6 Disturbing 4chan Stories (CREEPY & UNBELIEVABLE)

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As a fellow middle-of-nowhere dweller, I obviously can’t say it’s the same clicking the guy was talking about, but houses out here creak and tick going into and throughout winter. At different times, it’s either the bones of the house or pressure on the roof, though the roof is more often heard in the summer when the sun hits. But the sound of the tick carries strangely. It’s never loud, but you can never tell where it’s coming from, and it can be heard around corners, through doors, with air ducts shut and muffled. No cryptids here though, at least none that I’ve managed to piss off

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What if the chicken story was just a tail of failed chicken necromancy, because instead of chicken the pantsuit lady used peking duck

Why doesn't anyone just yell at a skinwalker "Run away I'm a deadly creature that mimics voices,"' or just. " RUN AWAY! "

Why are people always so mean in these stories LOL

DVDs didn’t exist in the 1980s?

Holy shit “ding dong ching chong food is here” caught me so off guard ☠️☠️☠️🩻

The Whiteman and the deathdealer are the same!

After the first one got me thinking, It still wouldn't be a bad idea to keep buckshot/slugs mixed with white ash in the shell and a shotgun around. Should work on most cryptids even ones that aren't weak to the white ash if that is a real thing. Has a bonus effect of making its own smoke screen, coarse that maybe a double edge sword. Just saying wouldn't hurt to have a few of these specially made shells.

genuinely enjoyed this.

T6 structuring broadcast in order to say buttfuck in first sentence. It's why we love you.

Your laugh is so cute

I don’t think the author of the first story realizes what the hell shock is at all.

Bruh is fuggin stupid if he thinks that Erekial isn't gonna unalive him after giving us that info on greentext of 4C 😮

"I was placed on this earth to kill these things" no you werent, you were placed on this earth to be a kissless virgin.

bro ngl the first story got me fucking cracking up “fuck me up the ass” 😭

DING DONG CHING CHONG

super serious...until the end, I was getting sleepy till you said "offer to suck his schnitzel"

i’m sorry but i’m cry laughing at the chicken story 😭😭😭

In the first story the key to dealing with hardcore apex predators like that is to be absolutely aware of them. If you hear weird shit that doesnt sound natural. Iv mainly heard cooing and vague human noises (Like at first listen sounds like people talking but then you realize they aint saying anything, like those weird pictures that look like a bedroom desk but when you look closer its complete nonsense)

Immediately assume there is something weird and its fucking with you. Speak loudly about how you know where it is and they you are ready for it.

Op was lucky that he snuck up on it when he did and didnt break eye contact. That things goal is to lure you into a spot where it can ambush you completely by surprise. Being aware of it takes away the surprise and after that theirs very little chance its gonna try something

What's with the echo? Sounds like sandpaper

ive found the source of the ticking! its a pipe bomb!

We need more T6 blooper

"The beer can is important later"
Never mentions it again
??? Did I miss it?

Interestingly, Arakiel was, apparently, one of the main "watchers"(angels who's only job was to, well, watch humanity but were sent to the time out basement because they graped human women, taught us things we weren't supposed to know like math, yes, math, warfare,weapon making and other things) Arakiel was cast out because, apparently, he/she/it taught humans the "signs of the earth". That's basically it. The only real depictions I saw that weren't obviously made by edgelords were brass statues. Apparently Arakiel has boobs.

The first one was good writing
" Old man winter dick me up the ass"
Hell yeah

Arakiel literally tells him not to tell anyone, and this dude goes and posts it on 4chan

Didn't the guy in the first story say he only had a landline? Why did he need to go back to the cabin to grab his phone? Where did he plan on taking a landline?

I am very, very confused...

Hermit mugbangers

>demon saves mans life
>demon sternly says not to speak of or write his name or he will be killed
>man proceeds to write it multiple times for thousands to see
Seems logical

Is it possible that most of the cryptids are the former humans who turned into these monsters after WW2 experiments on humans, and so either have population by their form of reproduction or became immortal after experiments.....and most of the cryptid stories have lesser kinda ill harm you and more kind of help me or notice me or do something for me kinda,,like they also have some nice guys and some mf like in our society

Yo you left pizza boy hanging dam bruh

Dude how can you do Micheal 2.0 like that

if I met arakiel I would simply try to bang it

Oh no Erectile Dysfunction fallen angel got him 😢

*meets Arakiel* "this has nothing to do with God" I'm pretty sure it does, and if your story is true, you're gonna have to start believing very soon lol. Dude basically sold his soul to a demon. They reach out in times of weakness and prey upon you. The fact that Arakiel appeared when he was about to die as well as his mother only further vindicates this. Pray for anon

Arakiel is very similar to the white man

"It was a deer"

me after watching the russian park ranger story

Oh fuck fuck fuck fuck no

“-tv was blasting..” but he just paused it?

Callling yourself a pussy is not a negative slur. Pussy is the best if your pussy is bad in anyway something is wrong and hears your clue its not the pussy find a new word to use to insult. Respect the pussy

L Mans.

In memory of michael, the autistic chicken

This is maverick files

Late as hell but Arakiel reminds me of an old creepy pasta,The Pastel Man. Great fucking story.

Can't help but to Cringe hard whenever hearing stories where the author goes in extend about what guns they have, without skipping a beat mentioning at each turn the gun model and caliber when the firearm is brought into play.
Makes them sound like teens who are super into guns and have cryptid hunting fantasies, ending up as those people on Tinder with pictures posing next to dead animals as a proof how manly men they are.

Nobody says "oh fuck" better than this guy

Am I the only one who though Michael was a raw chicken breast

there was never a bigger betrayal then Chinese guy against pizza guy