Briefly Describing Every Terraria Boss

I wonder how many people will get angry even though I stated this video is a joke?

Also this video was inspired by a certain Soundsmith

I enjoy the hollow knight reference

Golem is so easy, fighting him on legendary difficulty is somehow easier than killing a bunny

No deerclops?

IIIIIIIIIII LLLLLLOOOOOOOVVVVVEEEEE. Terraria

I thought lunatic cultist said "I'll destroy all you know"

Golem likes x sucicide

I hear the lunatic cultist as be more lunar

Tbh I got pretty far into Hardmode before I remembered that Queen Slime is a boss that exists, so I was overleveled and beat her on my first try lol

queen slime:
the amount of random projectile spam looks like modern art


also you can say the same for destroyer

I think the Cultist says “Now you will be no more”

golem isn't that easy if the final room gives you claustrophobia

Personally, I think that the lunatic cultist is saying, "I know no bounds..." which I know sounds super stupid but when you listen further you realize it kinda sounds like it. (But that might just be me)

I only just realized the brain of Cthulhu has a heart in it

I always thought that the lunatic cultist says “I warned you now”

Moonlord: what tf hit me - the boss

Golem is the one boss that is fought after the mech bosses and is easy with prehardmode gear and platforms

Not enough people are talking about how true that Moon Lord description is.
It honestly wouldn’t be so awful if it wasn’t for the fact that you had to beat the pillars to either fight him or get his summon item. That shit makes me develop bald spots like I’m a rock singer in his late 40s.

penis fluid

Golem is that type of guy that... Uh... Uhm
... Dumb

I always thought that the cultist says something like "how would you know?"
He is an idiot I guess

Cultest is definitely saying "the more you know"

moon lord is truely the worst boss but at least he has good loot👍

Dude literally the first night i beaten the wof the twins decided to absolutely demolish me infront of my 20 npcs

Golem is the guy who asked

Golem is the one boss that decided to easy on you, he's such a nice guy.

The Golem is like a post-plantera King Slime , but has arms and can shoot lazers.

Golem is just a big test dummy to test damage

I hear the lunatic cultist saying "now i will open your door"

I hear the lunatic cultist saying the lord shall know

Gollum. Oh no, I meant his degenerate brother golem. You didn’t knew about him? We don’t speak about him.

My preshes says golem

I always heard the Cultist voiceline as YOU'RE NO GOD, since maybe he thought the Moon Lord smited the cultists to have the Lunatic appear before him.

Let's just say the Golem is the test-subject if you wanted to know how much damage does your weapon make...

" Who else can say they have a dude with pajamas inside of them? "

Golem got an upgrade in Fargo’s Eternity Mode (A mode harder than master mode) and one of the first videos of “Golem eternity mode” shows a guys beating him with no damage taken

Hearing the cultist, it sounds like he's saying, "Now you'll know..."

you are right about the moon lord , until now in all of my years in terraria playing master mode i still can't beat the moon lord without the flare gun glitch or the cheese box ( the cheese box consist of a room for a nurse , with honey , with a campfire , with a bast statue , with a heart lantern , with traps ripped from the jungle temple placed for every single eye , with all warding accessories , and using the solar erruption or the flying dragon or any weapon the can pierce blocks ) i can't beat him without cheesing him before i get a full set of solar armor or an S.D.M.G from him or the zenith , while i can beat day time empress of light with a vortex beater and a minecart track no problem , ON MASTER MODE .

The Nerd boss has always sounded like he's saying something along the lines of "I know no God" to me.

Describing Golem.
"I mean, what do you want me to say? It's a moving rock. cuts to Fargo's Eternity mode There's a mod that turns him into sans though."

"How though are ya?"

"I beat Golem in Terraria..."

"Mhmm...."

"Without laughing at how easy it was."

"Ri-right this way, sir. "

bro predicted dst x terraria

The lunatic cultist says a spell or something

All you need for golem is a properly set up arena and some wings. I made the spectre wings but you can use any kind

Golem looks like the kinda guy that hacks, gets outplayed, and then says the one who beat them is hacking.

i think the lunatic cultist is saying something like "hail the moon lord" or something about that