Jerma Streams - Bakery Simulator

He pressed left mouse on the folder y'all

consumed cameron

jerma's spitting fucking facts on the expensive food bit. i'd rather eat a great pizza than some fancy shmancy caviar n shit, with tiny dots of sauce on it to make it more visually appealing. no. i want a hamburger with onions and a fat seared patty

watching this after knowing about the ballfondler incident is so funny

Anyone know the intro track when the jerma planets are orbiting?

Why does Old Oven sound exactly like Jerma?

Famous anti-capitalist venture...................The WWE.

i have to watch this every single night to fall asleep help

Has camera directly on his face: "i dont look like this"

I felt bad for Jerma when no one knew the Hulk Hogan theme. He just wants to understand human connection

Jerma's rant about how you should be nicer to fast food employees, and how he wish he could tip at the window, is honestly reallt sweet.

This is the stream he realized his audience consists of mostly 12yo zoomers.

Jerma zerked into my biscuits. Terrible baker, worse streamer.

bad opinions the stream.

people get so defensive when the official dementia spokesperson streamer gets defensive

QUICK!!!!!!! PLUG YOUR EARS!!!!!!!!!!! JERMA'S SPREADING LOS VEGAS PROPAGANDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i thought this said baby simulator imagine the sudden excitement i felt to see jerma finally getting to experience what it’s like to be a baby.

Fun fact : your wingspan should be the same as your hight

budder bowl... bowl wit da budder on it

I like watching Jerma play domestic games because it fulfills my idea of him being a man in a padded room at the insane asylum that fully believes he is a streamer bimbo housewife.

Steak Tartare

As an 18 year old fan of 80s/90s wwf/wwe I wish I was in this live chat to restore jerma’s faith in humanity

as a joel fan, i was just as upset as jerma about the hulk hogan bit

we crushed his heart over the wrestlers and he went on to make the worst batch of puppets bread EVER

Most wrestling themes are leagues better than today's mainstream garbage, and I'm twenty-seven.

Bazoongas

Never looked up steak tartare until that whole discussion and holy shit that stuff can look like dog food and I hate it. Like I could take canned dog food out and just make it look special and boom here's your steak tartare

The beginning when he says you didn't get scammed it's so cute🥺

Jeremy is the dad I wish I had

That jermussy be hittin like biscuits and gravy

"You should recreate this on stream"
Jerma: goes on rant about not liking eggs
"there is no eggs in"
Jerma: "you guys know what I'm talking about though?"

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jerma definitley has adhd bc me and him had the exact same thought process when looking at the fucking journal "that looks like a lot i am suddenly overwhelmed"

Jerma gives off this vibe that he was in the military for a while, but didn't do any normal military stuff because they lost his paper work and just let him like hang out. Like he never would get told to do any drills or other military stuff, but he would just be there saying stuff like "look at me!" and eating everyone's leftovers pilled up onto one big plate without any utensils. And then I feel like one day he accidently does kill someone and the higher-ups are just like "wait, who's this guy?" and they don't know what to do so they just give him an honorable send off home.

"I have to do it in Imperial, I can't do it in Metric."

-Guy who can't do it in Imperial either

Not sure if anyone cares but the reason we cook food is because it makes the nutrients in it more bio-available. That's one big reason why our brains were allowed to get so huge. We are able to dedicate more energy to running our brain than dumber animals who expend that energy powering a more complicated gut that has to squeeze every ounce of nutrition out of shitty grass.

Usually I'd defend Jerma against the weirdos in chat but who the fuck listens to the Wrestling Theme songs and goes "This is better than any modern song"