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The boyfriend at the end turns this from satire to reality.
ОтветитьI can see this being real.
ОтветитьIf you take this out of context, it could be a horror movie.
ОтветитьI feel like either this movie inspired the movie "White Chicks" or vice-versa.
ОтветитьDeadass, for the first few seconds, I was looking for the skip ad button. Felt like a real ad. lmaoO!
ОтветитьScary part is that if they actually made it, I'm certain it would sell
ОтветитьLeatherface was truly ahead of his time
ОтветитьHoly! That's scary.
ОтветитьSo the ideal is to resemble Jeffree Star? Interesting.
ОтветитьThat's what trans women look like to me.
ОтветитьBrilliant concept. But is it compatible with Face ID?
ОтветитьWow I thought this was a joke....until I read the reviews...
ОтветитьWhere did they get the idea...from a robber/^
ОтветитьIn 2022 "satirical" news stories like these are in the new everyday.
Ответитьif this was a real product you can be sure line of retard would form in front of shop to buy it.
ОтветитьNow they can all rob banks.
ОтветитьAnd in related news, this week, Amazon announced "Prime Wallet," a virtual bank account that always shows you have a million dollars in your account. When asked if it would show purchases, the chief innovator engineer cheerfully replied, "Absolutely. We will periodically fill your virtual account with random purchases including scarce products like PlayStation 5."
ОтветитьI mean I have seen ladies on insta who literally just erases their face and draws a new face, I am pretty sure you can't even ID them if they robbed you at gun point with make-up on and then just washed their face ... So this isn't far from the truth.....
ОтветитьThis is lowkey creepy af.
ОтветитьWomen will wear this and then wonder why no man will touch her
ОтветитьThe Onion predicted the future yet again. These days, you're not even allowed into places if you aren't wearing a mask.
ОтветитьWhat every woman who gets plastic surgery, botox, etc looks like to me. Plastic people
ОтветитьFck. Ive opened this video, and now im getting recommendations for actual rubber masks...
ОтветитьThat was very Poughkeepsie Tapes.
ОтветитьMaybe it’s Maybelline…
ОтветитьHi, as a male here c-could y... do you happen to have ... so let's say there's this underwear.. you know what, nevermind
ОтветитьRobbery would be much easier
ОтветитьThe director of marketing looks like she was born with the mask on 🤣
ОтветитьThe black woman putting it on must have gone over everyone’s heads
ОтветитьHalf solution:facial masks and quarantine🦇the problem was eery coincidences of medschool female tech US family members⚡️
Bill&Mark definitely have a common thing against honest valuable women wearing makeup
Bill:discard Korean cosmetics and get microneedling in SouthKorea to get scarred even more by another SKorean doc
Mark:dont wear makeup and get teeth alignment in SouthKorea so SKr insecure dentists way more insecure&abusive than foreign counterparts will ruin your teeth and buy LaPrairie when lockdowns are held in London so digital illegal hackers will only bully you and LaPrairie’s less smarter chaps possibly will only stalk your card transactions and devices afterwards🥺🤮🤮🤮🤮
I'm disappointed you didn't add duck lips
ОтветитьBought the cheapest masks ever for this. The CREAfx and Royanner ones are scarily realistic. Very expensive though.
ОтветитьBeyond the simply fact that it is unrealistic the worst problem is that the ideal woman is blonde not black haired.
ОтветитьUpdate: 8 years later. The product was discontinued in 2017 because of the outcry of the Beverely Hills plastic surgeon communicity, after they accused Maybelline of stealing their jobs and affecting their livelihood. Meanwhile, Kylie Jenner has own versions of the Kylie™ masks in 3 different skintones.
ОтветитьThat lady's nostrils are huge! Yikes!
ОтветитьThis is basically the dolled up version of "putting a bag over her face"
ОтветитьIs that Ego Nwodim??
ОтветитьLooks like everybody on "The View"
Ответитьbrilliant
ОтветитьI feel there is a joke hiding behind a mask of news...
Ответить🤑 👻 God help us 🤔
Ответить😂😂😂😂 how DUMB‼️
Ответитьhilarious and oh so fucking true
ОтветитьHi
ОтветитьHlo
ОтветитьJust a Joke! The mask are of very poor quality. Take a tour at Creafx to see a better quality.
ОтветитьI bet in real life women would wear these masks cause it proves that most women are so insecure of the way they look,. not sexist but fact 💯
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