Stuff Enneagram 1s Say

married to a one. yep

Oh Abbey,
How do you do it? I feel so exposed.
The color coded books, the joy in list making, cleanliness (There’s a place for everything, and everything has a place.😜), the poltergeist that lives in my house, are all things that I have said and or done and are all attributes of my personality. 🎯

Oh my God this is great!! I laughed so much (and sympathised with the poor 1)! Don't you just hate it if people don't follow the rules?

I'm almost certain I'm a 5 but, holy moly, these phrases are in my head literally all day, I don't say most of them out loud but gee wiz this sounds like my inner self. LOL

Omg this is my mom 100% I'm a 4 so we dont mix well at all

Oh, my gosh....that's hilarious. I'm a 7 so, yep when I am stressed, I do go there

OMG I told my family the exact thing last night! 🤣🤣 "if you put things away, you will find it the next day" This is freakily accurate Abbey.

It’s all fun and games until you marry a 1 and have to listen to these lines every day of your life.

Oh gosh yes, the frustration when someone moves something out of its proper place or doesn't put it back where they found it is so real. Just the other day at work I got annoyed with someone moving our Clorox wipes to a different desk than the usual one, and I had a reaction just like in this video, haha. I could definitely see myself saying some of these more often if I had a family living with me at home, but being single, I don't have to deal with those much yet. I may have just gotten a glimpse of future me! But it's still pretty accurate for current me - bravo! 👏

Ok yes except sorting by color is for sure a 3 thing. Every 1 I know has RAGED at the thought that people sort their books by color rather than "an acceptable" system such as author, title, or genre. 🤣

I am a 4 but I saw a lot of me in this clip

The poltergeist 😂😂😂😂💀

2w1 yes I definitely have a lot of these tendencies.

My partner is a 1 and this is spot on 😂 She always says “I’m not mad” and it’s obvious to everyone that she is mad.

Why am I like this though... LOL! 🤣🤣🤣

This is too accurate.
- Tritype 514

A moment of silence for the 1s, it must be kinda stressful to always immediately & strongly notice the stuff thats out of place.
i barely notice my surroundings at all, which is sometimes a curse, but i suppose it can also be a partial blessing

“I’m not mad, I’m just frustrated.” This video literally started with my type one dad’s catchphrase 😂😅

Literally claimed till I was 20 that we had never seen him mad. Theeeeen all the personal growth and personality study started. Cuz life caught up to us all.

Love this!!!! I'm a 2w1 and I felt all of these in my soul!

“It’s like living with a poltergeist” and the pillows had me ☠️ My favorite cousin is a 1 💜

Unsolicited advice machines

As a 1 most of my right/wrong has to do with morality and not overall cleanliness/tidyness so I can’t relate to those sayings in this vid BUT IF I DONT SAY “It’s about the principle of it” at LEAST once a week….then I must be in my healthy 7 zone 😂

As an ENTJ 1this made me so seen, then attacked XD

Okay, I don’t know how you captured me on film - I never saw a camera following me around, yet HERE I AM in all my ‘superior’ ‘know it all’ ‘correcting others peoples’ grammar’ glory.

“Who would’ve guessed? ME. Months ago. Nobody listens to me.” I must say this at least once a week.

I have a strong enneagram one wing to my enneagram type, type nine- my gosh my wing burns me out and makes me tired so freakin fast hah

Lol, 1w9 here. And I definitely only pause at stops signs and am always late... but I do feel bad about being late.

My 1 says I’m his child lol 🥺

OMG, he does say to stop!

I have in fact had to say “I’m not saying it how you want me to say it, but I am saying the same thing” and “no one says ‘Margarine’ they just say ‘butter’. I can say ‘butter’ “ 🙄 I don’t know why people are so confrontational- oh it’s an enneagram thing?? 🤦🏼‍♀️

Things that a mother of a teenager would say? Things the neighborhood watch lady would say? Things an upset wife would say? And finally, Things a Proud know it all would say.

Lmao

As a 9w1 this resonated so hard. I have most of these thoughts often, but I just don't verbalize them in order to keep the peace 😂

As a 1w9 I'm laughing so hard at this lmfao
I relate except I don't say most of these out loud, whereas I assume 1w2 are the ones that do say them out loud 😭😭 Your videos are so good I honestly have no idea how you nail all of these

Great work Thank you

Very nice 🎉🎉👍

This is VERY accurate 😂❤

I'm half 1 and half 4 if you really want to boggle your noodle. And yes, I say a lot of these things, though I'm not telling people they're wrong. I respect their right to be as wrong as they want, and I'll just silently judge them and demand they not judge me as I do the exact opposite just to be different. 🤣🤣🤣

My mom is either a 1w2 or a 2w1… and I hear a lot of her in both of those videos :)

As a Enneagram 1w2 i always talk like that.

Thanks for helping us laugh at ourselves!!

This is my mum! Such a 1, and also like all the females on my mums side

One's wouldn't HAVE to be like this if all you other numbers just upped your damn game! 🤣

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The quote!! “A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine” that was written above my bosses desk when I was 22 and I’ve used it as my main work message ever since!
Also, I’ve turned around on myself. Saying if I lack planning, then it’s not any one else’s emergency.

I'M FED UP 😄😄😄 NAH I TRULY RESPECT YOU TYPE 1 GUYS, YA'LL KINDA MARVELOUSLY AWESOME 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

I still remember the time I found a pizza crust on the edge of the sink, knew immediately who left it there, stopped him, held up the crust, did not break eye contact, and dropped it in the trash can while saying "It's not hard to drop something in the trash can literally two feet away." Probably the most 1 moment I have ever had.

I've been told I intimidate people and my friends in high school made a concerning amount of jokes about me just beating the crap out of them for being annoying (I've never done that, for the record. I just get very passive aggressive.) Made me think I was an 8 for a while because I didn't understand the enneagram very well.

Highly accurate 😂

this is just too embarassing to admit lol 😂

"No, I'm gonna do it 'cause you're gonna do it wrong, and I'll end up doing it myself anyway!"

Me in a nutshell😂😂😂