Soldier makes TikTok on why he's being kicked out of the Army

Wow this is crazy, I was there when he got caught the first time. He makes it kinda light but when DS yelled to stop that guy he got straight clotheslined and mobbed by 20 privates lol

These are the waste of oxygen individuals you tried to replace real soldiers with. 🤣

Whoa. No joke. I did a nearly identical thing. Only, I was an Airborne holdover at Ft. Knox ~2008(ish). I'd just finished BCT/OSUT and was attached with another Co. waiting on a slot at Ft. Benning. As 'holdovers', we still lived in the same barracks with the trainees. Only, we had our own corridor/room and we had PX privilages. I realized I could buy a candy bar for $1 and sell it for $5. Over 2 days I made ~$1,000 selling candy and energy shots.

TL;DR [Obviously, I didn't get away with it... Or, did I?]
Sure enough, some private (apparently dumber than myself at 19) threw his candy wrappers in the garbage (facepalm). Drill Sgt. spotted it immediately that morning. Initiating full-fledged chaos. No joke, even more, intense than 'day zero'. Every locker, trash can, air vent, etc. was turned upside down. The trainees ratted me out immediately.

Here's where it get's crazy though. I was clearly caught. I knew it. The drills knew it. They knew I knew they knew etc. but (I swear) I 100% maintained plausible deniability. Betting against the shortcomings of bureaucracy. Thinking about it now, I actually 'took on TRADOC', lol.

Over the next few days, I was sweating bullets knowing I could face UCMJ action. I did have to interview with the company commander. Where I still maintained my "innocence". Not to convince anyone with my denial (more like a 'lack of admission'). I wasn't trying to insult their intelligence, but by day 2, I think they understood what I was attempting to do, and that only irritated the Drill SGTs more.

I was ~80(ish)% sure that I had time on my side. Pulling together a case against me would've required holding me, and several other soldiers (as witnesses) back from training to prepare a case. All over some candy bars. Plus, during the barracks search, a gambling ring was uncovered with several thousand dollars involved. Eclipsing my problem (or at least, at that moment, that was my line of reasoning).

I was the most hated soldier in the barracks after that. Especially because of my actions getting the hustlers busted. Everyone absolutely and utterly hated me. I felt terrible about it, but I was also primarily in self-preservation mode. I did get jumped on fire patrol that night, but I figured it was par for the course. (I have a chipped tooth to this day from that a$$ beating I took. Straight-up like something out of Full Metal Jacket except I was cornered in the bathroom)

Ultimately, I had my a$$ smoked for a day. Took a beating that night. Endured the ridicule of... everyone, but I eventually prevailed and the matter was dropped and I shipped out a few days later.

However, I knew there was no way I was getting off that easy. I left Ft. Knox carrying a packet of paperwork to turn into the next S1 (at Benning). I suspected there'd be some 'extra paperwork' in that packet.

I cannot (or 'should not') confirm or deny if there was 'extra paperwork' in that manilla enveloped stack of papers, but, needless to say, if there 'had been' any paperwork regarding the 'incident' it could 'potentially have been' lost 'somehow' at the Louisville Airport on my way out.

I know those Drill SGTs weren't happy with me escaping UCMJ, so I had a 'hunch' they weren't just going to let it go. Leaving me with (only) the ~$1,000 I made off their trainees, which they had to give back. (I can confirm, the money did not get lost at the airport, lmao)

It was a hell of an early Army 'event' but it stayed at Ft. Knox. After Benning I reported to Bragg and never mentioned anything about it to anyone again. Until now, I guess.

[Quick Edit] I want to make it clear that I'm not exactly trying to brag. I dodged a bullet almost purely by chance, and that was the hardest ~$1,000 bucks I ever made. That could've been the end of my Army career. Fortunately, the Army desperately needed 19Ds to throw at their deployment problem, so it was by sheer chance they dropped it and let me ship. I highly doubt it would happen that way again. I was very fortunate and it was a hellishly stressful (and painful) experience.

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Maybe the army should recruit real men instead of the woke usless excuses for humans that they attempt to turn into men.

Wow! What a dirtbag!

Is this due to choke you know the military's literally hiring people who are transgender so like I kind of don't care if you got some vaping

I dont know anything about smoking or dip but did he just say gorilla glue?
My kindergarten mind is interested

"I ain't about that life, I don't do no high speed chases." ( has ran away from every moment he's ever been caught)

You hear stories about McNamara’s Morons, and then you see a guy like this. Jesus Christ.

I can't believe that he would think that an instructor wouldn't remember him. I wasn't in the military but I was a contractor for the navy working with sailors, my old man was in the navy my entire adolescent life, and I went to high school. I remember my dad seeing some of his sailors from prior commands and he would instantly remember the outstanding ones and the shitbags but would need his memory jogged for the "average" folks. I will never forget this one time we were in Jacksonville, FL and my dad got a phone call in the middle of the mall. It was a screwup sailor he had a few years back, he just kept asking him "Where are you?" because he thought this guy had the crosshairs of a rifle on him, we left really fast. Turns out the dude thanked my old man for being a hardass and how he finally progressed and was picked up for chief.
A lot of my teachers and college professors remembered me and I hope that's because I was outstanding but I'm afraid not.

Just realized but no way this clown passed Airborne School and got his jump wings.

Oh an your a snitch too

Why is he wearing the fatigues if he’s kicked out anyway too bro you don’t deserve to wear that uniform

The more "for real"s in the denial, the truer the accusation.

We all know that fool joined the Army cuz he's too scared to go to prison.

I have to wonder how long before he ends up in jail jail. Because one of his get rich schemes is going to get him in the throw away the key trouble.
And sadly he will be 100% convinced it wasn't his fault.

That's where the money at

This is what happens when you lower the standard and try to push people through bootcamp who have no business being there, i cant say what i really think about it because you tube would kick me of while the guy making this vidieo can cuss and act like a idiot

34 on the ASVAB type behavior on this guy.

How the hell did this clown make it through the Black Hats? (3/325 ABCT 87-91)

Someone please correct me if I am wrong but You can't join or ship if you have braces. I question this video. I'm calling Bullshit

Dude was tryna get kicked out smh

This is too good this is really funny

Dude I fucking love you

Why do you even allow the ridiculous presentation it is childish!!

"Cuz that's where the money at." 🤣

The funny thing is this guy could have just waited until he went to the field to sell vapes, and would have made way more bread without the whole getting in trouble. If anyone should have been swallowed before conception, its this freakin clown.

"I'll give you some of that attention" he says WITH BOTH KNIFE HANDS READY 😂

This dirtbag is just a criminal and he should never have had that uniform on from the beginning.

He can not even do the wrong thing right

a male military member with fucking ear rings? what has the military come to? they used to NOT Allow them into the military to start with!

Thanks!

He was living in a storage unit not too long ago..............damn

So a caveat on his cannadip commercial. If you are in a position that requires pi$$ testing, you had better stay away from CBD products. There us NO industry standard for what is allowable as being considered "NO THC" products. So don't go thinking something that says no THC is just that, no thc. You CAN still pop hot if you are taking a no THC product

This is the definition of dishonorable. Part of me wants to see him hun, well, I'll stop there. If this young man is a reflection of any more than .01 percent of our military, our Country is lost. Sorry Founding Fathers. You gave us a great gift and we failed. I feel very sad now.

60IQ plans sounding like 120IQ plans. Vapes lol.

Such a boot 🤦🏽‍♂️

I know im fast so i ran....im not a apart of the life i woudnt go on a high speed chase

Wtf I am literally at fort lee echo 832nd company as we speak this is insane

All you have to do is. Do what they told you. You dont even need to think, lol. The army will issue you a brain if you want to think.

Dude ruined his entire life with that dishonorable discharg. You don’t belong in the army.

I love this guy, especially his adverts they’re so fun and the insults are great, well done mate

HE MISSES BMT-LET HIM STAY THERE TIL HIS CRIME TIME IS UP CONTRACT- DRILL ALL DAY AND KP --LET THE STRESS OUT FROM DRILL SARGENTS

CANT DO THE TIME-- DONT DO THE---??

You are filled up on f**k up fuel lol.

Wait, who is this kids lawyer and whose idea is it to do your video story admitting to everything?

I wish I had a DS following me around for motivation

Well, he is airborne....all the way.