Beginners Guide: Blaming the Healer in ESO, WoW, or Really Any MMO

"Not with that attitude".
Hands down, my favorite line ever. Incredibly motivating. I'm gonna go change my life now. This video truly helped me to be a better healer.

Ha, just found this beauty. As a main healer I just want to chime in that it's always the tanks fault, everyone knows that 😁

am i the only one here thinking about em dumbasses gotting themselves killed and still cry about it cuz they only play other classes instead of healer cuz they are the one afraid to be blamed? OPPS i just made an excuse don't listen to it

I got caught picking and you know what I did? Blamed the nearest healer. I do not know how they did it but it is clear to me the healed is to blame. That and the tank bloody pull the guards away how am I going to steal stuff no way am I going in to sneak I got loot to grab.

Pfft! I manage to heal even when the servers crash. Once, I even revived Gautier and brought him back from Meridia's realm. My next feat is to heal the Aedra and restore them to their full glory.

this is peak content and what i've been preaching for years

I'm thinking this is actually parody and he's pranking us by saying bad players don't have any blame and he's wrong about almost everything he said . you had me going there for a minute 😂

It took me the entire video to figure out if you are being sarcastic or not. That's the state of the game 🙈

3/23 checking in….. Big Facts in this video!! As a Templar healer… everything stated in this video is 100% truth!

As a dedicated healer I should really learn how to heal while being dead 😂. My team keeps leaving me while I am too busy trying to save them

Masochistic healers are cooming their brains out watching this video holy shit

This is why you play nightblade healer, you just let them get one shot, cloak out and revive them over and over

Necro healer main. I absolutely love this video! Not with that attitude 😜
What a saint my guy. You rock drill Sargent healz!!

When I die from now on I'm just going to link to this video even with no healer in the group.

This was hilarious! But to add to the seriousness of the satire you have woven, I'm going to use an analogy. Let's say you're running a restaurant. You have someone to be the host, to be the waitress, the cook, the busboy, and the management. The DPS are the waitresses. The tanks are the managers, and the healers are all of them including the DPS and the tank. That restaurant is not going to run very well LOL what if we changed our mindset in raids and let the healers Focus almost entirely on spitting out a massive amount of heels or the group runs one or two heals and the Healer focuses mostly on Buffs. There is a major disconnect in raid planning based off people who have successfully scorpushed and beat World Records by being the cream of the crop in all of their roles. 99.98% of us can't keep up with that XD so if everyone adjusts for their own group and starts breaking the sacred laws of raid, they will probably see a significant increase in both completion rates and enjoying the content together with their friends LOL

Awesome how you're using the combat prayer procs to show the low uptimes :D

Okay. So what I got out of this, is that apparently you have squirrels with addiction problems. Why else would they be breaking into meth houses? Help the poor critters!

Maybe the healer let you die. 👍

"Not with that attitude".

me literally playing any team based game.

"To which I would reply..SHUT THE HELL UP" lol I'm losing it

A healer can't heal you into being a good player, if it's a shit group of noobs someone is probably going to die no matter how great the healer is.

I mean you can blame me, but at the end of the day I still decide who lives and dies so do I really even have to care about the words of a soon to be dead man?

I strapped wings to my back, and I jumped. I broke both legs, one got infected and I had to have it amputated. It still has not helped my logs, can I have your lawyer's address ? This has ruined my life.

Sometimes people just want to go in a die I'm sorry. I will not enable that

😂😂😂😂😂😂 this video is fake news

I haven’t messed with healing yet so this was informative. As a tank, even I find myself last man alive once in a while so the renewing animation ult is a lifesaver in random groups.

Tank: I will use a 2handed and medium armor and just like 2 pieces heavy it's fine the healer can heal me I won't die I got heals too.
Healer: tank is fine I will focus on dps healing.

99% of the time it's the healer's fault, unless a DPS suddenly decides to run off during a boss battle to a completely different area, then gets swarmed by a couple dozen trash mobs and dies. That ain't on me.

Although I will say it's absolutely infuriating playing as DPS. I usually die at least twice during a normal dungeon because the stupid healer barely heals and definitely isn't doing any buffing/debuffing, and the dang tank isn't even trying to draw any of the mobs away. When I play as a healer, I keep EVERYONE alive the entire time.

Someone didn’t have a fun night. 😢

Those Balorgh pulls are painful lol

This might be the funniest shit I ever seen

It has to be the healers fault because the dps aren't going to take responsibility for their shortcomings.

I got tired of people complaining about "doing anything but standing still like a brainless parsebot is haardd" or "my addon didn't tell me to block", so now my healer is running one bar destro, one bar sword and board, resto staff in my teeth and I'm slowly soloing all trifectas in the game.

Do you even get real healers in randoms ? I'm used to stamina nightblade healers XD

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Always blame the healer....

As my guilds local healer, I will blame myself in honor of you! 🙏 Also this is very true

What a load of bullcrap, but good job with the clickbait 😂

Alternatively tank's and healers fault. One guy today died 3 times because he stood in fire, cussed out out healer for being shit, told me I am fake tank and left xD

::Looks at the video, listens to the arguments, then looks down from my Healing God throne.:: I don't heal the stupid. Find someone else for your raid/dungeon/trial. Now run along and queue for a Random Veteran dungeon as a fake tank and see how long it takes you to get kicked from group. ::sighs:: Peasant.

Lol j/k this was hilarious

As a dedicated main healer I cannot agree more. It is truly my fault, next time I will do better healing the oneshots, I promise! :D

Watched and liked on two accounts. Sharing this with my only friend.

Lmao Nice vidéo

As a healer main I agree with this if my team wipes and they don't blame me I should just leave as it was all my fault and I don't deserve such a nice group of people to play with

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So if I don't have enough crowns to buy the newest house, is that also the healer's fault? And if I'm a healer main, does that make it my fault or can I blame another healer?

Nightharrow moving Balorghs aoe into teammates:
Nightharrow: "It was the healers fault"
They just didnt have the spirit lol.

I'm beginning to think it's the healer's fault...