(Almost)Every adult joke in the Shrek Franchise.

"I don't have anything to rub."
Chad Shrek: "You do now." 😏

I love this kind of humor, To be honest. More movies should re-create the humor that shrek had, Nothing beats it.

Hey I dont have anything to rub.

Katt nipp huh

“ITS A THONG”

“You think he’s compensating for something “ 😂

Wow this was a lot shorter then I expected

Netflix actually used that Ford Farquhar dude in their Shrek poster.. 💀

For all this time I thought I didn't understand the adult jokes as a child but it comes out the adult jokes weren't translated in the dubbed version I used to watch when I didn't know English

How is there actually only two and a half minutes of these in Shrek?

I love the “catnip” one💀😂

I own all the movies on Blu-ray! I need to get the 2 puss in boots films

the guard's blank reaction to the show white + 7 guys dirty joke with the drum sound effect is priceless 💀

"ITS A THONG"

I’ll pay for Lord Farquaad’s mirror, Princess Fiona, and Donkey’s therapy sessions

also that kinky lil convo between rapunzel and prince charming 💀

I didn’t think of it when I was younger. And now as I’m watching with my adult eyes I released they’re some dirty jokes dropping, making me laugh. Still one of the best childhood movies that I’ve watched. 😂

Pinocchio’s tan line though 😝

I also loved…
Shrek: “Well I hafta save my ass.”
Fiona: “What kind of knight are you?”
Shrek: “One of a kind.”

my donkey fell in your wafflehole

that catnip joke took me out bro that’s crazy

"My donkey fell in your waffle hole"

Here's Adults jokes that i didn't understand as an Kid: 1.i didn't know Lord whatever his Name is.. Thing was rising up under the Blanket 2. The Dragon kiss Shrek's ^ __ Means Kiss my ^ __ 3. Why was Pinocchio wearing Woman's Panty? Here's Adult Jokes that i did understand as an Kid: 1. Whatever went up Shrek's ^ __ 2. That random guy in Fairy Godmother's Song 3. Womans being Thirsty for Human Shrek 4. The Catnip being an Reference to Drugs 5. Those Guys in Arthur/Artie's School Smoking 6. Puss explaining the Birds and Bee until Shrek cut him off 7. i Actually thought Shrek's Kid for Real P__ in his Mouth but Thanks God it was an Fish spitting Water

You forgot to include the one were Donkey was having a wet dream.

"you can do the measuring when you get there"💀💀💀

“It’s a thong!” I found this so funny

The greatest animated film franchise

Adult joke in kids movie: funniest thing ever
kids joke in adult movie: now the movie is unfunny trash

"some gender confused wolf"

I don't remember that in the movie at all

It's a ThOnG 💀💀

Notice how in the worst movie ( Shrek 3 ) there aren’t nearly as many adult jokes in there as the 1st, 2nd, or 4th

Yakko Warner: Goodnight Everybody!

puss in boots: you forgot my movies

I haven't watched any Shrek movie since I was a kid and… holt crap

You forgot the joke when Monsieur Hood and his gang sing about what he likes to get.

The one with Pinocchio wearing a thong is my favorite scene in the whole franchise

I told my mom that Shrek was rated R sand she said “prove it” and I showed her this video and she died laughing at the end

Not even has the starbucks joke from shrek 2 included 😂