Which Legendary Reddit Post / Comment Can You Still Not Get Over? (r/AskReddit)

Came here hoping to find references to the buried beans stuff, was not dissappointed

2am chili was peak 2010 Reddit cringe. Dude pretended to be a professional chef and his misplaced brovado was annoying.

>"Throw out that spice packet! We do it live!"
>proceeds to remake the spice packet with the exact same brand of McCormick garbage seasonings
>"Mmm smells like touchdowns."

Dude deserved every bit of ridicule that came his way. What a fucking loser. His chili was as basic bitch as they come, too. Sucks because now you can't have a chili thread anywhere be it on Reddit or /ck/ without some either posting the comic or making an obnoxious reference.

- Poop knife
- Lawnmower beads
- Awkward dirty talk

These are my favourites!

The baked beans one is crazy

What’s the noisy one?

This was an exchange in r/showerthoughts but I don’t remember the shower thought this was just the replies
Random redditor: umm yeah, cause people die if they’re killed
OP: eat my fuck bitch

I also choose this guy dead wife

The best comment i have ever seen

For me, it will always be that one guy that was talking to this chick on tumblr and she broke into his home whilst he was sleeping.

I would never forget 'the jolly rancher story', 'kevin who lacked intelligence but somehow lived through life', and 'the swamp of dagobah'

This includes Maze Runner: Death Cure spoilers.




There was a comment that said, "At least Newt went out with a bang"
...I feel bad for laughing.

I saw a comment that said that the grinch was taught to wear cloths as a child which means that, at some point, he was just like "Alright, it's nakey time from here on out."

Ah yes
Reddit comments on reddit comments

How do you wrap a burrito sideways?

4 minute mark I remember hearing that story! Nuts

1500th like

Dude.

The son with the two broken arms and the mother who helped him. A lot?
The Jolly Rancher nodule?
Narwhal Bacon?

For me it was this dnd nat 1 story post that featured in Mr ripper's channel. It had to do with an Adventurer hired to kill some goblins, he gets to the goblin leader who readied a sneak attack but nat 1s and miss. The adventurer makes his counter attacks but he nat 1 his attack and misses. They goblin attacks against but gets his sword stuck in the wall of the cave, the Adventurer attacks but also nat 1 and gets their sword stuck. They try to pull it out but both fail their strength checks and couldn't pull them out and resort to beating each other with their fist. They both nat 1 their attack rolls and miss each other. Finally the Adventurer said, "pack your stuff and leave, I'll tell the people who hired me that I killed you. And we both agree, this never happened." The goblin agreed.

How dare the girlfriend make all the beans baked. Of shame.

I hates what she done to my beans!

Nobody gonna talk about u/Illustrious-fox8800 the dude who found out his wife was cheating on him with her own cousin? He and that cousin's wife went so nuclear the cheating cousin drank anti-freeze and killed himself. OP divorced cheating wife and got her affair partner's wife pregnant.

I saw a post originally from tumblr that was reposted on reddit, it is referred to as the "Every odd number has an E in it."

TheMalleableDuck

where is the context in these man ffs

The jumper cables one is real and funny as hell. Bruh I’m crying

For me its the poop knife. Had the best laugh there

As a reddit user I'll never forget the poop knive. So many posts ralated to it, the discovery that is not only 1 person that uses it, the guy that mentioned it in a interview for a job on reddit, and couldn't stoo talking about the poop knife nor stop mimicking the action. Legendary.

The one about the Minecraft world hurts to this day.

Aight I'm taking a trip to Denver to find those FUKING BEANS

Those who remember these, you are not alone.

Does anyone know the name of the song that was used in the Outro? If so, please tell me, its pretty good.

whole basement smelled like fish so we thought our cat fucked up something or got in the walls n vomited. went on reddit that day and just by chance saw a post about how electrical fires and melting plastic smelled like fish. thank fucking god we were able to catch that before something else caught.

Dartmouth Simp

NICE FURSUIT JEEZY BOI
I CAN'T I CAN'T I CAN'T

I also choose this guy's dead wife

I heard that one about the mom beating up her crazy son. She was like a semi-pro boxer or something.

No one mentioned the Poop Knife?

Where are all the links?