White Mage Dende

" and nobody.. fucks with the white mage " immediately gets fucked with

Gold rule for any hero shooter
Go for the healer first
Seriously if you play overwatch and kill the healers first the enemy team only lasts a few seconds more

Piccolo: “Thank you Magic Man”

Based Frieza killing the white mage while Vegeta hesitates.

"Okay. The Magic Man, I get, but why that oaf?"

I love how Vegeta still calls Dende "Magic Man" even during the end of the Buu Bits.

Muslim doctors in the USA right now.

HEALER DOWN

Dende forcing Vegeta to say "Please, heal me, Dende" only to fly away just feels so damn hilarious and justified. Like what did Vegeta expect was gonna happen?

I guess Saiyans don't know how retribution works when they are on the receiving end.

HEALERS DOWN

"And nobody fuuccks with with the White Mage"
Frieza: fucckk the White Mage

Dragon Ball the Breakers Dende skin in a nutshell.

In the words of the great DBZA Dende "Nobody fucks with the white mage"

Well, since you asked so nicely... 📗

When the boss instakills your white mage in the second turn and you ran out of Reviving Items:

Dende let that trauma forge him into a stone cold b!tch that could rival Popo.

Redo of a healer show what happens if you eff with a white mage

Say my name ha 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Unfortunately, they went up against a superboss. Everyone knows that's post-game content!

My bf is the cleric in his d&d games with his friends. I can definitely see him being like this to the dicks in his campaign. He's not afraid to tell you when you've royaly pissed him off. Even if the whole campaign hinges on him healing the asshole he'll gladly let everyone die and lose the campaign.

White privilege

ok so vegeta and android 17 both didnt know the names they needed to know to get what they wanted, vegeta didnt know dendes and 1 didnt know gohans, i wonder if they were just honest about it, vegeta wouldve gotten healed and 17 couldve gotten to live

Out of mana😂😂😂😂😂

TFS literally brought me out of depression

Dungeon raid gone horribly wrong.

SAY MY NAME

Nobody.. fucks... With white mage....
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Frieza got his first defeat of life 😂😂

Ohhh no do not be that guy right now

A healer is top priority in every battle. You always protect them first.

Frieza: Sorry, I'm the final boss. Fuck you and your White Mage privileges.

So I'm a climber and a medic. Issue being I'm the one most likely to get hurt. When I do I'm referencing this.

The Z Fighters(And Vegeta) are level 20 vs a level 50 while the 20s have a level 5 mage

Where's the "Healer's down" clip from? I assumed it was from DBZA Kai but it isn't.

As someone who gave a lot of attention to their white mage, this is very relatable.

No wonder Frieza lost

He fucked with the white mage

Never mess with the white mage

Dende clearly never played FFVII.
Which is ironic, given that TFS did the abridgment of that.

That white mage bit almost kills me every time

I’m pretty sure Frieza just fucked with the white mage

Funny, this is the plot of redo of healer

You, green thing. How I greet people

Miitopian clerics in a nutshell:

Its um, little green

If you main as a healer, this scene hits different

Damn
Karma is a bitch on both sides

"Oh no. Do not be that guy right now"

Moral of the Story:

Nobody f*cks with the white mage... unless you’re Frieza.