Gale is Hungry (Baldur's Gate 3 Parody)

"Magic trick" never has gale uttered a more dangerous phrase

My favorite interaction with Gale after he kept pestering me for an artifact was
Me: "You're not going to drop this are you?"
Gale: "No."
😂

It was mostly annoying because it was at a part of the game where we didn't realize how plentiful magic items would become, so they feel far more precious at that time than they become later. Also, yes, multiple accidental romance lines started, where I have to click something like "I changed my mind" to get out of them, when I never had my mind going down that path to begin with! Why do all of my companions want to pork me, even the ones that I was barely ever polite to and that mostly dislike my decisions?!

Is it bad that as soon as he said "Its my cock." I immediately knew it was CDawg?

I see that damned frog

"Not telling~"

Wow. Glad I never played it.

i have NO context of the characters but i love this already

Gale Sounds Kinda Like CDAWGVA IDK WHY.

Legit gale snuck up on me with that romance I honestly thought he just wanted to talk!

So glad I ripped his hand with my dark urge character.

Loool. This happened to me as well. I thought I was just feeding as oversized cat at home since I don't bring him along. Turns out I was apparently headed for the magic trick. Had to reload a save. Kek

Gale is so fukin annoying i couldn't bear him.

As hilarious and accurate as this is, in the 2 playthroughs ive had, and as thorough as ive been in looting, i'd say there's always 5+ magical items you never actually need, not to mention the combo gold sale value from klepto level hoarding and the cost of crappy greens from stores. It's like he has a 1k gold req per act, no big deal really.

OMG IT'S CDAWGVA

I left that annoying character in the gate

😂 dude this is the funniest thing I've seen on baldur's gate

Fuck Gale

That fucking magic trick xD

And he wonders why I banished him from my camp the first chance I had

I hope larian studios at least shares this video on there social medias

Is that cdawgg?

Lyle should be his own origin character

The fucking “Baby’s hungry again” made me lose my shit, I’m just recovering from being sick and holy fuck.

Lol, actually ive been hording magical items for him to feed, and idk if he is even gonna eat them our not!

I laughed so hard I gave myself a headache

I wonder what would happen if the world ran out of magical items... 🤔🤔
Would Gale consume magical beings instead? 🤔🤔

Gale is the most insufferable character in BG3 imo, I intentionally skip him in every play through. He was much worse in pre-release, back when you couldn’t choose which magical items to give him, he just seemed to want one of your strongest two by default.

As a Gale main i can verify this is legit

I dont get it

I dont get it

Gale's voice actor made me moist

And this is why he’s never in my party or picked up

I never laughed this hard in my life over an animation.

i just got into this game and now im so terrified of interacting with gale further

CdawgVA killed it as Gale, I come back every once in a while to hear his silly ass “not telling!!”

Already lost two magic items and I’m already over losing my things 😑.

Playing a high charisma warlock tiefling that's constantly impressing party members made the whole "everyone wants you" thing completely believable. Plus, guys don't give a shit if your dating or even married to a woman, they're going to hit on you regardless and only take "no" for an answer after you've had to turn into an icy bitch to turn them away - an even that doesn't always work. So yeah. Completely believable lol

Honestly I love gale but goddam is it getting hard to keep him around. I think my game might be glitched, I went on so many quests to find artifacts to give him but it doesn’t give me the option to let him eat them. I’m getting so frustrated but it was getting so dire that I ended up giving him the blade you get from killing that commander dude in the tutorial but he already wants more. I really wanted to keep that blade as I’m pretty sure it’s really good early game but in order for me to keep him satiated I had to. Got some really nice gear for my Astarion and mfing gales hungry AGAIN. I’m sorry but I just can’t have nice things when he’s around. Anyone got any suggestions for things he can devour that are bad enough for you to not want to have early game ?
I had gotten this staff that the internet told me I could feed to him, as well as some potions and scrolls that I collected to be able to feed to him but no luck. I honestly wonder how I’m going to keep him in my party. Early game these artifacts I feel could be so valuable to me and having to feed gale constantly is killing my progression. How do you guys do it ? I have been trying to research so that I can keep him around as he’s my only wizard.

Gold. This was gold.

If Astarion body swapped with Gale.

I only had to feed him twice in act one

Thats why he lives at camp

The perfection of 'It's my cock' made me die at my desk laughing

Gale sounds like Cdawgva

I don't laughed this hard in a long time.

Cheers.

I honestly regretted pulling him out that portal

Thank you whoever made this. I really needed to laugh and the whole thing was done in a very ren and stimpy style that i luv.. Seeing him run away with his last magic item with no pants on was genius comedy writing.