Everything Wrong With Jumanji In 17 Minutes Or Less

Love the Monty Python reference.

It's not that the rules of the game are arbitrary, Alan spent 26 years in the jungle because nobody rolled the needed numbers. If others had kept playing the game, he could have been released sooner.

The original was a masterpiece

“In the jungle you must wait, until the dice read 5 or 8” would make for a great sentence for another video. Unless it’s been used already. Has it?

Mandela Effect (?)
Does anyone else remember the Big Yellow One pulling the severed vine all the way in it's mouth spraying ooze?

Yeah, but this movie had a 14 year old Kirstin Dunst in overalls and pigtails!

ALL SINS REVOKED!! 😛

Die hard IS a Christmas movie !!!😂😂😂

The fact that he counted the games sets throughout the whole movie was tenuous

I argue that the jokes aged fine, it's the audience that hasn't aged well.

The handheld price scan would actually work on stunning him for a bit because those things can blind you.

Dawg, why all this seem to have mandella effects????

Would have been funny if at the end a picture of Dwayne not wearing a beret (which he doesn't in Jumanji 2) was shown and the narrator calling bullshit

“Underage children”

Are there overage children?

What is with you people it's a fking movie it's not real

The whole Die Hard as an Xmas movie thing is actually valid because the entire film takes place during a Xmas party at around Xmas time. This movie, along with all the Harry Potter films, and any other films that have 1 sscenel in Xmas doesn't constitute them counting as a Xmas movie. 1 scene vs the entire fucking film. It isn't that hard to understand.

dang it, this video is five years old. is it too late to point out that clutches for transmissions are operated from the handles on motorcycles, so the monkeys could reach it? (the gear shift is foot operated, so that would be the problem...)

All that said I loved this movie as a kid

"I haven't seen this many negligent adults since I watched all 103 episodes of Teen Mom."
Had to pause for a laughter break!

Is it a sin if you called Sarah, “Sally” a bit before the 9 min mark? 😅

Watched this dozens of times as a kid. Great movie

Bicentennial Man is a good movie and don't you forget it.

why do everything attack people not playing?

This movie is so overrated.

It isn't Christmas, Until Hans Gruber
Falls from the Nakatomi.
Everybody knows this.
JEEEEEEZ ?!

Die Hard is a Christmas movie. It even uses Christmas music in its opening.

In regards to the Time Travel part when they return to 1969, that means you could start the game as a kid, live your entire life until say 90+, finish the game and then relive your life a second time. Could you keep that scenario recurring so you keep living multiple lives. If so, that is the most powerful item to mankind.

This one I’m actually not phased by for ruining my childhood because I remember even as a kid. I was frustrated by a lot of the shit in this movie that didn’t make sense. I’m beyond happy that someone was able to call out all the other shit I missed.

Whenever we had a movie day at my school as a kid for about 4-5 years, this movie was one of the few everybody picked most of the time. Even though I love this movie, it got tiring.

how many sins is it worth that a civilian store has and sells a guy an USAS auto shotty, that has a ridiculous scope and silencer yet fires rifle bullets - Did the prop guy think a Dragnov SVD rifle would have been to realistic?

I love this film

Do Little Rascals

It's not "obviously" magnets. It's likely supernatural....like everything else with this board game. If it can summon a freakin monsoon in a house it can move game pieces no problem.

Est shit is still when the lil boy trys to open shed with what he needed priceless

All so you forgot to say hey it's the home alone house.

I don’t know why the speaker insulted the movie” Bicentennial Man” because it is one of Robin Williams masterpieces. If you haven’t seen it, I highly recommend it!!!

wait, is the girl Pepper Potts?

Mosquito should have got smashed the moment it was it, a lot like a fly swatter.. not break a window

is funny that the future kids. they actually just want to FINISH the game. while the other two are like "I well never play this game!" is like bitch the other two made a good point. if you two just finished ages ago things would've been fine and everything would be back to normal. also Alan did in fact suffered the most. he had to be in another world stuck with wild animals, huge bugs, plants just about almost anything could easily kill you if you had your guard down. Sarah had it easy all she got was people thinking she's crazy 24/7 that's nothing. also the adults are asses in this movie.

The year would be 1895.

Add a sin for any kind of insect being able to immediately find and go through the way out of an enclosed space.