28 INSANE Creepy Greentexts from 4chan | Un/x/plainable Greentexts [VOL 19]

“If I add more F words it’ll be more believable”

4chan users are weird asf. Typing all cringey and shi. And all of them feel the need to say the n word. Bunch of misfits fr

"Make it up to you, by finishing the job"
I wheezed

Wtf is that last story

Well nah cause like it's ok like it's ok and all but like it's all fine it's ok what the FUCK was that last one

Dog one was sad :(

He said the thing

dude in story #23 is roommates with van hohenheim 💀

For the shambling man story, average Minnesotan fetynal user sighting during winter

In soviet Russia
TV watches you

>basedbeans

The one about the dog took me tf out. That's a devastating regret to live with. 💔

Love the set up and vibe of this channel

I show the meat to make you feel complete

How are there fucking commercials on a Dead channel

I’m from the same general area as the Chandler the Shambler person lives, around 20 minutes from the Twin Cities and it’s fairly populous. Pretty cool to hear about someone in my area

Based beans 😂. 4chan auto filter strikes again

mr guy!!?!?!?!??!

for the stink one the ufo boys was like free shit no one here dog bark .... dog bark??? fuck some one is here what oh fuck ufos watch him so they can loot wen he gets out ufo boys wen he ant moveing or leaveing the home :( no free stuff

-Be me.
-Be bosnian.






Truly terrifying

Im convinced that everyone in all the stories he narrates have JUST learned about swear words

A story with pictures to back it up. That is rare

Hard for me to follow. The first one you got asshole spankings because there wasn’t an In-N-Out nearby?

Excuse me what the actual fuck was that last story?

why is nobody talking about the last story

This creator sounds EXACTLY , literally EXACTLY like another one of my fave channels - "Fortune". If they're two different ppl, they MUST be doppelgangers. SO curiously eerie 🤔

the dude that used the defib on his girl needs to be locked away...

Dude, cmon the dog one?😢 I wanted scary not crying at work lol😂

I believe you anons!

Breaking and Entering story is just a successful gorilla marketing campaign by a local security company

why do 4channers overload their stories with guns like some 11 year old child

Dog man was made up for a radio station dj game around Halloween in the 70s.

I live north of Gaylord, no dogmen here, sasquatch maybe, mountain lions for sure wolves etc

Dawg the one with the German shepherd is making me feel empty inside

"Hey son, remember when we left you afloat at sea for over 9 hours because we forgot about you the whole time?
Well to make it up to you, WE'RE DOING IT AGAIN!"

I hate the medical /x/ stories because they don’t even try to sound believable in the least bit

Quit saying FINALLY like that ffs!! 😂😂😂

the howard one makes me roll my eyes soooo fucking hard man. the other ones i can pass off as "ok this is what anon THOUGHT happened, this is still spooky even if logically i know there's a good explanation" or in some cases "wow what a hot stinkin load THAT was" but HOWARD. howard had me on the fucking FLOOR. that was ridiculous, bro should go into comedy

Pretty sad to see this guy is nothing but a normie content farmer by his not correcting "based beans" back to soy beans.
If you don't know what I'm talking about then you are also an outsider misappropriating the culture of a venerable internet community.

Bros I think ghosts are real actually

Ok so no ones gone talk about howard??

He got enough styles to start 3 fads

What the fuck is that last one