Rimworld - The Colony Wealth Experience

what's the point sowing potatoes on rich soil? They are for poor soils thanks to their fertility independence stat.

Wood base with no defense. Yikes.

Up!

I got a wealth looping glitch (or something like that) and my 0 tech starting colony had 120000 worth and ended up being wiped out by a black hive and psychic ship chunk crash at the same time

Me watching as Randy sends 16 Elite mercenaries to my 0.5 year colony with 2 people

This is why, as Noobert pointed out, no reason to make pretty floors in your colony until you're certain to hold off a raid, but considering how valuable that thing was, chances are it may not have helped much.

The cherry on top would have been if you showed the legendary gold statue being abandoned and remaining completely intact by the raiders who alegeddly came for it

I decided to create a high life colony, I managed to get 1000 smokeleaf joints, now i dont stop getting big raids

Usually when I see the game ending raid appearing, I organize the colony into two groups: the brave heroes and the cowards. The brave heroes fight to the death. The cowards run away and start the next colony.

"finds some gold bullshit"
"Navy Seals appear to hunt you"

Laughs in spacer tribal start.

this just seems like good old classic Randy to me

Whenever I make organ harvesting colonies, I make the mistake of harvesting too many too early, and then my 3 pawn colony has to defend against 20 pirate raiders with doomsday launchers...

I feel this.