Red Alert 2 Kirov Airship Quotes

Oh, the humanity! I love these quotes.

If you had kirovs it was GG

SC : nuclear launch detected

kirov reporting.

me panicking. 😄
training: racketeers, guardian GI.
building: ifv, battle fortress, rocket towers.

Red Alert 3: Giga Fortress, READY!
Harbinger.

"Tell me about your childhood traumatic experience"

Me: "Kirov reporting"

This kirov is more professional while Ra3's Kirov sounds like he's laying pipe😂

its 2023 and kirov still scares me

MANEUVER PROPS ENGAGED

Kirov reporting
Acknowledge
Airship ready
Helium mix optimal
Setting new course
Maneuver props engage
Bearing set
Bombing bays ready
Target acquired
Closing on target
Bombadiers to your stations
Mayday mayday
we are losing altitude
She's going to blow

I hope I got it right!

I'm "Manuever props, engaged!" kinda guy

Kirov reporting


"Oh no"



Bombardiers to your stations

"Surrender"

Top 5 scariest voicelines(in my opinion):
1. Warning! Nuclear missile launch!💀💀💀
2. Kirov reporting!😱
3. D I S C I N F L I G H T👽
4. My truck is loaded!😢
5. Borris here!😳

КИРОВ РЭПОРТИНГ

Imagine hearing 100 of this ontop of each other.💀💀

That noise has haunted pros noobs for the rest of Thier lives

Routine for good morning:
Get up
Have a cup of tea.
Receive a Kirov's report.

Celestias

Air Submarine

Burn îs more aproape to a Kirov theme but also this one

kirov reporting
F22 in position

Kirovs means end, unless you have these at hand:
Rocketeers
IFVs
Aegis Cruisers
Flak Tracks
Flak Trooper
Guardian GI
Battle Fortress with full Guardian GIs
Apocalypse
Scorpion
Gatling Tank
Floating Disc
Siege Chopper
Javelin Thrower
Gatling Cannon
Patriot Missile
Flak Cannon
Hydrofoil
Apollo Fighter
Jet Tengu
Striker VX
Bullfrog
Yuriko Omega

"She's going to blow!"

My bowels when the consequences of last night's curry reveals itself

Rocketeer will be good hahaha

She's going to blow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

R.A 2: kirov reporting
me: Panic
R.A 3: where is my.. body
me: Panic

Always knew we were screwed when we heard “Kirov reporting” before the ore refinery is even built

Flak trooper:"Allied harrier spam should stop"
Guardian G.I:what should the ally feel?
Kirov:"Fear"

What map do you guys play if you play skirmish?
Mine: hammer and sickle

"Kirov Reporting" carries the same "You. Fucked." energy as "Capital class signature detected" and "Warning! Multiple leviathan class lifeforms detected in the region. Are you certain whatever you're doing is worth it?"

When you hear "Kirov Reporting" - You make air defense as quick as possible. :)

Others: panics
Me: Just 3 aegis is enough

Kirov Reporting, Helium mix optimal.

Nato forces in Russia when they hear Kirov Reporting

Kirov reporting and the libya truck are the most annoying thing in the game

Its always “kirov reporting”,but not
“Kirov reports how his doing well”
😭😭😭😭

whats the song

Enemy: "Kirov Reporting"
Me: Ah shit, here we go again

When the Kirov is reporting! 😳

....If EA said that the next battlefield is a hero shooter, I expect it to be set during the red alert 2. Just imagine being a conscript that calls some good boi to bite the entrenched GI or just driving the glorious Soviet Power Supreme. Not to mention that airships used to be in battlefield 1, Kirovs are the next step of new fear.

Sir pentious:My fav airship to destroy everyone Hahahahahaha
Me:🤨

Everybody when they hear “kirov reporting”: panik
Me: ОПА my babushka sending another toy plane to “play” with the allies

بومبا دي ... تبقى خالتك

Kirov: Kirov reporting
Aegis cruiser: Aegis reporting!
Kirov: Kirov NOT reporting...!

I come back to hear it in the URSS vs Ukraine war 2022

Anyone here during late Feb, 2022, first quote came to my mind was Kirov reporting...

When you in ukraine 2022.

Imagine if you hear "kirov reporting" in Ukraine.

Who’s listening 2022? Ukrain will win

I came here after Russia attacked Ukraine