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Question: Are Keith & Shayne Gay, Bi, Pan, or Straight?

All these Reddit stories are so awesome!!!

With the last story where they say “don’t date your cousins” I’d like to see their reactions when they find out what happens in Pakistan and Bangladesh
Marrying cousins is sooo normal

I just love Keith and Noah ❤

The thing about pictures from men are most men haven’t got the skills to take hot selfies but when you get with a man who do … omg it’s amazing 🤤🤤🥵

So men find your angles, lighting, flattering poses and so on! But it take work. A lot of women out there have had years of practice and have taken tens of thousands of selfies (not all nsfw obviously but the skill sets are Transferable ).
Good luck!

And to all genders: if someone send/give you Vulnerable pictures you should answer asap and shower them with compliments and appreciation.

Guys, Markiplier released the calendar with tasteful nudes remember and they were tasteful for sure.

Ok but chicken crispers are really good though lol

Please tell me where to get that gary and jerry shirt PLZ!!

Noah "oh Waldo's in my a**"😂💀😂💀😂💀

I've definitely heard women talk about men like that lol. Maybe it's just my friends, but they definitely tell me way too much 🫡

Please add the Kevin story to the list. A teacher writes about the dumbest student they have ever had, Kevin and it is hilarious.

Keith was so high this episode

Tbh, I got a bit of whiplash hearing Noah say "you wouldn't go into a bathroom, otherwise you might someone naked". Given the reactions there was to story of the OP who's roommates girlfriend kept walking in on him in his room, knowing he sleeps naked.

Tbh, I got a bit of whiplash hearing Noah say "you wouldn't go into a bathroom, otherwise you might someone naked". Given the reactions there was to story of the OP who's roommates girlfriend kept walking in on him in his room, knowing he sleeps naked.

Bread Story: It's wild that they have a cabinet specifically for snacking, and he stick took the bread without a word.

Honestly, I don't think I really matters what his excuse is. Because the level of disrespect didn't come out of nowhere, and he's acting like that by choice. And honestly, I think the OP should refuse to make dinner for him any time he handles food this way.

That first story was beautiful petty revenge, he should've played videos like "how to train your dog not to bark" "how to soundproof your walls" etc.

It's really not great to refer to a binary trans person with they / them so much. I get the little slip ups but you barely ever called him he.

Some thing that I’ve learned is women have different social standards. Say they’re not supposed to say vulgar things or are supposed to be nice or clean stuff like that.

The last story is basically the plot of (Spoiler) Oldboy. Hope it doesn't turn out the same way for her as it did for Dae-Su.

Which member of Smosh do people think is secretly wearing a toupee and why is it Shayne?

They should do like a “Women’s Stories” Reddit episode, just highlighting the bullsh*t women go through. There’s tons of Reddit stories about women’s struggles, like for instance getting harassed constantly about having children, having a relationship, being career driven, etc.

1st STORY GUY IS A FRICKIN LEGEND!!!

Baggete toupee

Keith made that baguette story convo infinitely more French by stating he wants to eat cheeseburgers sans bun. And no one even knew it.

No Noah, tell us about these murders IMMEDIATELY

On that nudes story, i think i wouldnt care.
If someone has seen me naked, is my mother. So i would be weirded out, but okay, as oposed if it was my brother or like an aunt or cousin.

You guys should do a holiday-themed episode!

Ok hold up Noah went to high school where a movie was made about a murder that happened? Spill the beans what movie?

The bread guy is absolutely awful

After living in Paris for a few years, listening that eating one baguette in five hours is crazy is just hilarious 😂

for the nudes package, if its a box, pretend its a colonoscopy box. ez

Actually burgers were originally served without bread and eaten with a fork, so Keith is right and that is in fact a cheese burger.

Seeing no one Keith respond reminds me that they have the emotional intelligence of a 12-year-old and that's the best you're going to get.. . So it is best to keep them to these types of videos 😂

My grandpa didnt tell my dad he wore a toupee until he was like 15😅😅

As someone who genuinely eats baguettes on their own, why on earth wouldn't you just eat one of them in their entirety and leave the other untouched???

It’s funny everyone thinks it’s funny on the first story about getting into the guy’s WiFi and messing with shit is an actual crime and I can honestly say if the so called asshole were to find out he can press charges and as a lawmaker yes it is a crime with a prison sentence

My question for the baguette story is… how is her cooking? Is this guy eating all the stuff to keep her from cooking cuz he doesn’t like it… that would next level warfare! 😂

Noah, if it makes you feel any better, you are exactly my type. But, be confident in yourself. I'm sure if you did a photoshoot for Tiffany, she would have a very positive and reassuring response!

Y'all got Cosmo and Wanda on the couch

It's funny when you think about it Historically speaking things like Wigs, Stockings and High Heels were originally made for Men and we're see as Masculine then somewhere along the line women claimed them and now these things that were originally for men are kept exclusively for women...

I would absolutely love if a partner did the photo shoot thing, male/female/etc. It’s open and vulnerable and you wouldn’t be together if you don’t find the other attractive (usually, I know there are exceptions)

Video idea: All the guys at smoosh do a sexy photoshoot for a calendar (like firefighters).
Boost Noah's (and really all the guys) confidence.
Male bodies can be beautiful. Let's prove it.