Anakin isn't granted the rank of Master but doesn't mind

And they all lived happily ever after.

Hey, can you do one where after he tells Windu Palpatine is a sith, and Windu tells him to wait in his apartment, Anakin actually waits?

that was rather anti-climactic..

"I undersand...stand, stand. I understand. I hate sand"

The good ending

Windu: We grant you the rank of master.

Ani: What? That's fair, how can you belong to the jedi council and be a Jedi.

Windu: Take a C

Obi shakes head

the good ending

I like that in this Anakin gets mad at Obi-Wan for second guessing the Council.

So it’s cool 😂😂

On a universe far far away...

Windu: So we're cool..?
Anakin: Cool as Hoth.
Perfect writing.

“Hey anyways did you guys notice that Palpatine has been acting weird lately?”

If Anakin had done this, Windu would have trusted him.

“You are on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of Master.”

“It is an honor to be on the council regardless.”

“Indeed it is. Normally, only someone who is a full-fledged Jedi Master should be able to be on this council, but you are exceptional enough that we have made an exception ourselves.”

You know, never understood why Anakin was so upset over not getting Master status just because he was on the council. There’s lots of other pieces that go into being a Master, and the fact that they put him on the council anyways should say a lot about how much the organization values him.

"I thought we agreed our decision was outrageous"

“So it’s KEWL?”
😂

Look dear.. You sit around have fun all day.. And fk your mastera at whim.. 🤣 thats a win win.. 🤣🤣

I like the idea that council agrees Anakin is skilled and experienced enough to be on the council but due to never fully training a padawan into knighthood Jedi custom dictates he can’t be a master

"This deal is very fair. I am happly to be a part of it"

"Because my balls was hot"


"I understand"

Who else now thinks that him getting told that was ACTUALLY just a test they give each other and he failed??

It is actually fair, he is still a candidate for a master after all and that title still holds weight in the council.

Anakin should have said. (( if I'm required to take on all of the responsibility of a master without the title, authority, or respect of master, then no thank you. And from now on don't ask me to be on your council. I have more important things to do than sit in a room of men that care more about stoking their ego than actually fighting to defend our people. And further more, I don't have to prove myself to you, I am a Jedi master and I don't need your blessing or acknowledgement. I've done more in the last 10 years than every one of you combined. Stay in your little room, and stop trying to question my orders when I'm in mission. If u don't want to show up for the mission, then stay off the comms!)) Let's go Obi wan. No no no, I'm not over reacting master, their being dicks.

Star Wars if Qui-Gon didn't die (he taught Anakin proper patience and good temper)

The funniest parf is that prophecies were right.
Anakin was supposed to bring balance to the Force.
In a galaxy, where there is like one Sith left and republic got Jedi lightsaber at their throat and being a Sith allows for issuiing a death warrant with no real repercussions. All while jedi temples grow packs of children into new jedi.
Original trilogy essentially killed whole dark side, leaving just Luke. The only thing it could end better with Luke getting mortal wound as well, dying alltogether, ending jedi/sith shenanigans forever since nobody can train jedi/sith anymore.
Prequel trilogy essentially reduced light side to two men, resulting in balance of 2 against 2.

It's rageous



Inrageous even

“So we’re cool?”

This is how clone wars Anakin would have reacted

anakin couldn't become a master anyways he hadn't fully trained his own padawan

Next do Anakin doesn't mind sand.

Thank god, things could have gone real south from here

That would have changed the whole outcome if Anakin had realized he wasn't ready to be a Jedi Master and was willing to wait.

A decision everyone can live with... especially all those younglings.

And the outcome was the same, but instead of "Take a seat , young Skywalker", it'd be "Take a seat, young Skywalker"...🤷🏻‍♂

The good ending

Not granting the rank of master in hindsight while binge watching the clone wars made no sense all thorougout anakin has done superb work that goes beyond the call of duty what more could he have done im really confused

A: it's fair
Y: so cool you are with it why?
A: well idk. But like, masters are all old and I'm still young so...
Y: listen here, you little shit

He is a master




At getting caught

Maybe the real rank of Master were the friends he made along the way

Soon after that Anakin and Obi Wan discovered with hefty detective work that a up to no good wanna be emperor senator Palpatine was a sith lord. They locked him up in the Jedi prison with some other bad dudes. There he went insane and run around naked covering his face with fekal matter. For some reason he was also talking about order 66 with his mouth full of his faeces spraying them out and weirdly screaming look at my death star rebel scum. No one understood what he was talking about and in Jedi circles nonsense talk was called doing a Palpatine.

Anakin the wise took over after Yoda. The jedis council continued to spread democracy and peace through out the galaxy. His son Luke a well known playboy started to change his ways and joined the Jedi council since they had in his words loosen up and Anakin his father was not such a strict asshole as Yoda was. 

They had some problem with a bad alien a sith lord called Snook. Bur he decaputated himself during a wild drinking party and the rumours said he put on the wrong laser sword with mind control in a bet with a general.

Leia Lukes sister had alcohol problems and she went to rehab for alcoholics with midi-chlorians but not so much - clinic. Leia wrote books about her mental problems to fill the shoes of a princess when you are drunk as a kite. Her dating of a semi-gangster pilot named Solo worried Luke. They married and had a child who in his teens met people who was up to no good. He had one little fight and his mom got scared and said you are moving to your uncle in Jedi Bel Air.

The happy ending

Have you heard legend about Anakin Skywalker the Humble ?

So the empire never happened and it was all a bad dream.

Obi-wan's slightly bemused "I thought we all agreed our decision was outrageous." is the best part about this to me.

"Terra Isn't Granted the Title Of Keyblade Master But Doesn't Mind."

Honestly, I wouldn't mind just... rewriting history.
It should really be a thing. Hell, they did it with Star Trek so I don't see why not.
S'not like disney's making anything new, so just take the damn idea and actually use the resource and lore properly this time.
It sucks that the fans have to think FOR the directors these days.

Anakin just casually replying with "cool as Hoth" is fucking great

"Cool as Hoth" Brilliant !

The perfect definition of "Understandable, have a nice day"

“IT’S FAIR”