Beavis and Butt-Head forgot how to pee

I forgot how to stop 😂

😂😂😂

They spent too much time taking dumps, I bet that’s why they haven’t been peeing much and forgot how to pee.

Me trying to piss in a urinal:

Eh, that therapist kind of brought that upon herself. At least have some piss pans at the ready or something.

2 is my favorite

That cutted that out when he said, come on men, leak leak leak LEAK!🤬🚽

love how the pee climbs butthead's shirt lmao

I am standing in the yard with my neuro divergent foster dog who literally forgets how to pee regularly

now i forgot too

UNZIP YOUR PANTS, TAKE OUT YOUR PENISES, START LEAKING

😂 😂

Its something everyone do but cannot explain how lol

My bladder hurts just watching this

Surprisingly they did not go into kidney failure.

Well now I'm pissed lol

I'm sitting here with a catheter installed because I forgot how to pee, sat for over an hour and couldn't go... this episode flashed into my mind almost immediately.

Gotta long one for yas: if you dont wanna read,i put a TLdr..

Its crazy how weird and yet powerful the mind is. I did this self experiement and from experience ive found some interesting facts about the human body. Long story short,i had a urinary track infection(i have weak kidneys and had surgery as a kid and am immunocompromised so i get them occasionally). I was waiting for the antibiotics to kick in butnif youve had one you know the urge to pee hurts like hell so sometimes you just have to fight it. I find a hot bag right on my bladder helps quell the urge. But shortly afer,when the meds started to work i felt the bladder or urinary muscle system you use to push your urine out was very weak..almost to the sort where i felt like at any second any slight urge to pee i couldnt hold it. And so id be hurryinng off to the bathroom every second that first initial urge to pee hits whicj was ALOT. Iwas meaning to ask my doctor about it when i had my appointment that Monday (it was a weekend) and just everyhing else overrode my thoughts which happens (i got add) and forgot to mention it as a concern.
However aa good thing about that was that once i stoppped focusing on it, it stopped becoming a problem...which begs to ask the wuestion was i self causing it without fully realizing it?
Ive also had memory issues which going through the notions of maybe im depressed, or have other things more wrong and had blood work and other stuff set up like a brain scan,did therapy and began psychiatrist meds aswell but i think the larger aspect was i wasnt thinking about it as much. I had a rough month or two where ive missed appointments and in convos,someone would ask me to list two or three things and as soon as he got done talking abot what he wanted me to list,i couldnt recall exacrly what he wanted me to list myself. I can remember stuff better if its said in a strange way or some form of melody...(like hoe to say acetaminophen or even spell it since ive mispronounced it for so long...or the keyboard setup. ASDF JKL Semicolon...but now it seems more normal that im not focusing on it. Maybe im telling myself or willing myself unvoluntarily to have memory problems or bladder issues because im expecting it to happen. I know its weird and far fetched but i do feel like so long as i dont fully accept that anyhing is truely wrong with me i won't suffer from it.
Like in life,ive had my genetic condition i had to have surgery for at 5, thennmy bladder issues and the side effects of my medication affecting my teeth as a child so ive had severe dental health issues..but aside from those two things dwelling on my mind, im covinced that those arnt perfectly normal so my brain associates them as such, maybe its that because my brain is affirmed they are issues,the only issues ive ever had were because of them?
Its a bit far fetched right? Maybe this is a hollistic medicine approach. Dont get me wrong. Im all for modern medicine for most things however for other things, i feel like its all mentally caused and we just havent fully explored the entire brains effects on health since human beings arnt base line subjets. Placebo effect can only work for so long but they drastically reduce alot of things then rely on the presence of modern medicine especially if its not available to you. Like in the scene from City Slickers 2,Legend of Curlys Gold the one friend sits on a cactus but believes he got bit by a snake and the two friends with him start bickering amongst themselves over whos gonna suck out the poison...all the while their friend is saying "hes blind" and other things happen until the friend(Billy Crystal) realizes the friend sat on a catcus..so everything he thought was happening to him,pain wise,blinding was all mental. Can you imagine how much use this could be for things caused by our mind? But society is a conglomerate of corporations whove attempted to set us up to fail eith a narrow way of escaping their harm. Only use meds when necessary and even then, i try to listen to my body. Even dreams can tell you subliminal messages about your conscience and whats bothering you. Minds an amazing thing.

TLDr: its just amazing ow much your mind can do with or without your knowledge. Its the experiment of being blind folded and have someone cook something hot so you smell it, but someone touch you with a popcycle and you think your being burned.Harry Potter Liquid luck with Ron Weasly. Harry never gave it to him and yet Ron seemed to do better with his Quittach. Confidence is one thing for those less confident but i feel like our sociey isnt fully aware of the potential brain medical purposes it can serve. Not saying dont rely on medications and medical science. It should all be grounded with solid facts and if medications works best for your case then go forth and continue. But for some ailments that need to have a fighting chance to beat, perhaps a positive mindset aswell as the mental capacity will offer more hope for the individual. Weve heard cases of cancers going into remission. My grandpa had it and it went into remission when him and grandma were together then it ccame back when she passed. It could have been the sress also compounding ontop of the other health issues hes had.(a wuadruple bypass surgery and others) but i think his positive mindframe of being wih the love of his life, and then loosing her...he died from a broken heart they say. I dunno

..just some interesting stuff ive ffigured out over the year. I have anxiety really bad that manifests itself into paranoia at times.but as a kid,i can recall running and tapping into that anxiey to make myself run faster for longer..i believe it was my anxiety the adrenal gland i knew i could control back then but now i feel like its always on,i cant shut if off completely..its got a leak some what im working on fixing with medication ofcourse. My lifes been distructive without it. Thats just myself.someome with a more normal brain can still see how mucj power your own brain has.its really a wonderful thing.

TTLDR: brains very powerful. Placebo effect for one has been shown to work countless times. Wouldnt switch medications for hollistic medicine..but rather,having confidence and a positive mood seems to really help people combat illnesses so long as the person wants to fight it,isnt stressed,or suffering from a broken heart, and isnt conflicted...this isnt 1000% fool proof but it seems to be a good start. Soooo sorry abot the length SORRIE(Fargo accent)😅

I’m confused. How can somebody forgot to pee?

To be fair I can't really explain it either

"TAKE OUT YOUR PENISES!"
Do Beavis and Butthead each have two penises?

I'm not sure what the doctor expected.

Buzz cut was my high school phys. ed. teacher. Mcvicker was definitely my principal.

Is there a nurse like that for constipation?

"Clear your mind of any thoughts"
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Beavis - "What does THAT mean?"

What did the shrink think was going to happen?

Dont forget how to breathe guys.

I'm gonna have a heart attack

Totally remember seeithis when it first came out. Hilarious

hahahha verry funny i cant stop laughing😅😅😅😅😆😆😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

Beavis: What is that mean? Hehehe..

killed me

It sucks cuz it happens sometimes 😭😭😭😭

Use some amphetamines, ecstasy and drink alcohol and it will be exactly the same - I have sat for half an hour trying to pee and it just doesn't work.

I never forget how to poop or pee.

I started laughing like them... better stop watching this cartoons, I guess

I forgot how to stop 🤣

My favorite episode

Something so stupid manages to be so fucking funny.

Their bladders should have burst. Period.

Just relax....... pee those pants.... Om banana Shivaya🗿🇮🇳

Genius episode 😂

"I forgot how to stop" dude lmao

I am so excited to see the new beavis and buttherd movie coming out this year

So why would you have someone in a room, trying to help them urinate, but not put down some kind of protection on the chairs.

This is how me and my friend talk at work to each other.

I forgot how to stop 😅

Hey butthead he forgot to 🤣

You cut out the best part at the end 😡😡😡😡 I wanted to see a floating waste basket