The pain of Auto Mortars : Rimworld Biotech Ep5

Having vampires and kids at the same time seems to be too much work.

"They're all babies right now and not very productive."

Thats some Dr. Suchong talk right there lol!

CowGir
UwU

A new challenge beat rimworld without a war crime

Blackboards and newborns is very memable 🤣

Uh... Hey Francis, I remembered in one of your more recent videos on this, you had a Yunners from a vampire, but i'm curious, if DeathRest Exhaustion, since it's +100% psy sensitivity, would that double the Psychic Harmonizer? (Or at least significantly boost it?)

frag grenades are really good against mecha turrets. The little ones needs one grenade, the big two. It wakes up after the blow, and not after the throw of the grenade, so we have almost the time to throw two grenades per colonists
I have only two grenades yet, but i will buy some for those clusters. It's really effective IMO

"We were forced to have all this colony wealth". - Man who tackled two ancient dangers and outfitted all colonists with great equipment on day 1.

If you ever have to much silver and want some rep could always donate to get people to trade with.

I honestly don't like solar flares, I don't think they're a good challenge they're just frustrating

Yeah Smokey is kind of the sheriff of the group, so it is a bit on the nose that he is using pigskin ;)

Oh my god. I can't believe your 15 year old imprisoned semen donor died from an infection he got when a mortar fell on him. What a world.

I wonder if you're going to see how it is for them to conceive naturally, or you're just going to have them salmon it. This isn't even proper IVF 🙈

Imagine a vampire colony and they create human children for blood bags and those children breed and there children also becomes blood bags it's morbid in Soo many ways 😀

Imagine the mortar hitting the baby 😀

"Do we need Ima Hussy? My gawd what a name" man this episode had me rolling

"we got two shotties, a heavy smg and Lunk"
Kinda reminds me of that line from the marvel movies... "I have an army..." "we have a Lunk"
Waiting for you to turn Lunk into a cross between a techpriest, vampire and space marine... and some T800 for good measure...

Let me know if you find out how to force a baby to sleep :-)

If only I'd thought of a growth vat when my twins were born, would've been much more convenient!

Can you milk prisoners?

i meannnnn technically you can use the pawns that have psychite needs as long as you remove their legs. Didn't notice on my game, but thats what I'm doing for my hemo needs. EDIT: I just noticed the fact they'll outright die after 60 days without their required psychite

FJ: "Ok guys, so the options for dealing with the mech cluster are:

1) A low shield pack
2) An EMP launcher
3) A vampire who is afraid of flames, that has a big pointy stick".

Also FJ: "SEND IN LUUUUUUNK"

"Babies apparently can't survive temperatures above 30 degrees. So: I stuck in a passive cooler, which reminds me I gotta go kill some people." I see how 'passive' and 'cooling' could make you think of corpses, but the fact that it was mentioned as a direct sequitur to child rearing is... a bit dark 😁

The bonus you were looking for was for a Loved One of the mother, not the baby.

Since she was a prisoner with no spouse/lover you couldn't get it.

If you're avoiding a kill box, it might be interesting to see your take on automated defence or use of traps.

You need chairs at your desks. 2 per desk.

Just a quick tip, if you plant dandelions in your animal pen, it can produce 2-3 times the nutrition the pen marker indicates. Most likely because it only counts the potential for random grass and shrubs, whereas you can basically carpet the whole pen with dandelions, with no unproductive space. Of course, you have to balance the labor of planting dandelions constantly against the need to use space efficiently.

With the amount of work you have distributed solely over 5 pawns, slavery is inevitable Francis.

“How do you force them to sleep?”
Many a parent would like to know

I think that there is a siege exploit where u fill their motars blueprints etc with build wall blueprints which causes them to attack you head on

They get past Lunk when he misses

This surrogate mother thing is just sickening to me. why would you include this!? i remember when the dev said he did not include children because of moral concerns. i guess "war crimes" sell -.-

Hi Francis,
Ihave a suggestion for you:
Soulstone surviviors.

Saying "child production" and "grow children" has that distinct disturbing rimworld flavor.

“How do you force then to sleep?”
That’s question all fresh new parents want the answer…

Those mechs tried to take mercy on your prisoners. You've been forcing them to carry your offspring inside their wombs while sucking blood from their only living companions all for what is essentially genetic experiments. That mortar shot couldn't have been more humane.

the funny part about the pig people is that they arent humants mutated into pigs, they are pigs mutated into humans

I'm liking this no killbox approach

Hussar Bloodbags are energy drinks.

I love how Francis just casually stores all the Toxic wastepacks literally right next to all the food, milk for babies included. Its so Rimworld, but I'm like half expecting that storing food next to Toxic waste should cause mutations to occur for the pawns who consume those food.

Incase you haven’t done so already (I am only up to where the baby just was born in your video) put a comfy chair in the nursery to save your people walking across your base just to feed the babies.

Nice!

Does solar flare affect batteries under mountain?

I imagine being a vampire would be useful for negating things like the sickly trait. Still I'd like at least one tough vampire mechanator because that would basically be Dracula from the Netflix Castlevania show.

"They're not actually vampires"
<Thought bubble forms>:

We're the lords of the sea

>Except, we aren't at sea

We're the lords of the sea

> Just, not of the actual sea

And if you dare to do us wrong
You'll walk the plank no doubt
Down you'll go to an awful fate

>Those grass stains will never come out

We're the lords of the sea

>Except for the part with the sea