The Official Podcast #282: The Alien Iceberg with Wendigoon

"Are citizens crazy because of the heat?". Yes.

So crazy that eventually you just sit out in the heat and humidity, and even crave it in the winter.

Imagine flexing about being cucked by your government

My wife is from Miami. The apartment she grew up and did not have air conditioning. Florida people are not like the rest of us

There should just be a pod about Florida 😂😂

I know this is an older ep but I have to say the war on drugs wasn't just financial it also had to do with the hippy movement as enlistment for the armed forces was down and also at the time there was an influx of heroin in Harlem from a guy named Frank Lucas.

year late but only a state down from Tennessee in georgia, we haven't gotten real snow in now about 7 years when it used to be every 2 years

You can smoke heroin

why is reddit neckbeard andrew here 💀💀💀

The Gypsy story has definitely got to be the inspiration for the Joey King movie or the movie Run but I haven't seen them yet so I'm not sure which one.

South Florida Cuban here- everything you said is true...

A friend of mine farms saltwater crocs for meat. South Africa, hot and hostile

We had those light bulb fights when I was teenager up in Manitoba, Canada

Huh, apparently Wendigoon lives pretty close to my extended family. Small world lmao

It took me 2 hours to realize that charlie isnt there 😭

Not neseseraly, but pretty nice that he did. If he would have tried and take her out it would probably be the same feeling of wrong she had while standing up. So she would stay in the house as long as her mother was there. Her mother had a psychological hold on her. There was not a lot of ways to go about this without cousing the death of Jipsy, Gipsy?. Go in there carry her out, her mom would have stabbed him. Or dosed him or something. It wasn't gonna be that easy to get her out. Justice my ass.

my dog got lime disease from a tick and it made his eyes go opposite each other

I was awaiting for the alien iceberg thing to come up for 2 hours like a chud 😔

I always wondered why I liked wendigoon so much. Somehow I just found out he lives pretty damn close to me lol

Cocaine has that quality, it's expensive. Jezus you will not get addicted to it because you need a lot of money to buy/make it.

Can I have a moat with crocodile's? It's non lethal untill you try crossing it or agressing the crocodile. With a fence around it.

If you are an alien, have some semblance of light speed and extremely advanced knowledge. You get shot down by an emp. Scrambling everything. I don't belive it. What? Who? Where? Is that what our taxpaying dollar's are used for? What? How would that work? It would have an incredibly powerful power source. You couldn't.... I can't with this world run by idiots.

Yeesss, wendigoon

Well, the government DOES gaslight us so often and so hard that it’s become difficult to believe ANYTHING they say.

You can smoke and snort heroin, crack is just cocaine boiled with baking soda it isn't a synthetic imitation, and the effects of heroin are like painkillers but just the most intense version, they're called opioids.

Do they not realize every ski mountain makes fake snow ALL the time??

wheres the alien iceberg tho?

I usually have the podcast playing in the background and all I hear is “Frying in a wildfire” and I start laughing hysterically 😭

Alien contact is just an intergalactic one night stand. Like the martians come down and their scientist collaborate with our ls to make new tech for both species and then the martians try to do another science fair with us like “hey you never called after we invented a way to teleport living matter to the 18th dimension. Um maybe you lost our number…”

Regarding the Ticks, we now know the CIA used bugs to spread disease through ticks starting with Operation Paperclip. Now if they think red meat is bad for the environment, it wouldn't be too hard to release those types of ticks specifically certain areas.

Drive 2 hours north for snow? Jackson doesn't comprehend how large the US is. You can drive for 10 hours and still be in the same state that doesn't get snow.

Some of the drug stuff was incorrect, but I don't go to Sunday School Teachers to learn about drugs.

I was playing Runescape when he mentioned it.

daddy long legs spiders are in fact, not spiders. they're more closely related to scorpions. also they're not venomous, and their fangs are too dull to pierce skin

Did they just roast Florida hard when Charlie was away 😂

YES WENDY! fuckin absolute lad

On the subject of boobytraping a house, where do bear traps sit?

The tick thing sounds very similar to how sometimes people’s pancreas just stop working lol. It’s currently happening to me so I can’t like digest or absorb food

i normally don’t care if charlie is on the ep or not. aliens however i am disappointed to see he’s missing

I know this is late, but as a Floridian, everything Wendigoon said is true.