50 Jokes (Yes...actually 50 jokes)

Some of these have aged badly, but i respect the hustle of trying to make 50 jokes in under 4 minutes

Hank's standup career. 14years in the making

2008 Hank is such a wonderfully geeky treasure. If a personality could be put in a time capsule :)

God damn, I was 11 when I first watched this. I'll be 26 in a few months.

This was my very first introduction to the Green bros. Love you two. Wishing the best Hank.

Watched this video so fucking long ago, now I follow him on LinkedIn. 🤣

its driving me nuts

I poured some spot remover on my dog and now I can't find him.

these are genuinely just not the names for gender affirmation surgeries

I remember sitting down and Literally Memorizing This Video. I can still do most of the first part.

I watched this video when it was new. Just to remember it out of nowhere going over the periodic table with my 8 year old and realizing that it was HANK MF GREENE!

I just heard that 10 out of 2 people are dyslexic.

I can't believe this video hasn't been cancelled yet.

I am the most recent comment

50 unfunny jokes you mean 🤦‍♂️

some of these jokes haven't aged well 😅

I think Hank is my favourite of the two Green brothers, not to say I don't like John, I mean... It's all relatives.

This is so old! 1/5 have been said to death by now

This video is the only reason people think I'm funny. No joke I've been using these for 12 years. Happy new years I guess

I'm stealing these

It took me 12 year years to get some of these

Hank, can you bring these to tiktok?

You lie it's at 359 not 400

Watching this in 2021

Why I can't find a "2021, anyone?" comment?

Huh. Your fake British accent is showing. Neat.

What do u call drying rack and. Cupcake
A drying cup

division 2

when widescreen videos were something to be excited about
sighs
oh 2008, how I have missed you so

is this u dazzer boy

It just occurred to me this video was made before MJ died HOLY CRAP

My favorite was “there are 10 tiles of people in the world, those that know binary and those that don’t.”

What's Big, Grey, Wrinkly and really doesn't matter?
An Irelephant

What did the hat say to the bra?
You give these two a lift, I'll go on ahead.

Why will you never hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.

Goodness. The widescreen thing makes so much more sense when watching in chronological order.

What am i watching ? Why i am not laughing...duh

Interlacing artifacts

Because it was dead

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

Dam!

The math book had a lot of problems, mostly with it's x.

"Under my buccin' hat."

Updog is a disc dog organization 🤣 so it is an actual thing now.

what do you call a cat in a burrito? a purrrito!

I love this, still

He was soo freagging cute nd young nd handsome nd smart😭😭😢
Edit: still is though

Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Bc approximately -0.89594417018 .


A dislexic man walks into a bra.

Here’s a phineas and ferb-related version of the updog joke.

Ferb/Phineas (idk which) : “hey did you hear about the adoooin?”
Isabella: * walks into the yard * : “what’s adoooin? (Whatcha doooin?)”
Phineas: “oh hi, Isabella. We’re thinking of lame jokes”
Isabella: “ok. * giggles at joke *”