Emergency Workers, When Have You Laughed When You Shouldn't Have?

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This video is full of assholes.

Pretty sure either I've heard that "bean out of the bag" story before, or that phrase gets around.

the one guy ether he has a light bulb up his butt or his colon has a good idea

Bro the first one had me out, I shouldn't have smoked before this XD

Thank you oh sacred long yellow ones 😂😂 This ep was hilarious
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Aww. That ending bit always makes me smile. You have a great day too, you magnificent person.

Thank you old sacred long yellow ones!

We get a call of hand stuck in garbage disposal, and head out. As we enter, we hear a man’s voice begging a Peggy to not touch the switch.

Alarm bells start ringing in our heads and chief decides to halt and wait for police support.

Police arrive and rush in. We wait, and hear laughter. Turns out Peggy was the name of the guy’s cat. Said cat was brushing herself against the switch for the garbage disposal.

Guy came through fine. He did need some stitches, but his hand and fingers did escape major mangling.

“Meow means no, Dammit!”

thank you oh sacred long yellow ones

The helium self-cide is lit😂

When I was in the psych ward, another patient was walking into the common area and said "I'm a hermaphrodite, I get lonely sometimes!" And he made all the nurses laugh and some of the patients 😂 man had some issues going on w him, but he had a great attitude about it😂 (and before y'all come at me about pronouns, he goes by he/him pronouns and is on the male side of inter-s*x)

Had to go to the ER recently after getting scratched by a wild squirrel as a precaution for rabies exposure. I didn’t think the squirrel was rabid; I had seen her multiple times, she lived with other squirrels by my office and was used to being fed, when she scratched me it was an accident, she nicked me with a claw while grabbing a nut out of my hands—but it was precautionary, as you never really know.

Pretty sure they’ll be laughing at me as the “squirrel lady” for at least a few weeks. I laughed too. Don’t mess with wild animals guys. Rabies vaccines are not fun times.

I have to say, it must be nice for medical professionals for patients to have a sense of humor about these things rather than scream and complain.

Lmao these are all great

Not sure if this counts but I use to be a phlebotomist and I remember drawing blood as a nurse asked questions. I remember the patient saying he hydrated himself with Mountain Dew therefore there’s no way he was dehydrated…I laughed thinking he was joking but he was serious.

I had a great laugh for a lot of them 😂😂😁

Thank You oh sacred long ones 😂😂

thank you oh sacred long ones

I remember cops were called to an intruder on a 85 yearold woman that lived alone. when they got there all they could do was laugh because she was a body builder and was pummeling this 20ish year old guy.
guys sentence? telling everyone he got beat up by an old lady

Thank you oh sacred long yellow ones!

Was working for a Police Dept at the time. I was asked to bring out camera equipment to a Dead Body call. It was my first Dead Body call as a newby. The officer in charge started to do a ventriloguist voice with the body. I was trying to not laugh, as the family was grieving downstairs in the living room.

"Narcan don't do shiiiit!" has the same energy as "these edible ain't shi....."

I have a dark sense of humour and was ahead of this one. However, I can do a very good job”helium voice” without helium, and that’s how I said it in my mind….
😂😂😂

Der voodstokk drugz dat maek me der happy hippo!

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the meatballs guy reminds me of the psychos in borderlands

I was not laughing but my partner was when I was transporting a 15 year-old girl who kept flirting with me during the whole transport. Apparently my professionalism was top tier because so part of what my partner thought was so funny was that he thought I was not noticing. Oh I noticed, and it remains one of my most uncomfortable transports ever.

thank yoiu oh long yellow ones

meatballs

Thank you oh sacred long yellow ones

Thank you oh sacred long yellow ones. I just got back from the store from buying one of your cousins to eat and I hope he is tasty!

I had an ulcer bust and when they were getting me ready for surgery. I woke up trying to find a place to throw up blood all over my nurse. The next day, they came to see me in the icu apparently I told her that she had the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen. I don't remember it, but I guess I was trying to make it up to her for doing it. They said it was one of the funniest things they ever heard.

Nawww that cop that introduced the dead body set that fire fighter up 💀💀

Only people that work in the EMS industry understand laughing in front of a dead body.

Thank you oh sacred long yellow ones

Omg the first story had me cracking up!!!! Especially since I work at a hospital!!! Lmfao