here's the plot of Mortal Instruments so you don't have to read it (cassandra clare's shadowhunters)

The worst part is when she finds out that Jace is NOT her brother but she KISSED HER REAL BROTHER IN THE SAME BOOK

I commend ur use of Robert Sheehan Simon.
Edit: I also commend ur use of Jamie Campbell Jace🥰.

THE HUGO PIC hahahaha <3

we need more plot summaries pls!!!

I remember someone told me to read this in high school and I read it and then... dropped it because I couldn't deal with a possibly incest main ship xD

that scene with simon and jace made me so uncomfortable 😭 bro knew her for a week and invited himself to bed then got mad at her for it lmao

I'm on the middle of the second book right now and the siblings shi bothered me so bad i had to pause and search for other people's opinions 😭

Cari I LOVE THIS. I’m reliving my childhood while folding laundry. Thank you for the trip

Man I had buried that Demi Lovato song, kiss scene deep in my memories and you brought it right back out again 😂

I've been wondering if you were living in Seoul this whole time ver since I heard your Korean firealarm but wasn't sure if I misheard xD

lemme tell you, I barerly remember the books but it's a great idea to sum them all up! It's a good reminder

There's no rules saying a dog CAN'T be a shadow hunter!

i think a valid question to ask here is where tf are simon's parents???

So this, among many other Cari plotbreakdown videos, is in my night time rotation and every time she says "blondie pulls out A KNIFE" my brain just plays the clip of the little kid running around the backyard and the mom asking
What do you have there
A KNIFE
nO
It's so ingrained in my brain I'm confused why it isn't in the video 😂😂😂

The random Taylor Swift references get me screaming

Am I the only one Who sang No Sleep till Brooklyn

“Lucky for us Simon plays D&D” KILLED ME 😭 the way you retell these stories is absolutely amazing, it’s perfect

They do fight with the possibility, but by the end of the entire ordeal, the truth is revealed

Im coming to this video late but i loved this series back in the day and it was only cuz of Simon cuz the first book i read without him i was out 😂

I read these books when I was barely 16 and gave them 5 stars. Now looking back, I...yea...woah these books are crazy. I suddenly have no idea why I was in love with Jace😭😂😂

love this vid cus i want to know the plot but i could NOT get past the first 10 chapters idk what specifically but something ab book clary just infuriated me never finished the show either so this is great LOL

Is it weird I watched this video way too many times now but it never stops being amusing and good to listen to ? (I love you summaries btw, especially while I m drawing !)

ugh malec my fav ship from 13🫶 they live on in my heart forever (for better or for worse…)

I read them so long ago I barely remember the plot. But I do remember how irritating the sibling plot was dragged on. Seriously, everyone knew they were not sibling, but it went on and on for 1/2 books (if I recall correctly!) XD

The movie is terrible...I love it.

the gerard way necklace, i can't 🤣

a sleeping what? was it supposed to be draught?

I honestly wonder if she hired a ghost writer, because her later books get SO much better.

oh rat simon my beloved

Everything was going so well until the ring.
I had a viseral, full-body reaction to “the ring reveal”. Lol

I am drunk cleaning at 10:00 p.m., I come across this video and I think you know what I've watched the movie I've never read the books I may as well see what it's about. And then you say, if you just want this on the background while cleaning. My drunk mind went what can you see what I'm doing right now? 😂😂😂😂

photographs on the wall just prove the point that this book was a thinly veiled lorelai/luke fanfic with a lot of side plots 🤧

Why did I find this video AFTER reading the whole thing…why..

Idk why I’m watching this I’m just bored

I remember going into this particular book series blind because the covers caught my eye and when I tell you, the emotional distress that was forced upon me at the real not yet exposed incest followed by the perceived incest followed by the brother switch-a-roo, I brought this up to my therapist in passing and even she didn't know wtf to say to it.

I fear this video has become a comfort watch for me

I love this series. Every time I have to sit for a loooooong time on my computer I watch it. Right now I'm writing my senior project and this is the only thing keeping me awake. Thanks Cari💗💗

Girl you are literally what I pictured in my mind for Clary for YEARS

Jamie Bower is Too Much like OF COURSE he was cast as the slick sarcastic bad boy like DUH he’s HOT. Edit: Robert Sheehan 🥴🤤🥵

Loving your plot summary videos and playing it on the background while I’m working like it’s an audiobook! 😆

The "it's fine, I've just been wearing my ring upside down" GETS ME EVERYTIME 😂😂😂😂

wait im sorry theyre 15, what establishment are they allowed into that EVEN HAS A BACK ROOM

So your telling me this was the book my aunt at 16 named her daughter after…

I didn’t remember this story until you said “mind rape”. 😮 I remember all the chatter about how crazy it was to have a YA story with “mind rape” in it. 😵‍💫

2 hours on the plot of a book ive never heard of? I AM SEATED

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