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I love this movie 😂very funny 😁😂
ОтветитьMars Attacks Martian get nightmare fleegle the beagle to celia mae mike wazowski girlfriend
ОтветитьA guy's punch shattered one of the aliens helmets, but all of our guns are useless against them.
ОтветитьIt could happen😅
ОтветитьOhhh nooo all the old coots that have been in office for 200 years without term limits. Ahhh what ever will we do
ОтветитьThey live.
ОтветитьIm siding with the Martians on this one.
ОтветитьJoe Biden watches this and thinks it’s real time..
ОтветитьI like to think the Martian Ambassador’s little speech, before he absolutely cooked all the old geezers, went something like this:
“In a few moments, I will open fire on everyone directly in front of me. I can say this out loud because you can’t understand me.”
Not realistic enough to Congress, they’re not all on life support struggling to breathe due to their age
ОтветитьGreat movie but perhaps they should’ve had been some subtitles for the Martians. But I guess I can paraphrase what the martian ambassador said.
“You say we shouldn’t be afraid of you but You should be afraid of US!!!!”
This never gets old
ОтветитьIf only...
ОтветитьBest Alien movie ever
Sorry War of the worlds
There fucking tank use tge damn things 😅
ОтветитьMartins Alien Attack Earth Crash Fire And My Favorite Movie Mars Attacks
ОтветитьFor me a big theme in this movie is realizing that some people (or Martians) simply do not like you, and never will, and you shouldn’t try too hard to understand it or make them like you.
ОтветитьList of deaths in mars attacks
Dove (killed by Martian ambassador)
Lt general Casey, dr zeiger, and unnamed scientist (killed by martian ambassador)
Several news reporters and soilders (killed by martians)
Billy glen Norris (killed by a martian)
Jason stone (killed by a martian)
Cows (killed by Martians)
Several Congress (killed by martians)
Jerry Ross (killed by Martian lady)
Dales dog (killed by lady martian)
Dales bird (killed by martian)
Plane pilot (killed by martian ship)
Boy scouts (crushed to death by the Washington monument)
White house Tour guide (killed by a martian)
Several of dales staff (killed by Martians)
Marsha dale (killed by Chandelier)
Art land and investors (killed in a collapsing tower)
Tom jones backup singers (killed by Martians)
2 band members (killed by martians)
Attacked citizen and car driver (killed by martian ship)
Car couple (killed by martians)
3 policemen (killed by martian ship)
Maurice and his staff (killed by martians)
Several soilders (killed by Martian ship)
Couple in the trailer (killed by martians)
Ritchie's parents (killed by martian robot)
Rude gambler (killed by a martian)
Nursing home staff and patients (killed by martians)
Bodyguards (killed by martians)
General decker (killed by Martian leader)
President dale (killed by the Martian leader)
Tractor guy (killed by a martian)
2 citizens (killed by martians)
Motorbiker (killed by a martian)
Professor Kessler and Nathalie lake (died in martian ship)
Male deaths: 176
Female deaths : 24
Total: 200
I cannot imagine until today why pierce Brosnan took the role as the scientist and then was turn into dog bodyZ
ОтветитьWhat a great idea to get rid of all the pensions payment..😅
ОтветитьOf all the stupid things they did why let them come in with guns?
ОтветитьThe joy in her voice when she says "they blew up congress" lol. I feel that
ОтветитьI use to think the country would be in chaos if Congress was wiped out but perhaps maybe not, especially considering local level governments as well as individuals who do know how to survive without any government (not to say we don't need government period, cause sure some government is needed but we don't need our legislatures to be full time that's for sure, and we need limitations on government as well)
Ответитьbonk bonk
"Okay...uuuh....here it is! People of earth, I would like to express my sincere...
PSYCHE!"
We need the Martians to deal with those Demoncrats right fricking now!
ОтветитьWas this on Jan 6?
ОтветитьThe Martians are all voiced by Megatron.
ОтветитьThe Martians weren't all bad!
ОтветитьPierce Brosnan's character: "Technologically advanced peoples will logically be peaceful and friendly to less advanced cultures."
The Aztecs, Native Americans, Aborigines, Amerindians, and basically everyone the Roman Empire ever met: "haha, you stupid fuck!"
"They blew up congress, hahaha"
Perfect
Mars attacks kill count list
Dove: killed by martian ambassador
Dr zeiger, his assistant, and general Casey: killed by martian ambassador.
Billy Norris, Jason stone, several soldiers and news reporters: killed by martians
Cows: disintegrated by martians
Several Congress members: killed by martians
Jerry Ross: killed by lady martian
Dale's Dog: killed by lady martian
Dale's bird: killed by lady martian
Plane pilot: killed by a martian ship
Scoutmaster and boy scouts: crushed by the Washington monument from the martian ship
Tour guide: killed by a Martain
Some of Dale's staff: killed by martians
Marsha: killed by a chandelier
Art land and investors: killed by the Martian ship
Tom Jones backup singers: killed by martians
2 band members: killed by martians
Attacked citizen and car driver: killed by martian ship
Car couple: killed by martians
3 policemen at the donut shop: killed by a martian ship
Maurice and his staff: killed by martians
6 soldiers: killed by martian ship
Couple in the trailer: killed by martians
Ritchie's parents: killed by martian robot
Rude gambler: killed by a martian
Nursing home staff and patients: killed by martians
General decker, Mitch, dale, and staff members: killed by martians
Tractor guy, motorbikers, 2 civilians: killed by martians
Professor Kessler and Nathalie lake: drowned in martian ship
Male deaths: 340
Female deaths: 15
Total: 355
Kinda reminds me of the January 6 group…sans lasers!!!😂
ОтветитьDream come true to see congress wiped out ALL hail our martian saviours MAGA MAGA
Ответитьwell they did respect the diplomacy by not turning 007 into dust
Ответитьthis movie is a live action cartoon, I love it, it's so absurd
ОтветитьИнопланетяне были довольно таки хорошими стратегами.
Сначала говорили что они за мир и взорвали кучу людей,потом извинились,спустя секунду взорвали конгресс и совершили покушения на президента.
Также имеют защиту от самого смертоносного оружия людей-ядерной ракеты.
Вдобавок ко всему этому они тупо стебали людей пугая их игрушками и говорили что они их друзья.
Yeah destroy all those corrupt politicians
ОтветитьWish they would make an appearance at the recent UFO hearings.
ОтветитьThursdays hearing on UFOs made me think of this, forgot it has my favorite line of the whole film: "The Martian Ambassador is gonna say a few words, come on down Mr Ambassador"
ОтветитьWould have been better if Pierce Brosnan had a dog with him so that he would have a body of a dog too just like Sarah Jessica Parker. All well.
ОтветитьJust recognized the daughter is natalie portman. What a crazy cast.
Ответить😅
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Im really looking forward to this very moment when the aliens get their sht together. Just get the "leaders" first 🤣🤣🤣😭😆 we ain't do nothing but if we all gotta go, let us at least watch this part.
Ответитьjust loved this movie growing up for some reason. It's just the best 😂
ОтветитьIt's about time we cleaned up Congress. Too bad it's just a sci-fi movie. Trump 24!
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