You Call the Handyman - SOUTH PARK

another episode: handyman comes back and Sharon is walking around in her nighty, sitting on chair spread eagle. handyman--"no charge" today!

When she said "I don't know" i felt that.

watch this stoned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Listen. I went to college. You didn't. So you do the work I don't want to do for pennies on the dollar while I sit and get paid fat stacks for sitting in front of a computer at home. That's called economics.

Stop it I'm cracking up

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This special convinced me to replace my own sewage main. I saved myself $5500 thanks to this.

Smartest show on tv

Spot on about the handyman best job around

I used to do random handyman shit for people with way to much money and not a whole lot of common sense. I liked doing it and made good money but got a stable just with good benefits and a set quiting time so I decided to stop.

Handi-Man ! In Living Color !

Way back the nannie would give a handy to young boys to get them to sleep. True

Terp a Derrrrrrb !!!!!

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Accurate af.

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My oven is currently broken and yesterday I posted on my Instagram story needing a handyman. I feel like a bitch

tbh tho this has always been the case with middle class people
appliances are built SO intuitively; it's usually just a sensor, or the whole board or a fuse, or a belt
but you call the handyman you're looking at 200$ plus parts, always been that way

so true. trying to get a tradesman to show up in my town is like plucking a porcupine.

Yea, the handyman that sits at home waiting for your call to make50 bucks, isnt a handyman

i thot randy was going to get a screw driver out...

whips out his phone LMAO

Funny how the construction line of work was shunned forever. Now noone knows how to do shit. Your basic luxuries of life and you couldnt fix them if you had to. 😂

Cint dew it rite niww!

I found humor in the fact oven hinges don't normally use screws. If for some strange reason it did require screws and they became stripped the washers from home depot wouldn't resolve the problem.

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This is my life now. Last week I charged two clients $400.00 for relatively simple jobs that took roughly 1 hour each job. If you don't consider the travel time that's $400.00 per hour and I'm still cheaper than some of my opposition.

$800.00 dollars for a day I spent two hours actually working feels pretty good but I'm still astonished at how few people actually have any practical skills.

It's not all like that though. I spend most of my life telling people "no" now which gets in the way of making the business as profitable as it sounds as there's simply too much work out there to deal with.

It's so frustrating that even now I don't make as much as my son who works in construction as a steel fixer on government projects.

I expect a domino's style collapse in economies around the world as productivity continues to be undermined by civilisational incompetence across the board.

The pattern captured beautifully by the southpark crew here I call the "Mrs Bucket syndrome".

This is expressed by the English comedy series "Keeping up appearances". Mrs Bucket would often say "we've got a little man who does that".

Randy is channelling that character very well...

What episode is this ya'll ??

I never knew you were my favorite characters Dad lol

As a younger millennial handyman and working under the wing of many boomer handymen----this is Soo true 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The screws are stripped cuz you stripped them being hella fast and shit 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

This has been a struggle with moving up the ranks at work... A toilet is running and I replace the flapper valve myself because it takes literally 30 seconds. Then I get interrogated by a VP as to why I didn't assign it to a maintenance person.

I literally learned to weld using the f'cking internet, yet, people can't figure out or aren't willing to fix a hinge on a door.

Handyman should shave randys head and draw his hair on with a sharpie.

I get people that don’t even know where their breaker box is.

As a Florida handyman who just eat at the Waffle House yesterday for Thanksgiving, this truly brings a tear of joy to my overworked eye.

I feel like we all know this handyman

Ya my dad was quite the opposite he would hand me a toolbox and say you can't go play until you fix this. Of course my reaction was I don't know how to fix it and his was always well I guess you don't want to play. Needless to say I learned and now I'm grateful for those lessons Thanks dad

What episode is this?

Man this is so true, this generation are a bunch of morons. Young kids take up a trade, you will be smiling all the way to the bank.

How is Randy supposed to make grape jerky now? Trey? Matt? What the hell did you do! Randy gonna build a fucking time machine huh bros?

Yeah and it’s only going to get better for us😊

Name of the episode please

Thanks boomers for being so selfish they didn’t pass down any skills. This is completely the Boomers fault - like all the other problems we have today

The future. Once the older guys die off or retire were screwed. Back to sharpening rocks

On the money again!

can we get some 20 episode seasons ??

the screw stripped line killed me

I have no idea why nobody said "They took our jobs!"

can look up how to do absolutely anything and get what you need easy...

That Waffle House shirt… LMAO!! Freaking classic.