Loot Crate April 2015: Fantasy | Ashens

Yo, boners. The dragon is in the shape of an ampersand. Nobody else seed them shapes? Am i now the worlds biggest expert in shape recognition? I think the world has finally hit the Idiocracy levels of stupidity when I'm the one telling everyone how to grow crops with toilet water. Jesus.
Headline:

"8 years after pyramids are discovered, dumb man finally cracks the code: they're triangle shaped!"
See page 3, column 44
And now, we return to "Ow, My Balls"

"Go away, I'm 'batin"

Here it is everyone the debut of The Fucking Inflatable Fucking Crown .

FUCKING INFLATABLE FUCKING CROWNS!!! 🤬

Came here for the F*CKING INFLATABLE F*CKING CROWN

I was waiting for the "bowties are cool!" reference and I was not disappointed

Dnd shirt would be cool if they hadn't have ruined it now... Bowties are terrible... Is the inflatable crown the genesis of "fucking inflatable fucking crown"?

Fucking inflatable fucking crouwn!

Ahhh, the infamous 'inflatable crown' episode, this never gets old and all thanks to a "FUCKING INFLATABLE FUCKING CROWN !"

I wonder how many storage unit's of useless tat this man has accumulated over the years lol.

Love seeing the contrast between how Stuart reviewed these boxes compared to others like Matthew Santoro - who actively seemed happy with the fucking inflatable fucking crown

Man, I haven't heard Loot Crate in like ...5 years? Give or take. I guess that shit went down harder than the Yorktown.

the DnD Ampersand Dragon is really nice. too bad it's on a red t-shirt. can't wear red.

Inflatable crown

The bowtie deserves more hate if only because they are implying it can be worn along with the crown or as a hair accessory.

Take a drink every time Ashens mentions the fucking inflatable fucking crown! *edit: I counted 7

This but it’s just him complaining about the crown

i have the same sound effect gadget but in black, didnt know they had it in red

Whenever I feel disappointment in something, I now know what to call that thing to properly convey my disgust.

"This isn't a good surprise. This isn't even terrible. This is a fucking inflatable f u c k i n g c r o w n"

I kinda want an inflatable crown. But Stuart's right, it should be quite cheap.

fucking inflatable fucking crown

I once accidentally wrote "fucking inflatable" instead of "fucking inflatable fucking crown" and got videos for humping inflatables

Crash bandicoot watch this video and he have loot crate too

That jumpscare

The dragon was making this symbol: &

I've been searching for this VERY episode after binging his other box openings. Did not disappoint

Anyone else here in 2021?

One day you’ll look back and realize Inflatable crowns were the greatest invention of our generation and you will begin to weep at your poor judgment. One day you will rue the day you mocked it. You will wish you would’ve produced your own.

That ending..... You sir, just gave me NIGHTMARES!!

Dnd teeshirt

5 years later here I am... Lootcrate bankrupted, time to remember the fucking inflatable fucking crown.

"Are things really that bad at Lootbox HQ?" Ominously foreshadowing the future.

Mini ladd

Norfolk local with doctorate doesn't recognize an ampersand. More at 11.

I finally found it

fucking inflatable crown

love how he missed the d&d shirt reference then immediately guessed the bowtie was d&d

I saw the thumbnail and I thinked crown was a chuck e cheese one

Fucking inflatable fucking crown is my new favourite sentence

Whos here in 2020 for the inflatable fucking crown ?

Just here for the “CROWN”