Lara Croft vs Indiana Jones. Epic Rap Battles Of History.

ok hear me out... i did a verse 3 for indie... jsut because...


oooh, you wanna go for the old lines? classic!
guess you couldnt beat me in my prime, tragic!
i found two relics, delivered by god
the only thing you found was was more money for your pot
in everything i done no-one ever died on me
meanwhile you couldnt even save your own daddy

i fought the nazis, comunists, and warlocks
you fought a big lizzard and some pirates who think they're warlords
half of your fame is due to something that now you're lacking
than you been replaced by a dude, who copied the classic (pointing at himself)
funny wise jokes delivered with maestry
more interesting than your treasure "chest", now lacking

it is time to let you go, like i did with the holy grail
i found enlightment and my father, you found loss in your sales
i'll ride into the sunset, with james bond as my dad
i'll leave you like your franchise should have left you... dead...

honestly if you think about it... her greatest ditches agiasnt indie are from the 4th movie beyond, when he is an old man.. if the best lara can do, is fight a 70 year old man, that just shows who won, beause she realized she couldnt beat indie in his prime.

Indiana was aready winning in his first verse, but when he pointed out that even nathan drake is better than lara croft... he killed her XD that was the nail in the coffin.

wasn't expecting lara croft to sound so accurate

Damn. I think Indy took a big fucking L. Can't believe I am saying that. Holy shit, he got wrecked and I loved his shit too.

Ah they just removed the Raid Shadow Legends sponsorship, nice! Thanks Pete & Lloyd, makes it easier to listen to this on repeat!

Worst one yet

Lara won!

Yishh, Lara got murdered there.

Indiana jones worse match up with Lara crofth

I never fucked with Lara Croft, the games or movies, and I seriously grew up on Indiana Jones. Lara literally blew this away with her final verse tho

OMG!!! I got that Big Bang reference!!!!

Think Lara took that one.

We need a crossover. Hollywood make it happen

Hold up, is my phone just glitching or did they remove the raid shadow legends parts? It feels weird without those bits, especially at the start

Lowkey its kind of weird seeing these guys get old, literally started watching them at like 13 or 14 and now I'm 26. Its just too weird for me damnit

To be fair it is a nice hat

I think indiana went nuclear within seconds

indiana jones>>>>>>

GIRLS POLYGONE WILD

Damn ngl Indiana kinda cooked 😂

Indy predates Lara in video games too

Damn this is easily the best outta the new ones so far

Lara be wildin😂

Lara won

Fedora the Explorer. brilliant.

I thought this was sponsored by Raid: Scammy Legends?

only 6M views? hmm

Lara won

"You got to woke to be fun" i guess the was made before his latest movies Lol

Bruh the John Williams line made pause due to shock

Fedora the Explora. slow claps

tbf Indiana's movies have gone down the gutter because of wokeness too. He isn't even the main character in his new one

I really thought Nathan would drop out of nowhere when I heard uncharted.

Lara slaaaaaaayed

Waited for Nathan Drake to show up

The Indian Jones TV show is actually really good if you skip the kid episodes :/

This was a one sided rap battle, indiana jones wiped the floor

They need to redo it because of the new movie.

fedora the explorer!

The bar about Big Bang Theory was cold

Love how the viewer activity dies right at Lara Croft's second verse. Meanwhile the commenters are still coping

Craft by a landslide

Yeee got rid of the raid add at the end

How did this have 6m views and only 300 likes 😂 I’m weak

Eleven vs Ellie please!!!!

National Treasure(Nicholas Cage) v The DaVinci Code (Tom Hanks)!! Now that would be EPIC!!!