Morrowind Review | A Moon-Sugar Fortified Experience™

He's not joking when he says "giant penis sword" well technically a spear, according to legend, Vivec's head went down and dirty with Molag Bal the demon god of sex and violence in the ES universe, creator of Vampires (who he made by raping people) and all around terrible guy, Vivec bit off his Hotline Miami main character and that got turned into his spear Muatra.


Also, it's implied Vivec raped a vampire lord so that's something.

Now that Vivek is running for president I decided to come back and watch this again so I can learn about our future ruler.

This video has reached 6 millions .

6 million views? That can't be right

Here we go again , let's review every single sseth video for the 12th time

This video may have singlehandedly revived interest in Morrowind

What the fuck is this Morrowind Slavic edition? I still cannot reprehend the ideas for mods like this. Amazing.

Heyyy, the lore for my skyrim character is the same lore for why you can reload sims, his eyes that cannot see allow him to see into and enter alternate realities.

Ah yes, the newbie killer Scribs. I'm confident that Scribs are 90% of the first deaths for people. Or Mud Crabs.

I hate the jew-jokes in your videos. Get tf out of 4chan and use your brain.

Holy shit the thumbnail is a parody of Viper

Being able to play Morrowind on my phone lets me consume n'wah amounts of skooma daily ❤️

my favorite game

It has been years, but I have finally understood the thumbnail reference

I am acutely aware this video is over five years old, and I'm also aware that its subject is a game that was released more than 20 years ago, but after your video review, SsethTzeentach, of STARSECTOR (a video I stumbled upon purely by accident for a decade-old PC Title that I'd never heard of in my life) had me literally laughing out loud so hard and for so long yesterday evening that I felt as though I'd ruptured an internal organ or pulled a muscle in my abdomen - I had to keep watching more. I think about 24 hours have passed since then and I'm not sure how I lost so much time, but I MUST watch every single video you've posted! Every single video of yours that I've watched so far is a beautifully orchestrated torrent of continuously clever narration comprised of satisfyingly wonderous and offensive verbiage, the perfect shade of dark comedy, sharp sarcastic humor, absurd photoshop skills, graphics usage, choice captioning, and footage which is cut expertly into what amounts to flowing perfection. I cannot get enough...
Lastly, most of these are games I also played as a child and so most I see through a sepia-tinted nostalgic lense as well, but taking another honest look back after a couple decades and objectively analyzing the game's lore, mechanics, and visuals is much more entertaining than I ever would have imagined! Please NEVER stop posting these gems because they're a goddamn treat!

WTF??? I thought Oblivion was nuts.

Daggerfall is #1 buuuuuuut the moon sugar hoovering, skooma consuming, enchantment stat breaking, ooga booga, pure r tardation of Morrowind is something to be remembered forever.

I have watched this whole video at least four times.

Bitch ass N'wahs who use daggers with Long Blade as their main skill bitching about Morrowind's combat system can go back to skyrim.

Hmmmmmm that title there feels different

was that fight clip at the end staged?

the fucken end, I took karate for 8 years as a kid into my teens. I've been wondering if I should get back into it. The ending just settled my question.

What about Oblivion it is funnier experience 😂

The combat is why I ditched the game, just couldn't enjoy it at all

I just realized the fucking video picture\icon thing references Vyper from mandalore's story. How deep does it go?

So which is the fap to gamer girl Azura button?

This video will forever bring me joy

Not even one minute in and you've replaced "th" with "f" 7 times and I can't stand it.

-I'll be gentle.
-Im dead. Quite literally 💀

I come back to see the vivec viper picture that lives in my head rent free

Every Imperial should read "The protocols of the Thalmoric Elders of Altmer" real eye opener on the Altmer and their plans.

This aged well with the da goth ur memes we have now 😂

This game and new Vegas ruined all other games for me permanently. Everything else is trash.

This video is everything I love about morrowind in its purest form

This video has my favorite outro of all SSeth’s vids

Now mention of the umbra guy I killed each time I've played the game. Join Mage Guild to get free magic potions>Go to the capital? (forgot the name) to get buff of levitation that lasted forever > Fly to where Umbra was> Kill him from above > Get one of the best weapons in the game

That was the best holocaust joke I've heard in years

Kill N'wahs. Behead N'wahs . Roundhouse kick a N'wah into the Stone. Slam dunk a N'wah baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy N'wahs. Defecate in a N'wahs food. Launch N'wahs into the sun. Stir fry N'wahs in a Cauldron. Toss N'wahs into Red Mountain. Urinate into a N'wahs Mead. Judo throw N'wahs into a saw bladw. Twist N'wahs heads off. Report N'wahs to the Aldmeri Dominion. Karate chop N'wahs in half. Curb stomp pregnant N'wahs. Trap N'wahs in quicksand. Crush N'wahs in Stone. Liquefy N'wahs in a vat of acid. Eat N'wahs. Dissect N'wahs. Exterminate N'wahs in the gas chamber. Stomp N'wahs skulls with steel plate boots. Cremate N'wahs in the oven. Lobotomize N'wahs. Mandatory abortions for N'wahs. Grind N'wah fetuses in a Wheat mill. Drown N'wahs in fried chicken grease. Vaporize N'wahs with Shock. Kick old N'wahs down the stairs. Feed N'wahs to trolls. Slice N'wahs with a Iron Sword.

Vivec is Sans Undertale but a hermaphroditic god-fucker

A classic

Worst thing about this review is that he used the most false god, instead of Dagoth Ur the god.

Damn, hearing the Origins of Let Me Solo Her got me hyped for beating the game

There is Now a voice simulator AI that can perfectly recreate Jeff Baker's voice when he was voicing dagoth ur. The gates are now wide open to finally finish the proper ending joining the 6th house.