NICK SWARDSON and I go through the FART ALPHABET, A to Z. So many farts, so little time! #23

Nick said Dildo Baggins 💀

My c would be a chemtrails fart

Maybe they thought nic was a gay cuz a that hat 🥳

Dragon fart & Elon fart 😮 never cross the the streams !!!

I don’t know why, but Y-Z’s energy felt so tense yet somehow sexual. These two together are too much! So many smells. 😂

This was so dang funny!! I pictured the drive thru fart as pulling up to the drive thru window after a stank fart and the person at the window is so offended that they refuse to give you your food lol (this happened to me because of my cousin lol). I also thought for sure you were going to say a jingle bell fart was going to be one that rolls forward and "jingles your bells" lmfao.

I also nominate this episode for the nobel peace prize

So, people actually listen to this? Yes, I did.

The sweet beef podcast… what a wonderful show.

This is the greatest duo ever!

Ahhh...gotta love the tones these two create for all the stinking holes out there, still undiscovered !

The big bang was God farting people onto the world 😖

Please have the Swardson again!

Nick swardson is the funniest man alive. No one makes me laugh like he does

OMG! Huge Nick fan and Marley always had me cracking up in movies!
So happy I found this pod and he is still as funny as ever!
"You boys doing some bozzin"

"You can't get your head around a Dr. Seuss fart". Congratulations Harland, that's the first time in world history that those worlds were placed together in that sequence. 🎉

The best podcast I watch now guy your a silly goose friend 😅😅😅

After hearing this podcast I think I just turned 11 years old again. Happy birthday to me

Harlands energy and comedy has beaten everyone. Nobody can keep up

Rumplestilskin was supposed to be the Rip Van Winkle

Turd Ferguson brought me to the Harland Highway through Nick Swardson's impersonation of Don Knots telling a women, "your mouth is my toilet, I'm cumming in your butt", prior to moving to Reno Nevada for a comic residency with Norm Macdonald.

Harland just casually says things like "Tell me if I'm over adorabling you.." and noone says anything lmao

I giggled so much watching this 😂

"Anal Musk Dropping" 😐😬😄😂🤢🤮😵

The whole wanting to slam Nick's head into a plate of Fish & Chips thing, totally caught me off guard 😄😄

This could have been a comedy album it was so good

I love when somebody cracks Harland 😂

Def don’t let your headphones switch to your phones speaker in a crowded place during the fart naming segment…

Nick's broccoli fart is literally how my ex farted after she ordered her "fox tail"












.....meaning butt plug

you maka da cheesecake dirty boy lmfao

Idk how these ppl last with Harland, Id just be giggling like a school girl till my heart gave out.

I learned so much...thanks fellas!

Nick describes Edmonton the way Edmontonians do. "Yea, it's .. a . nice town..."

Weeeeeeeeeee!!!

Iam losing IQ points..😂

I'm so hungover and cackling at this. Brilliant

I guess its coincidence but I had a fart during this whole episode.

Wow, the power went out during your show at the Improv last month! 🤯

Two legends together! One is Harlands son.

Nick Swardson is the GOAT podcast guest!

Almost like a Gregorian chant. Gregorian and Gargamel. You double G’d me there.

i need to buy an oxygen tank i can hardly breathe you guys are making me laugh so hard!

Nick is such a loose cannon and I love it!

I am blaming the entire world for never telling about Harland's podcast until a few days ago!! Harland has been one of my favoritea but hea also the one I forget to look up. I've been catching up on some shows and I've been laughing so hard. I'm kicking myself for letting Harland slip through the cracks of my memory. Never again! Mr Williams no goes to the front of the line!!

These two prove you don’t have to be very funny to be successful.

This is one of the most insane and hilarious interviews ever. Harland, you are a mad genius.

Nick looks young

I was moved to tears by this amazing analysis.