The Worst Films of 2019

Here's to COVID-19 Keeping them out of theaters.

Rob is boring. Why is he in things?

maybe if i spruce it up with adventure i could call it a hobbits journey and sell it as a sequel to the hobbit... the hobbit two, super drunk.... yes.... and it could be about Bilbo bagginess getting drunk at a pub while humans all around just stare at him and he challenges them to a eating competition while he still keeps getting drunk... and same and Frodo come to save him.... Elijah wood could be de-aged.... why isn't Elijah wood in star wars by the way? could you imagine how amazing it would be if he was sneaking around in a imperial base and he suddenly emerged from a astromech droid and it was revealed he had taken out all the machinery and magic stuff out of it and left it in a closet which a storm trooper eventually stumbles upon and gets blamed for making a mess by a superior and he is ordered to clean it up which leads to him eventually being told to go clean up some other mess the protagonists make meanwhile elijah wood escapes aboard a transport ship with a huge data archive he downloads into a astromech droid that still works and he forces it to comply with his own restraining bolt and command data pad he controls it with.....

i miss getting high and going to dogshit movies. your lists are kino.

Even when the other guy talks for 2 seconds, SGP had the "I wont interrupt but shutup so I can talk" look on his face the whole time.

Rob looked uncomfortable when talking about loqueesha. I thought it was funny. The voice didn't need to be good, it just needed to be racist.

Ya know. I'll say this. Star wars w asnt a great movie. But it was overall not that bad. And tbh I might be saying that purely because I just enjoyed the shit out of the kylo/rey stuff. Where they're fighting in 2 different locations and how they made that pay off in the end. The rest was kinda whatever to me lol.

I wonder the worst movies of 2020 retrospective will be like when theaters were shut down for months.

I saw 16 movies in 2019 and these were my bottom three...

1.) Shazam! - This movie's problem in a nutshell? What if Captain Marvel/Shazam was reinvented by douchebags? This movie was just so mean-spirited right from the beginning and it never holds up. Had I seen this movie on my own, it would've been my first movie walk-out.

2.) Captain Marvel - Not the SJW train wreck the pre-release controversy had you believe it'd be, but nothing to write home about, either. Brie Larson wasn't terrible, but she lacked charisma, which the supporting cast had in spades (especially Samuel L. Jackson).

3.) The Lion King '19 - Easily the most disappointing one for me personally, since I actually had some good hopes on this one. The photo-realistic animation looked great and some of the new renditions of the songs were solid, but the lack of facial expressions on the characters was jarring, some of the voice-acting was weak and the film hardly added anything new to make this classic story feel refreshing.

Rob: “How can you do a post apocalyptic movie that’s PG-13?”

Red Dawn ‘84 would like to know your location.

It must be nice to move twice in a year on top of renovating a home. Here I am drowning in multiple thousands of dollars of debt and own zero homes......

Wow, brad’s worst film of the year isn’t a Christian movie?

The boy in dumbo was good but the girl was awful

I loved the original cats

Hahahaha. Again, my cousin does the hard work, and I get to be feared while living the dream of being a podiatrist.

The crows in the original "Dumbo" were hip and a lot of fun. As stereotypes go, it's not all that bad. "Dumbo" wasn't the most ambitious of the classic Disney films and you can't make the claim that it's the best as you could with "Pinocchio," "Fantasia," or "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs," but it's my favorite too. It's got a lot of heart, and it's truly one of the great underdog films up there with "Rocky." And the pink elephants sequence is definitely out there for 1941.

The thing I hated most about the most recent SW trilogy is that Empire Strikes Back has one of the best reveals in cinematic history with Darth Vader telling Luke he's his father and The Force Awakes treats Han and Leia being Kylo Ren's parents as "oh by the by" like you knew that going in.

You know what's very telling of our situation? If one of you guys were given an all black cast, you'd just make something you would enjoy watching. Tyler Perry completely misuses his position to make preachy crap about people he doesn't and has no need to understand. But we can't say anything because we'd be >all together now<..."tearing down the black man" smh.

Rob seems like a really unpleasant guy to be around.

Kill List was a good movie that had a cult in it, so was Wicker Man (the original, NOT the Nic Cage piece of garbage!)

Jake Llyod was only in Phantom Menace because he was George Lucas' kid's friend.

Stroke-mon??? what the hell? was it starring Pika screw???

I actually enjoyed the new lion King, not as much as the original though. I thought it was better than Dumbo

THE FANATIC
is a ripoff of the
ROBERT DENIRO
&
WESLEY SNIPES
movie THE FAN 1996

by the end you were the only one
same thing happened to me at Free Fire
saturday matinee me and an elderly couple in the last 30 minutes when the dude’s head is run over they walked out
but at least in my case Free Fire was a good movie!!! this one sounds awful

Last Jedi took its time because it's the middle chapter. It also burned everything to the ground so they had to do two movies in one and then they wanted that endgame money from the buildup and payoff but didn't have a damn buildup because every trilogy has been the end before and clearly not setting up this trilogy. I like it more than Last Jedi and don't blame it nearly as much as the mess started there

Great list my top 5
1 Star Wars rise of skywalker
2 it chapter 2
3 the lion king
4 dumbo
5 Aladdin

How is Black Christmas not on either top 10 list? That movie is dreadful across the board. It's the most preachy, boring, poorly-written, choppily-edited pile of diarrhea I've ever had the displeasure of sitting through.

The Great Muppet Caper has a hot air balloon.

Truly wonderful.

How do you not know how to pronounce Playmobil?

The one voice-over role that I thought John Oliver did well was Wax Sherlock Holmes on "Gravity Falls." ("Applaud, everyone, applaud sarcastically!") But I see that he's also been in three Smurfs movies... so. Yeah.

On the note of "Girl Power" I agree with Rob's take. One of my favorite movies is Tank Girl for the reasons he said work. She's her own character who just gets shyte done, sure she's abit "manic pixie" but she's the OG MP!

Augh, Rob cutting off Brad every time he started talking reeeeally got on my nerves. It's not like we're watching this on BRAD'S channel because we want to hear Brad or anything...smh

Most ungracious guest ever.

there's a second black christmas?

I am still holding out hope we get an El Coyote Cinema Snob episode

I really LOVE Playing With Fire.

Little witch academia was mid as frick sorry Rob lol

This is sad rewatching in 2023 now with how different things are.

I still hope we get an El Coyote cinema snob ep

The star war saga had about one movie worth of good ideas - a one issue comic book iow

"Somebody should die! there's Funeral in the title" 😅😅