More Things You Thought Were Illegal!

Monke...

Daring today aren't we

All fun and games till the monkey rips your face off.....

The first two are actually illegal in my country, and the 3rd depends mostly on the species of the monkey and where you got it from.

He racist

Frieza???

friez

Bro was a few shades away from getting canceled💀

Bro became Freiza

Mike, you're gonna get canceled, Mike. Nobody knows who the hell I am and in my eyes thats good.

Is carrying a sword out in public legal

Unfortunately humans are apes. Owning apes is illegal.

He said quiet down monkey way too calmly

gonna clip this sound to be HELLA racist whos with me 🗣️

Mfs who don’t have a car door:

Racist Mike?

MIKE! MIKE! DONT SAY "QUIET DOWN MONKEY" ITLL START ALLEGATIONS AND TIKTOK SOUND EDITS! MIKE!

“Quiet down monkey”

Bro has experience

Wont Let you keep a human unconsensually as a pet

Bro nearly got cancelled but luckily the guy in the cage was white 💀💀💀

Bro is geto

Tracy Chapman approves of your selection of Fast Car.

This series really oughtta be renamed "things you think are illegal, are technically not illegal on a federal level, but are de facto illegal for 99% of people." Like yeah, you could bury a relative in your backyard, if CC&Rs, HOAs, and state/local zoning laws that apply to just about everyone didn't apply. I get why it's not named that though, doesn't quite roll off the tongue.

“quiet down monkey” bros been talking to geto

I want a human pet now!!!!! Where can I buy one?

The first 1 made me think of the movie, One for the Money, where she takes her neighbor in for missing his court date, and the only way he'd go was naked.
Nothing like an old naked guy who just doesn't care😳🤣

If being naked in your car is legal, why can cops approach a parked vehicle to ask why a couple are naked in the back 🤔

Close one there mike

Mike going off the rails with the last one

Bro, if the last one was black, we would be having a completely different conversation

But what if someone in a helicopter saw the inside of your car

"please im not a monkey"

Hang on… if humans are considered members of the ape family and monkeys are also a distant relative of apes, can’t an argument be made that keeping a human is keeping a monkey? I know some people that like to be treated like pets.

"Quite down monkey :)"

Brother

humans arent monkeys, well, it's true, are primates like them, we don't have tails which actually makes us apes

Go 😢😢😢😢😢😢 noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that last one..


mike is so relatable

I was already keeping a monkey at home his called my brother

my mind at the end: albino monkey

Me and my dad came from Australia and managed to get in to see slipknot and that was it. Hours of queues for nothing

"Quite down monkey :)" 💀💀💀

now imagine if the guy in there was black...

I’m sorry I literally did 😮 at the end I didn’t expect that

Bro became frieza 💀

So... owning a monkey is legal, but being part of a heist isn't.
Sorry, Dane, but one out of two isn't bad...

Bros ancestors spoke through him for that last one 💀

They made the last one illegal in the 1800s…

Good that driving naked is legal, being naked is comfortable and natural, I will do such when driving a semi in the future.