White Mage Dende

Moral of the Story:

Nobody f*cks with the white mage... unless you’re Frieza.

"Oh no. Do not be that guy right now"

Damn
Karma is a bitch on both sides

If you main as a healer, this scene hits different

Its um, little green

Miitopian clerics in a nutshell:

You, green thing. How I greet people

Funny, this is the plot of redo of healer

I’m pretty sure Frieza just fucked with the white mage

That white mage bit almost kills me every time

Dende clearly never played FFVII.
Which is ironic, given that TFS did the abridgment of that.

Never mess with the white mage

No wonder Frieza lost

He fucked with the white mage

As someone who gave a lot of attention to their white mage, this is very relatable.

Where's the "Healer's down" clip from? I assumed it was from DBZA Kai but it isn't.

The Z Fighters(And Vegeta) are level 20 vs a level 50 while the 20s have a level 5 mage

So I'm a climber and a medic. Issue being I'm the one most likely to get hurt. When I do I'm referencing this.

Frieza: Sorry, I'm the final boss. Fuck you and your White Mage privileges.

A healer is top priority in every battle. You always protect them first.

Ohhh no do not be that guy right now

Nobody.. fucks... With white mage....
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Frieza got his first defeat of life 😂😂

SAY MY NAME

Dungeon raid gone horribly wrong.

TFS literally brought me out of depression

Out of mana😂😂😂😂😂

ok so vegeta and android 17 both didnt know the names they needed to know to get what they wanted, vegeta didnt know dendes and 1 didnt know gohans, i wonder if they were just honest about it, vegeta wouldve gotten healed and 17 couldve gotten to live

White privilege

My bf is the cleric in his d&d games with his friends. I can definitely see him being like this to the dicks in his campaign. He's not afraid to tell you when you've royaly pissed him off. Even if the whole campaign hinges on him healing the asshole he'll gladly let everyone die and lose the campaign.

Unfortunately, they went up against a superboss. Everyone knows that's post-game content!

Say my name ha 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Redo of a healer show what happens if you eff with a white mage

Dende let that trauma forge him into a stone cold b!tch that could rival Popo.

When the boss instakills your white mage in the second turn and you ran out of Reviving Items:

Well, since you asked so nicely... 📗

In the words of the great DBZA Dende "Nobody fucks with the white mage"

Dragon Ball the Breakers Dende skin in a nutshell.

"And nobody fuuccks with with the White Mage"
Frieza: fucckk the White Mage

HEALERS DOWN

Dende forcing Vegeta to say "Please, heal me, Dende" only to fly away just feels so damn hilarious and justified. Like what did Vegeta expect was gonna happen?

I guess Saiyans don't know how retribution works when they are on the receiving end.

HEALER DOWN

Muslim doctors in the USA right now.

"Okay. The Magic Man, I get, but why that oaf?"

I love how Vegeta still calls Dende "Magic Man" even during the end of the Buu Bits.

Based Frieza killing the white mage while Vegeta hesitates.

Piccolo: “Thank you Magic Man”

Gold rule for any hero shooter
Go for the healer first
Seriously if you play overwatch and kill the healers first the enemy team only lasts a few seconds more

" and nobody.. fucks with the white mage " immediately gets fucked with