100 Greatest One-Liners: After The Kill

"Men get arrested. Dogs get put down."

I know Snyder's version of Rorschach is a horrific misreading of the character, but that line should've been included on here. It's so good.

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Keep the change ya filthy animal.

My kind of jokes

Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun



The best

Nice. Outrageous Fortune is great. highly underrated movie and that one liner is classic.

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amazing

"You're Luggage" goes so fucking hard lmao

“Hello. I’ve just shot somebody. I did it on purpose.”
Why does that sound like something the Monty Python troop would do? 😂

Btvs movie wasn't sooooo bad

“Scwew yor fweedoms.”
Arnold Ziffel

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"Are you not in to trains?", best line ever.

I feel like the scene from antman should’ve been in this when Darren Cross said “Goodbye Frank”

Another one
"They're going to have to glue you back together"
"IN HELL!""

-Demoman, TF2

The Chris Tucker line doesn’t belong. It was super lame then. It hasn’t gotten better with time.

The best ones are the ones with Arnold Schwartzanager

No one can one liner better than James Bond, especially after the kill.

What the hell was the Universal Soldier one-liner?
"I run"
What the hell does that even mean?

What about the one scene in Episode 10 “The Pacific” where Sledge shoots the Japanese soldier and the captain (or whatever his rank is; I don’t remember) says “what the hell do you think you’re doing?” And Sledge replies “Killin’ Japs.”

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'Jeez, she fell funny' - the departed

Try getting a reservation at dorsia now you fucking stupid basterd

“Wipe yourself off... you dead”

One of my favorite liners was that he got the boot!

Where's "Aww I shot marvin in the face"?

Consider that a divorce tops all. Millions of married men would die to do that.

Consider that a divorce, Arny

Indiana Jones could have made it to this list with his "No ticket" line if the villain hadn't survived. Same with John Nada ("Mama don't like tattletales").

Kung fury is so good!!!

Whatever movie that was with Tom cruise with the one shot. I’ve never seen it and now I regret it because that was THE MOST FUCKING BADASS ONE LINER IVE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE. BRO, ONE SHOT? THAT WAS SO FREAKING AWESOME!!!!

I love how the movies show how easy it is to say a fuckin punchline just after killing someone when there's nothing actually to be said , it's just a moment of silence that kickes in when you do what you always wanted silly .

I love each and every one of them 😂

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The Rush Hour one is even better with the whole setup. 😂
“Wipe yourself off. You’re bleeding.”
“Wipe ya self off, man. You dead.”

Arnie was a one liner Maschine.

Movie writers have absolutely no idea what happens when you shoot a gun indoors.

The 10th doctor:
drops someone off a spaceship
"No second chances... I'm that sort of a man"

"I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne. 'Let my armies be the rocks, and the trees, and the birds in the sky.'"

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One of my Favorites was from Cliffhanger. "Gravity's a bitch isn't it!" - Michael Rooker