Batman’s Contingency Plans

I pronounced the coyote’s name wrong since I was a wee lad and i’m sticking by it you’ll never censor me!!!

Y'all joke but sadly? This is a good point. Ten bucks says he has one on himself too.

I like how so many of them ultimately seemed more offended both of Batman's lack of originality and not taking Flash seriously.

I thought it was going to be something like: Batman: And as for you Barry, in order to stop the fastest man alive, I'd.....wax the floor. Barry: And then? Batman: And then the plan is done. That's your kryptonite, Barry. Slippery floors."

Batman probably just hiding the real plans

Batman's plan against flash should be freezing the floor

Headcanon: batman's contigency against the green lantern was a banana peel.



everyone knows a green lantern's weakness; the color yellow. The color of fear. It completely drains them of their power. When the green lantern would lay eyes upon the banana peel underneath him, he'd find himself paralyzed with fear, sapped of his power, helplessly unable to keep himself afloat, plummeting to him doom. And at the precise moment he finally falls to the ground......he slips on the banana peel he stepped on

The simulations did warn me about that fucking found me hysterically

The simulation did warn me about that

Knowing that the Batman is a Chuck Jones fan, will help me sleep more soundly at night. 😂

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Only now I realise this was Batmans distraction plan (by getting the rest of the leauge go off-topic)

Its WAILEE NOT WILLY THOSE WHO DARE CONTEST ME SHALL FACE MY ULTIMATE WRATH!!!!

I like to think it's more that batman believes flash is stupid enough to fall for roadrunner gags, than he's not creative enough to fall for anything else

Well... dc is Warner Bros... so... this is canon?

The actual plan for him was to shoot a light speed bullet into him to give him epilepsy so if he ever vibrated he would have a seizure.

Mark waid is a very phenomenal writer

Great Scott. Dear Neptune. My god. 😂

We sorely need a Batman who slowly but surely becomes a villain if not an anti-hero due to all too increasing pressures, age constraints, the rinse-and-repeat sinful nature of Gotham, and so on. The likes of My Adventures with Superman better think of that.

If I can remember well, Batman's contingency plan in case Plastic Man turns evil is... pray it doesn't happen, because no one would be able to stop him

It was me Berry

Warner brothers should really hire you

He could have just used a thin strip of material that blends in with the griund to cut the flashes feet off or somethint lol

“All I have is my mind!”

Dont forget your inexhaustible funds too.

Hawkman contingency plan: keep him alive


Barely alive, almost dead, but still has a pulse. He’ll never be a threat to you again, but he also can’t reincarnate if he isn’t dead.

Batman would put out snacks and a sign saying "flash seed" then when he stopped to eat, he would release a boulder from a cliff just above... diabolical

What never occurred to them is that he wasn't revealing his actual plans.

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Disney, ihr wisst schon das zwerge keine kleinen Meschen sind sondern falbenpersonen sind die nur eine gewisse größe erreichen

Aquaman just gargling water when he talks.

When you realize that the guy with emotional trauma,way to much money and an urge to dress up as a bat and beat people up at night has less weaknesses than you...💀

Please don't use God and Lord Jesus Christ's Name in vain. Thank you, may God bless you all and everyone <3

Green Lantern: Yellow.

Batman watching loony tunes: Genius.

Considering flash can phase through walls.

He would be able to run through the tunnel only for batman to try and follow and just run into the wall

I can’t stop laughing, please someone like this comment so i can comeback and laugh😂

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Meanwhile, in a serious universe...
Batman: Now, for Barry... He uses a special suit that can expand and contract in response to the electromagnetic charge generated by his use of the Speed Force. Mainly so that it can fit inside of a locket-ring he wears for a fast costume-change. I have constructed a modified version of this suit which not only has reduced insulation against these charges in specific areas, but also ionizes the charges to the point of being overpowered. Whenever you try to run, it will instantly generate enough of an electrical shock directly to your brain and spine to knock you out. This would be enough to render you paralyzed and unable to use your arms and legs. Worst-case scenario, you would suffer permanent brain damage.
Flash: Good lord...!

What was the music that was playing over Batman?

Is it me, or GL and the flash sound like the same person

It will work for CW flash.

It's just looney toons...
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For Hal, Batman would lead him through a door where Hal would eventually follow. On the other side would be a jail cell painted bright yellow. And somehow Batman would be on the other side of the door and lock it.

Barry though… Just use Loony Tune logic.

Flash could intercept the contingency plan. So to make it look like he didn't have one, batman made up clearly bad and fake ones. Very clever

Ironicly fear toxin laced with anything is pretty damn good on its own

Barry is so undermined by Batman that he's good enough to be erased by a cartoon whose protagonist never wins

Deep inside, Batman ain't serious and is just a pure lighthearted kid who would never hurt a fly and just wanted to be superhero

Heres how you beat flash, microscopic explosives in his drink, a lot like the trackers nightwing used on impulse in young justice, poison wouldnt work due to his metabolism

should've gone with the glue