r/BrandNewSentence | okay...

the post about fire is absolutley does not have any deeper meanings

I forgot what the word barn meant after reading it four times in one sentence

"puh-pee-puh-pee"

im sorry nutella and WHAT?

Demon:[looking around inside me] dude its kinda empty here
Me: ya
Demon: where are your thoughts























Im borde plz snde fun gmes

You're right about soda drinkers. But I for one have made peace with the inevitably of death.

I am cursed to live half-dead, for from coffee i get NOTHING. It puts me to SLEEP.

Drink enough Monsters to vibrate yourself out of existence.

The fan art looks like a creepy SCP or something. Love it.

Is that a goatse reference?

This reminds me of the confusion I felt the third time I rolled over on a bed and fell out the window

As a resident of Tumblr, Careerboyfriend meant actual arson with actual fire, not sexual attraction lol

what was the sick song that Nathaniel was dropping down

Sorry to break it to you, cardinals are also bishops. Not a bishop, not a cardinal.

I miss damien

I play D&D and a bard could be a combat class. Perhaps. Probably not though.

"Magical Bat-nuke! Get it right!" -my mom
No. I will not give you context.

Alright here's a tip for you guys pooping. DO NOT EAT KIMCHI RAMEN RAW MY AHH HURTS MORE THAN IT SHOULD

Thiskibit, and you eat it.

It's going to be a good video when in literally the first thing your name shows up... and it's never happened before.

Teeth are not bones funny man

Hit them with shirmpy, 🤣

I just learned the only way to prove I'm not a cardinal is by killing the pope

FÅGELBEHÅLLARE works

I once found my self saying
"Occasionally, 5 fish just seem to fall into my lap"

What

god damn it jack stop sexualising everything

No one gonna mentioned how tge video goes up to 2160p

I play the flute and I will rupture your eardrums