Google Cloud Next 2018 in under 12 minutes

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Where is the highlights of Google Cloud Next 2019?

Please, stick to coding and hire a pro presenter. Geezz

i choose digitalocean~~~i like it...its cheap and convient to build application ..

Google cloud & Microsoft Azure are never going to be great as AWS

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And All this to improve my PORN viewing experience. Thank you Google Cloud!

Why let Feifei Li announce TPUv3, not David Patterson?

There is no use of calendar. The way ut alerts, nobody gets to notice it. If it beeps like alarm clock its good. Till it's implemented, its a waste for novice users.

Kinda scary google has all this going on...

Just over 12 minutes

Please make compute engine cheaper.

First speaker made me angry. Rythm and voice. Is this necessary now?

context sensitive a.i., language translation, grammar correction and instant fact checking will become our new political mechanism as our current Corporate Flesh Puppets become obsolete.
corruption is on its way out.

dont make it selft tink ! that is never nedet. mog wurft the risk

google is taking over the world

Nice.

The voice of the AI eBay customer representative sounded so similar to Connor from Detroit: Become human.

Over 12 minutes

All this fancy shiz yet Google Chrome browser STILL CANNOT automatically alphabetize your bookmarks. fail

holy shit. this stuff blows my mind. now i don't have to write tensorflow to do mundane stuff. Wow. pretty soon though you'll have apps created by idea people that are non coders because AI will simply be able to make it and infer what you meant. But then there will be a time where its not an apps anymore, its just stuff that automatically happens when you think it.

fei fei li♥

this was a 3 day event, not a single keynote supercut

Gotta love Google

"To help you disrupt ... in a non-disruptive way" - Chief Executive Mom

I thought Docker was the leader in containers

How are you going to beat azure and aws?

Wtf, do they speak English? aren't they graduated from top rank schools, in high rank positions with higher salaries, and called themselves professionals ? I wonder AWS and MS AZURE are better and with/more professionals

A.I. is there. Humans no more needed.

the point is she sucked last year... can't believe it.

she sucks at pubic speaking. she sucked last year. why she is here again?

Lets make google more invasive. Next thing they will want a dna sample on app permissions, and your contacts, and your contacts contacts, and thier cameras and microphones on and on....

There was some really amazing things especially connecting to local files and using them seamlessly with cloud apps. There was that coding app at the beginning. I am glad they are making there ai tools availabile in google docs. It is also interesting that they are making there deepminds tools available for average programmers.
Like the use of the cubes for the presentation, ai was a bit disappointing at the end. As why is it being used as a middle man to connect to a person as I find that frustrating, as I hate robot voices on phones even if they sound human. Wish google would get there head out of the clouds as most of there products do not work without an internet connection, in the U.K. we are 35th when it comes to speed of connection and in Wales you have not got a chance of an internet connection

Google cloud is the first initiative for our dooms day by making more people unemployed by their AI

I'm sorry cloud is a user interface nightmare. I miss Steve.

contianer joke lmao
unity moving from AWS to google cloud...big move. I wonder if they are planning on moving all their services? Like if they are using this as a test case.

That container joke caught me completely off guard. Loved it.

Can they just hire professional presenters

I dont understand anything that sundar pichai is saying...he is speaking some sort of chinese

Contact centre AI is going to be awesome. Its actually disgraceful when you have to wait on hold for 1+hrs for simple requests

It may be a nice place to save my porn

Romanian guy editor. Bravo Liviu! Esti foarte bun!

lol they all keep looking up at the teleprompter

nah, Google better just sticks to their ad-services

That woman has no idea what she's talking about. ffs

understood only 20% of it

i see...

Engadget, thanks for the quick summary. Nice editing job.