Funniest Joke I Ever Heard 1984 Vic Tayback

I love it how he's doing his little cheers and applaud in the end 😂😂

I CAN ALREADY TELL THIS JOKE IS GOING TO BE FUNNY SO I'LL GIVE IT A PREEMPTIVE THUMBS UP/LIKE 😂👍..!!

Boo

Terrible

A dog walks into a bar with a bandage on his foot and proclaims "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw"...

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! Why the long face"

It’s my favourite joke ever I like it so much I have to read it off an auto q !!

Years ago I was in LA at the Dennys across from KTLA I think it was Sunset Boulevard if I recall and I had a flat tire in the parking lot Vic Tayback put four new tires on my car took me to lunch and took me shopping at I think it was Norstrom we spoke on the phone occasionally and that was it I think he’s a Lebanese man he’s a super great guy what a heart.
And what class!!

I wish he was still alive today!

Really old joke. Groan.

Wow what a lame lame joke if you can even call that a joke

soon as I heard "seamen" I thought I knew where this was going. Guess not.

What does an agnostic, insomniac with dyslexia do? He stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

I heard this when i was in the army, 30+ years later hehe

Only 2.8k likes after 1.3 mil views? Seems about right. That wasnt even a joke.

Naked man walks in to see the psychiatrist and the psychiatrist tells the man, "I can clearly see you're nuts"

He had the best delivery of all the joke tellers on the special.

A chicken and an egg are sitting up in bed. The egg is leaning back smoking a cigarette, and the chicken says, "WELL! I guess we know the answer to THAT question!" Ba-DOOM boom!

Didn’t get it

Tom: Do you know it's a been proven that men are smarter than women?
Jen: No, I didnt.
Tom: See what I mean...
😂😂😂

R.I.P. Vic Tayback

All I can hear is Carface from All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989)

Carface made a funny

Where did they find the names back then?

Lame.

I loved Vic Tayback he disappeared too soon

Better than most on this network.

Hollywood sucks. “Oh, they are so creative”. No, they just suck

This joke absoltuely sucked.

Funniest ??? it was actually depressing...terrible

What did the wasp say to wasp buzz off.

After 3 months on the ship, the Ensign asks the Captain, "Captain, what do the men do for ,um, you know, sexual relief?"
The Captain says "See that barrel on the deck, there's a hole in the side of that barrel. Go try that".
The next day, the young Ensign says to the Captain "That was Great. Can I use the barrel any time I want?"
The Captain replies "Any time except for Friday".
The Ensign asks "Why not Friday?"
Captain replies "Because Friday is YOUR day in the barrel".

the other one is better, "your mother is on the roof".

I have a recording of Flip Wilson from the 60s doing a variation of that joke. It's funny no matter what era it's from.

Meh

Some things don't get better with age ..

300th comment!!!

ΠΟΥ ΠΑΣ ΡΕ ΚΑΡΑΜΗΤΡΟ;;;

Never build up a joke

Gee, he ought to get out more.

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Tha joke was about as funny as a train wreck, Vic. Whatever you do, don't quit your day job.

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Sounds like Vic was actually in the Navy.

FUNNY STUFF!!!!!

That was NOT funny.

Garbage

On that same ship there were FOUR SKIN DIVERS used for circumcision of Wales ...😎

Vic Tayback would been a perfect Al Capone because he looks exactly like him