Joe Rogan Experience #1000 - Joey Diaz & Tom Segura

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10 minutes convo about taking different type of shits 😅

You say you lurn so much but from only famous people how about you interview people who aren't famous and lurn what it's really like being poor or middle class and stuff that would be different

Well it won't be the first sharing but f.... t...m

Joey karate with a AR-15 😂😅

😮😮😮 great cast lads. Well said

I love this country but if certain things were left for the people to decide on people would literally starve.

I held a shit for almost 2 weeks camping onetime cuz I hate shitting in the bush

So what are those people to do.

OMG. That's me.

Work under a Dba "Doing business As" account. They won't lock you up for that, Bounce a handful of personal checks and your aswillbe in a cage, lol

When you hear the question "- What is it about that, that makes you happy?", during a conversation about taking a sh*t, you know you are chatting with the right people.
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I love your story you talking about talking a good enough I can still pick up the reverse psychology bulshit he's not having a s*** buying live to go along with a f*****fuk what I do use for this year and if you want to have that s** for life in your using banana stop going on with someone s*** we all know what it is a good lord the bondage point and that's all that f**** is the rest of the latest that comes out of ???

Joe....you need to get some 3 peat bulls on to talk to...like where the fuck did Scott pippin go?

You see this is why this was the first groundbreaking, relatable, realistic podcast. Because of things like all the man cave talk, shit and fart conversations, comedy gold.
F**kin tremendous conv bw Legends Joey diaz, Tom Segura and obviously Joe Rogan.
Absolutely Fu**in LEGENDARY.

And yall forgot to mention the booty crumbs!

Look how relaxed everyone is back then man wow things were awesome and always something hilarious on the news

So many cool stories and funny jokes in this episode. Ive watched quite a few of Joey and Joe Rogan's content the past couple of years, and have to say that this was a pretty damn good one!

Wow Joey just predicted all of the BLM riots that’s crazy

its not that the wife is nice ...ITS RESPECT THEY KNOW THE CANT BLOW HER OFF ... capeesh ....

20 ? lmfao

I love when Joey gets passionate

Customer service

Even with civil court. You get charged with a crime for not paying on a court order. "Contempt of Court". But ANY payment is acknowledgement of the order and negates contempt. So a dollar a week can keep you out of jail, even if you owe thousands.

They should have written off Snipes taxes for reparations...

This is my favorite JRE Podcast for sure, we need this Trio back for another

I’ve almost finished my second go on this and I’ve decided to fall asleep to it but I’m worried I’ll keep popping up laughing. 😅

Lol. The comic con bit is real. Can confirm

Joey talking about needing a way to escape and if he's not able to see it he starts to get anxiety is PTSD from prison and totally relatable

Hes changing flavors

Yeah Dubai, slave labor, not surprised they live like kings. If we never abolished it so would we.

this is disgusting.

i feel like Joeys stories arent real

You can tell these 3 actually live each other .. what an awesome episode

Funny Joey os a felon but he owns an AR-15 ballsy man xD

My first pod cast wow Thank You Gentleman

Sad to see joe just defending trump constantly even after Tom’s saying he’s just giving his opinion and doesn’t hate em. Either way these three are just nonstop content, great discussion and nonstop comedy.

Joey Diaz is freaking hilarious!!! Does he always call people by their full name? That itself is freaking hilarious!!!😂😂😂😂

Best episode ever 😂now everyone has followed joe

Ohhh how Joes opinions have changed

These guys have PhD’s in shit and shitting. My God!

A hot chick with a bag of coke is as strong a pull as I’ve ever felt. Took years for me to say no. But once I did, it became easier and easier.

The real frauds being committed are in campaign finance and real estate.

Everybody pays their taxes sooner or later, one way or another. I was audited for 2 years. Lost sleep over it but just had to do all the accounting I should have done when I filed and they found $40 that was on the wrong side of the line…for two years! The IRS is fair if you are just honest.

Been through 6 or 7 earthquakes. No problem. Reminds you who’s in charge. Blizzards in Montana where you have to stick you head out the window to drive down the street. Driving on the highways and all of a sudden a 4 foot high snow drift across all lanes. Bam! I’ve buried my 4wD truck completely trying to get up the driveway! I love intense weather, separates the men from the boys.