Ashot and Yar! (but with subtitles)

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But where is Ashot? Where did he go? We got Yar in CoP but not Ashot?

Ashot is probably Armenian

"В бане будете пиписьками мериться!"

Ashot and Yar podcast

Рашн водка балалайка

wuat you got in there ASHOT

Still the funniest shit on the stalker side of YT.

Well, I really hate Freedomers, but these two guys are my favs.

Unfortunately for Ashot, it wasn't his dick that needed a microscope. It was the amount of S.T.A.L.K.E.R. games he's in after this point in the timeline.

Ема у Ашота озвучка

i remember hearing if the officer dies, they both stop because they were just doing it to piss him off

discord group chats in a nutshell

S.T.A.K.L.E.R 2 will need these two

These two are the reason why I joined freedom

"What is this, a dick measuring contest?"

Unfortunately yes

Its me or Ashoot was the Love Fist singer?

Yar, as well as several other characters, are voiced by Steve Blum. I somehow never knew that until recently. I knew he did Metro but I had no idea he was in Stalker.

На английском не смешно

"WHAT IS THIS!??!?! A DICK MEASURING CONTEST!?!?"
Caugh me off guard lmao

Well, i have never thought this game has english translation

this is basically what the comms network sounds like at my job

-яр!
-что?
-а что у меня есть?
-ну и что у тебя есть?
-Заходи, посмотришь!
-да у тебя даже бабам смотреть нечего, у меня посмотри
-извини, у меня микроскопа нету))

Bruh, in russian "20 dollars" sounds like "20 dollyars", when Yar copy Ashot's phrase with acent. Also Ashot have Georgian acent, which make it sounds funnier

Russian one was funnier

Ашотик

In the Polish dubbing of the game (which also contains orginal russian voices) ,after killing lingov they are still joking ,the only thing that changes is the person telling them to shut is Chekhov

Ой не то, послушайте на русском.
Яр и Ашот диалоги

Ashot: I no have microscope. Bros a Menace

In Russian this is so 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

This is why Freedom is better than Duty

Army Announcer
Always grumpy and needs a drink

Duty Announcer
Always serious and warns Bandits and Freedom

Freedom Announcer
Mechanical and Gun dealer arguing and being told off by Chekhov

На английском это уже нето, а вот на русском.

Although i prefer the french version those two are great

wait was this actually in Clear Sky? man I am dissapointed that I didnt spend more time in their base

I reed ASShot

I feel sorry for people who don't know russian, cuz this english version is like cheap beer and not the fine wine like the original version.

Imagine bleeding on the ground from a fight with the monolith life slowly draining and you just hear in the distance "WHAT IS THIS A DICK MEASURING CONTEST?!"

Яр
Ну
А чТо у МеНя ЕсТь
нУ и ЧтО у ТеБя еСтЬ
Заходи посмотришь
Да у тебя даже бабам смотреть нечего, заходи у меня посмотришь, или тебе отсюда показать
Извини дарагой, у меня микроскопа нету

Ужас. Звучит, как какой-то даб с Crunchy Roll. Атош из Кавказца превратился в школьника с Англии.

Canon gay Stalkers?

Russian dub is basically saying the same but somehow I find it funnier

HEY YAR!🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

"I no have microscope"

Damn man :D Clear Sky with personality..

The sexual tension between these two is crazy

Just leaving the freedom base to kill some mercs and hearing AShot start talking about a microscope

Yapping was a word in clear sky time????

Man, cant wait for em to start a podcast

AY, COME ON, YESTERDAY JOKE; NO FUNNY TODAY! 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

"i no have microscope" and with that i am taking this insult into my armory of insults thanks ashot.