Say Something That's Never Been Said Before

Has anyone ever asked Sam where he's from? That could have been a good one.

Say something that's never been said before: i actually quite like Shyamalan's Avatar movie

"My oh my, these toes taste like garage sale on a Monday morning"

Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.

god I fucking adore Ally so much give them all the points pls

Good lord what happened to her?

"This designer underpant sure is crunchy"

Her joke was not fun nor funny.

What Ally really should have done is submitted "this has big garden State energy for me," cuz I would bet no one's ever said that

Chicago was able to raise buildings and entire blocks when it was sinking but I don’t know how they’ll ever recover from flying into the sky. R.I.P. Bean

"It's so nice to see every single member of the government getting along so well."

Imma break the positivity and express how cringe and unfunny I found this one

Library of babel has every iteration of words that can ever exist

Sorry but blaming your field attendance on the fact you were likely to lose is weak...fans should show up win or lose and not let the other team take over your stadium...can't call yourself the best fans in the world if u r gonna let other teams take over if you start being bad

"I am Brennan Lee Mulligan and I always lose, I love it when my players use Counterspell, and I never monkey's paw anything they say"

Chicago is peaceful

Ally seems like shes losing her mind slowly

It’s a good movie ngl…

"Our language. Hundreds of thousands of available words. Frillions of legitimate new ideas, so that I can say the following sentence and be utterly sure that no one has ever said it before in the history of human communication. 'Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.' Perfectly ordinary words, but never before put in that precise order. A unique child born of a unique mother." I may have watched too much A Bit of Fry & Laurie, but this is where the prompt takes me.

"you know, i wish spiders actually had MORE legs"

“Take my points you f*ckin tweed bitch” is probably something never said before

Zach could have followed “Chicago” with any positive statement and it would likely have worked

I'd probably have said something like "Kotadiddletwixibabble" It doesn't mean anything but I doubt anyone had ever said it before now.

It doea have garden state energy

She isn’t funny 🥴

"please tell us more about your identity ally"

Sam didn't say 'Sam Says' before he spoke, but then he said it to Ally.

525,601

You fucking twee bitch is an underrated line and I fucking lost it. Absolute gold from our legend ally

"My name is brennan mulligan, and i'm willing to lose simply out of the kindness of my heart"

"take my points you f*cking twee b*tch" may actually have worked

She can pretend all she's wants that she isn't a woman, but her sense of humor betrays her. Women are not funny

"Why are you eating shjt out of my pants?"

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But not in that very spot!!!

“I fully believe Ally Beardsley is a temporal anchor to the year 2002” - Brennan Lee Mulligan. Garden State came out in 2004, so very close!

"take my points you fucking twee bitch" - ICON

"Ye olde silly is full of pitty"

He never said Sam says to Jacob!!!

wow detroit michigan what a nice place to live

My immediate answer was: Look at all those hotdogs walkin...we gotta catch them before they eat the mustard.

How can anyone not get the Garden State reference

Something never said before?
Me: "so sam, where are you from?

My answer would be: dear social media commenter, you have convinced me I was wrong.

"Sam, I'm proud of you."

Ally looks like shes been enjoying a needle or 2

Wousteshire sauce

"son I'm proud of you"

"I stand upon Achilles's Kneecaps"

"glowing superglue tree that digests your skin"