Norm Macdonald's Joke steals the show at the end of Billy Bob Thorntons Bird Story

And some douchebag at NBC told Norm, he wasn't funny. r.i.p. Norm you are one funny s.o.b....

My buddy had some kinda parrot type bird. So I’m over at his house, he’s in the shower and his birds making all kinds of weird ass noises, so I start paying better attention. Yeah, the bird was repeating all the weird sex stuff he heard from my buddy and all the chicks he was nailing😂 The grunts, the oh yeahs, I swear I even heard a couple references to a Big Boy come outta this things beak😂😂😂

A joke stolen from Jonathan Katz, but by god it's a good one

Norm never lost his baby teeth

He asked what he can say I thought the bird was gonna drop some nasty one liners

I like the way he talks. He likes the way I talk.

He said he was playing captain beefheart on a loop.
I don’t even wanna know what that means.

I can’t believe the bird died. I didn’t even know it was sick!

He cannot steal the show, it's HIS show.

My cat just took a shit. I can smell it from the other room.

When my mother was born my grandparents had a pet Mina bird that could speak, not mimic.

Why ask if you can say god dammit? Is that cause to be cancelled now too 😂

That was an old Jonathan Katz joke

Billy Bob Thornton: the only person who gets Captain Beefheart and Hank Hill mixed up

Billy Bob wanted to make sure saying "goddam" was OK. He found out a minute later.

Underrated episode

I can't believe he said goddamn on the podcast... that kinda talk needs to stay under the bridge mr billybob

They didn't show Billy Bob's reaction. Apparently he wasn't ready for that hahaha

That bird was fast and bulbous. Got me?

BILLY BOB IS A CAPTAIN BEEFHEART FAN!!!!!! OMG!
A SQUID EATING DOUGH IN A POLYETHYLENE BAG IS FAST AND BULBOUS!!! GOT ME!!!!🙏

Damn, BB delivered a lot of that a lot like Norm himself.

That “wait… we can say whatever we want on here, right?

Yeah, so the bird said ‘god damn, I wish she’d get out of here’” is genius, even if it was accidental genius.

Explain to the folks who Captain Beefheart was.

Eget has no idea who Captain Beefheart was.

I was watching Billy Bob's Bad Santa movie and there's a joke/like in it I've heard Norm making a version of on his show (I think). Can't remember what it was though.

If you think African Greys talk a lot you should hear an African Black. Can't shut 'em up!

"fuck me fast and bulbous before my husband gets home" - Billy Bob Thornton's bird

That was an old Jonathan Katz joke.

a great bird

Lmfao. Ah, God bless your soul, Normie. Rip

love the way billy bob thornton looks after he says "captain beefheart" like he hopes he's cool

You can tell the whole time he’s just waiting to say it 😂😂😂

😂😂😂

How impossibly cool is it that the guy played captain Beefheart for his bird? 😂😂😂

I hope it wasnt trout mask replica! Lol

“…..that’s why I’d never have one of those” 😂😂😂😂

"The stars are matter / We are matter /But it doesn't matter" - Captain Beefheart

"TrOpIcAL hOTdoG nIgHt!"

Idk Thornton's story was fucking great plus he name-dropped Captain Beefheart, possibly the greatest rock artist of all time

My parrot was an African-American Grey

In appearance and demeanor.

Billy sounds like Mike Judges hank hill 😂

Love both these guys!

Someone with an African Grey should play in loops Norm's standups.... LOL See what happens after 1 year :P

Billy bob...he's for the birds.