True Facts: The Incredible Tardigrade

'temperatures below -270°C' lol.
not a lot of temperatures left below that mate
-273.15°C is absolute zero

I want a video where Jerry is allowed to get away with all of his shenanigans. Ending with a statement of, “And that’s just how a Jerry do.”

But how does a Tardigrade do? :)

Oh boy... This is awesome 😂😂😂😂

Plot twist; You are actually a Tardigrade, that has augmented itself with the body of a human. Controlling it safely from the brain, pooping little galaxies in it.

These are so quotable and I want so many t-shirts of some. Parthenogenesis: it’s like masturbation with consequences.

I... love you--

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I now want a tiny, moss cup couch for my therapy sessions

Such a strange, wonderful mind 😊

This is how the tardigrade do.

What if some got loose in Space & landed on a distant planet where they continued to grow in the vastness? There could be a planet full of giant Tardigrades that will one day return to earth to rule us all!!!

So there poop has living things in it too? And do those poop and also have living things? When does the pooping stop?!

Better than Sea Monkeys!

I want one!

Worlds smallest Cutest creature.

What if we're this small to something else?

Jerry's in rare form on ths one!

“Masturbation with consequences”😂😂😂 yes!

They have 5 fingers just like us!

I want a microscope so badly right now so I can find some these adorable little moss piglets

Entertained, horrified, & educated simultaneously.
Rah.

Seeds of life scattered throughout the universe by an ancient and otherworldly civilization

😂 funny as hell

The CS ad just sent me 🤣
So great!

What if we're just tardigrade poop

You forgot to mention they can survive terminal velocity and being shot out a gun. Legit only way scientists found they could kill it is by hitting it with a hammer. Those mofos survive ANYTHING

YAY I LOVE WATER BEARS

is our galaxy just the poop of a gigantic tardigrade?

I must regularly watch moss piglet do the dog paddle. Otherwise I am sad.

My partner doesn't lay eggs

Tardigrades are the cutest microscopic critters that I know of.

“No we can’t sell it as merch there’s staples in it!!”

I say, Jerry is a masterful artist.

I can't poop crystals, I mean there are surely some crystals in there but they're not crystals as a majority. That actually sounds painful and or somehow magical but I can't poop crystals like a tardigrade. I think I might be thankful for that or somehow disappointed. I'm not sure. I'm going to weep openly now in my uncertainty😭

Tardigrades those perverts

These get cooler everytime I learn about them :D

Tardigrades are so chubby and dinky looking. Like clawed little hazmat-suited bugs.

Now that I have seen the wired talk from a while ago re:buzz feed, I have to ask - has that studio of creation come to fruition? If so, how can I explore my options there?
And, as far as the vid that led into it (being alone) the best advice I ever got was actually made popular by Nike: just do it.
It is understood that failure is scary, and to avoid failure, you aim for ‘good’. If you want to stand out, you will take the risks and fail, repeatedly… and then fail more until one day, you have a pseudo comrade named Jerry.
And yes, caught the seed that became a beet farm in later broadcast media.
And, I just finished placing a nice point on my favorite pencils that I really like to hold.

The sticky-toed variety have toes that actually work just like crested gecko toes, down to the flipping capabilities :D

The voice over sucks. The video is great.

Hahahaahahahahaagaaaaaaa
"Masturbation with consequences "terrifies me

Yes, I am amused and I learn so much. I wish teachers knew how to do this.