Mystery - Tell Stories To Get The Girl

Mystery looks like a straight bustah!

WHAT A BUCNH OF HORSE SH THIS vid IS. He talks about nothing

All this teaches me is that women are retards

Is he in a minion costume ?

"I'm a bee...you wanna be my honey?"

I just say "You got about 10 seconds to show me that hole, cause this gorilla dick daddy's hungry." and it always works.

What ever happened to this hasbeen?

this is some weird willy wonka rizz

i would smell this BS a mile away!!!

fuckedup people

No woman would date the Minion fighter pilot 😂😂😂

The Legend that started it all

He's taking on the rollercoaster of emotions in a story. He's making her feel a certain way while giving her attention and then pulling it away.

Wow....that is some corny shit.

I think this dude is a homosexual that is good at picking up women because there’s no pressure

This is very strange like a stand up routine with a weird twist

How do people believe this m.0ron?

The only reason Mystery gets vvomen is because of his height and looks, not because of P U A BS.

At what point do you go from Meg and I’m not too interested to “what are you doing in my dreams?”

Could you imagine the post nut clarity when he has to pick all those goofy clothes off the floor and put them back on?

That shit ain’t working in 2022 lmaooo

What a sad twat!

This guy is a damn master of the arts

Everything he says is phycological

best stuff ever!!!

Marilyn Manson doing The Minions on Broadway 🤣

Luggage fetish 🤨🤔

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My man's looking Like a God damn bee trying to give me advice. I'm listening

Is he a bubble bee? Lol

If you think this BS works I have a bridge to sell to you.

The cringe lord’s guide to rejection.

Never realized how much Mystery sounds like J. Trudeau but more manly

Those hypnotic stories aren't any good, it has power or narrative and some stuff but it should be integrated afterwards the opening and heating, as natural as possible, as subtle as possible. It doesn't have the effect to attract or make a girl love you. Do you see I've being coaching for 12 years. Guys just still not getting with woman and some sort of "trick" xD

If he was a character in the Matrix, he could have beaten Neo.

🥱

Who the fuck dressed this goofball

1 minute in and this man made me super uncomfortable. Don't try and emulate this bullshit, just be a normal person. People can read through this deceptive playbook shit.

The concept might work but the stories are ass

We all make fun of what he's wearing. But that just shows women he can be confident when there's so much to be said about his wardrobe.

Guy looks like a replacement for Stryper's Michael Sweet.

He speaks very slow and steady enough to impress

Reeks of gay Pastor

This guy is so gay

He knows too much.

If he can do it with that Bee-Man cosplay, everyone can...

wtf?

This guy's so good he can dress like a bumble bee trapped in a black cocoon, talk mumbo jumbo and still get the girl...

I am really missing the point of the last point he is making. Can someone put that in to a little bit of a simpler term for me ? I get the 1st 2 point it just the last part I am not getting what he is saying.

He’s like my 7th favorite minion