Maybelline Introduces New Ideal-Woman Rubber Mask To Use In Place Of Makeup

Maybelline Introduces New Ideal-Woman Rubber Mask To Use In Place Of Makeup

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Touting it as their most stylish and advanced beauty product to date, officials from global cosmetics brand Maybelline unveiled Thursday the Ideal-Woman Rubber Mask, a flexible facial covering that can be worn over the head in lieu of makeup.

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@britneyhochman5204
@britneyhochman5204 - 15.10.2021 00:46

The boyfriend at the end turns this from satire to reality.

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@mrsantoro8306
@mrsantoro8306 - 16.10.2021 21:20

I can see this being real.

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@mparker123
@mparker123 - 20.10.2021 07:24

If you take this out of context, it could be a horror movie.

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@Thrifty032781
@Thrifty032781 - 28.10.2021 16:16

I feel like either this movie inspired the movie "White Chicks" or vice-versa.

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@missiblyu7360
@missiblyu7360 - 28.10.2021 16:25

Deadass, for the first few seconds, I was looking for the skip ad button. Felt like a real ad. lmaoO!

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@melo3916
@melo3916 - 28.11.2021 21:04

Scary part is that if they actually made it, I'm certain it would sell

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@vacant_skull_graduate6991
@vacant_skull_graduate6991 - 30.11.2021 10:15

Leatherface was truly ahead of his time

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@paengsterable
@paengsterable - 02.12.2021 12:55

Holy! That's scary.

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@kenpowolf1987
@kenpowolf1987 - 29.12.2021 22:25

So the ideal is to resemble Jeffree Star? Interesting.

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@Shinobi33
@Shinobi33 - 30.12.2021 03:30

That's what trans women look like to me.

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@sdaiwepm
@sdaiwepm - 04.01.2022 11:38

Brilliant concept. But is it compatible with Face ID?

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@angwi4
@angwi4 - 24.01.2022 14:25

Wow I thought this was a joke....until I read the reviews...

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@angwi4
@angwi4 - 24.01.2022 14:30

Where did they get the idea...from a robber/^

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@lifemarketing9876
@lifemarketing9876 - 03.02.2022 08:04

In 2022 "satirical" news stories like these are in the new everyday.

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@justpassingbby
@justpassingbby - 04.02.2022 19:09

if this was a real product you can be sure line of retard would form in front of shop to buy it.

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@cashonly2539
@cashonly2539 - 10.02.2022 02:44

Now they can all rob banks.

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@kxmode
@kxmode - 19.02.2022 06:51

And in related news, this week, Amazon announced "Prime Wallet," a virtual bank account that always shows you have a million dollars in your account. When asked if it would show purchases, the chief innovator engineer cheerfully replied, "Absolutely. We will periodically fill your virtual account with random purchases including scarce products like PlayStation 5."

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@comprehensivecow6679
@comprehensivecow6679 - 11.03.2022 19:30

I mean I have seen ladies on insta who literally just erases their face and draws a new face, I am pretty sure you can't even ID them if they robbed you at gun point with make-up on and then just washed their face ... So this isn't far from the truth.....

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@kato_dsrdr
@kato_dsrdr - 25.03.2022 00:24

This is lowkey creepy af.

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@brendan5260
@brendan5260 - 30.03.2022 08:52

Women will wear this and then wonder why no man will touch her

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@thesexybatman263
@thesexybatman263 - 07.04.2022 18:51

The Onion predicted the future yet again. These days, you're not even allowed into places if you aren't wearing a mask.

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@mchoffner8497
@mchoffner8497 - 15.04.2022 12:08

What every woman who gets plastic surgery, botox, etc looks like to me. Plastic people

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@zotharr
@zotharr - 19.04.2022 22:44

Fck. Ive opened this video, and now im getting recommendations for actual rubber masks...

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@bombgiggity1460
@bombgiggity1460 - 06.05.2022 23:01

That was very Poughkeepsie Tapes.

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@4cubes569
@4cubes569 - 09.05.2022 14:08

Maybe it’s Maybelline…

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@cameroncooper5195
@cameroncooper5195 - 29.05.2022 02:17

Hi, as a male here c-could y... do you happen to have ... so let's say there's this underwear.. you know what, nevermind

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@y0Kid62
@y0Kid62 - 09.07.2022 19:14

Robbery would be much easier

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@holayou2241
@holayou2241 - 06.08.2022 06:30

The director of marketing looks like she was born with the mask on 🤣

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@watchspotting
@watchspotting - 09.08.2022 01:57

The black woman putting it on must have gone over everyone’s heads

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@vegannations
@vegannations - 16.08.2022 22:35

Half solution:facial masks and quarantine🦇the problem was eery coincidences of medschool female tech US family members⚡️
Bill&Mark definitely have a common thing against honest valuable women wearing makeup
Bill:discard Korean cosmetics and get microneedling in SouthKorea to get scarred even more by another SKorean doc
Mark:dont wear makeup and get teeth alignment in SouthKorea so SKr insecure dentists way more insecure&abusive than foreign counterparts will ruin your teeth and buy LaPrairie when lockdowns are held in London so digital illegal hackers will only bully you and LaPrairie’s less smarter chaps possibly will only stalk your card transactions and devices afterwards🥺🤮🤮🤮🤮

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@31minutesago
@31minutesago - 25.08.2022 18:42

I'm disappointed you didn't add duck lips

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@bubcentral23
@bubcentral23 - 22.09.2022 22:34

Bought the cheapest masks ever for this. The CREAfx and Royanner ones are scarily realistic. Very expensive though.

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@rphb5870
@rphb5870 - 27.09.2022 11:49

Beyond the simply fact that it is unrealistic the worst problem is that the ideal woman is blonde not black haired.

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@Furrina89
@Furrina89 - 02.10.2022 15:18

Update: 8 years later. The product was discontinued in 2017 because of the outcry of the Beverely Hills plastic surgeon communicity, after they accused Maybelline of stealing their jobs and affecting their livelihood. Meanwhile, Kylie Jenner has own versions of the Kylie™ masks in 3 different skintones.

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@sydecarnutz972
@sydecarnutz972 - 04.10.2022 05:23

That lady's nostrils are huge! Yikes!

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@Iuwl
@Iuwl - 23.11.2022 06:33

This is basically the dolled up version of "putting a bag over her face"

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@SkyTherapy
@SkyTherapy - 14.02.2023 22:15

Is that Ego Nwodim??

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@GenerallyGeneralLee
@GenerallyGeneralLee - 04.03.2023 05:33

Looks like everybody on "The View"

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@pmac7770
@pmac7770 - 09.03.2023 01:36

brilliant

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@maxrochful
@maxrochful - 19.05.2023 05:07

I feel there is a joke hiding behind a mask of news...

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@johnthomas736
@johnthomas736 - 24.06.2023 22:49

🤑 👻 God help us 🤔

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@joycecrowton8423
@joycecrowton8423 - 15.08.2023 05:48

😂😂😂😂 how DUMB‼️

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@michelerich1590
@michelerich1590 - 16.09.2023 06:37

hilarious and oh so fucking true

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@HiralalPrasad-lu6tv
@HiralalPrasad-lu6tv - 10.07.2024 13:42

Hi

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@HiralalPrasad-lu6tv
@HiralalPrasad-lu6tv - 10.07.2024 13:45

Hlo

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@esterparis1190
@esterparis1190 - 08.02.2025 23:11

Just a Joke! The mask are of very poor quality. Take a tour at Creafx to see a better quality.

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@RedSunOfHonor
@RedSunOfHonor - 23.02.2025 01:37

I bet in real life women would wear these masks cause it proves that most women are so insecure of the way they look,. not sexist but fact 💯

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