Why is Joshua and the Promised Land? - Nostalgia Critic

Ngl, a Langolier shitting itself would probably be better entertainment than this freshman video project acid trip.

First Saberpark, now Nostalgia Critic?

Dear Nostalgia Critic. I propose you to rewiew "Cat City", "Los Reyos Magos" and "The Toad Patrol".

Shouldn’t the mother lion have no hair on her head? It looks like a partial mane.

Doug did not just advertise a show about finding the good in bad movies and then immediately go back to what he was reviewing 😭.

Im sorry but does Joshua's house have the same layout as the Smith's from Rick and Morty????

im so sad that they dont do such amount of acting with malc and tamara like they used to(( i missed you guys

this movie is still not as bad as Children's vs. Wizards 😂😂

This….movie…is just another reason we as humanity need to abolish religions. It brings people to do sickening things…like - again - this movie

OMG u covered my [ Least ] favorite movie of all time!

it's the least why out of all possible whys

literally just another crazy person believing in imaginary friends. some people like that play creeper irl, some are just being harmful, some channel their obsessions into creating temple os

I’m just trying to figure out what the domestic issues had to do with ancient Israel??? Was a moral lesson to tie the two plots even attempted??

if you thought that movie was bad. check out the Oogieloves and the big balloon adventure.

Since Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties got a remaster on Xbox, of course this is getting a remake

...furries. And jews. Furry jews. Jewish furries.

Better than A Cars Life

I swear there was a Nostalgia Critic of 'Help! I'm a fish' but i can't seem to find it. Is this another Mandela effect?

I mean, at least the movie was made in good faith 😂

Got to love how calming the sound of cicadas can be.

Does this mean he's gonna review Leo The Lion, Gather's Pond, or Alibaba?

Cult mentality is such a strange thing to see, like there's millions of people that actually believe that everything written in the bible actually happened and they feverishly and blindly worship an invisible magic man in the sky in the hopes that they do more good deeds than bad one so they can be rewarded with "Paradise" in the end. For being considered the smartest species on this planet, humans are surely the most gullible one.

Let's skip that E for effort bs this animation is cursed in so many levels, whoever done this and then thought it was a great production needs therapy ASAP. Also it takes less than 2 months to learn 3d software so there's no excuses

Saberspark sent me. Glad to be back.

Here from the sabers park channel xD

Early VeggieTales looks like a million bucks compared to this!

On one hand this has to be one of the most horrendously godawful pieces of shit ever produced, however, on the other hand, someone did single-handedly create a movie with probably very little resources... Well, it doesn't change the fact it's still very bad.

Greetings, Nostalgia Critic!

Because nobody roasts Chuck Norris with quite the flair and style that you do, I would love to see you review the following movies of his (if they're not in the works already)...

1. Hellbound
2. The Hitman
3. Logan's War: Bound By Honor
4. Lone Wolf McQuade
5. The President's Man 1 & 2
6. Top Dog
7. Walker, Texas Ranger: Trial By Fire

...Please and thanks, NC!

This should have been a cameo video with saber 😂😂

AHHHH I CAN'T BELIEVE HE MADE THIS

Oh god.🤦🤦‍♀️
Nope no thank you not gonna watching your video.

Joshua is definitely going to kill his parents

I heard Animators who weren’t pulling their weight on the Prince of Egypt had to work on this… 🤭

And I thought those Disney rip-off films were bad. Pocahontas, Mulan... hell, the Phoenix PS2 games almoust come across as ambitious. They're still utter crap though.
Veggietales did this better, Prince of Egypt did this a million times better. But if nothing else, it's always good to laugh at something bad and quote obscure things to oblivious people.

Also, correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't the refugees construct a golden ox as their new god or something? How would you even be able to drink that without dying?

Thank you for sharing this with us! It was a wild time for sure! Strange just barely begins to describe this project! The animation is very impressive but the story itself leaves much to be desired! It’s always a real treat to see you do a review like this! Keep up the great work! Looking forward to the next time you decide to pick something like this for a review!

How is this a bad movie?
It’s an accurate and profound critique of how Mao Zedong’s domestic policies affected fringe religious sects in China.

"Let's go on a little trip, y''know? We're gonna see God, what could happen?"

It’s crazy that Rickenbacker production almost feels boutique

”Radiant or radiant active either works..." Nostalgia Critic

Where's the DVD of this. I need a physical copy 😂

As a Christian... good grief guys, can we please make better animated movies?

at some point, i would like you to review forrest gump

No....NOOOOOOO

What year was this film released?

No....NOOOOOOOooooo.