The Rivalries of Warhammer 40k | Warhammer 40k meme dub

"hey leman look i'm a space wizard"
" heck you magnus, go to the wheelchair

the orks all having fun:

“WAAAGH!” -Orks

Orks: fighting a git is fun
Tryanid: screams in eldritch hunger

Should Dorn truly be dead I want Peter Turbo to come back basically kick out xenos, imperium and opposing chaos factions in a large region and then lament that he will never face a challenge as great as Dorn on the siege of Terra again.

I just realized the majority of the Horus Heresy is just Family Feud mixed in with religious beliefs

The necron: WE MUST UNDO THE BIOTRANSFERANCE!!!
The Men of Iron: WE ARE NOT PROGRAMMED FOR FRIENDSHIP!!!

Orkz: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
Other Orkz: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

ithink the iron warriors and imperial fists should fight more often

To think all the horrors of 40k could’ve been prevented if the Old Ones decided to be a little generous

Literally everyone in 40K: Killing each other because they hate each other.

Orkz: Wadda time ta be alive, ladz.

Dorn and Peter hit me in the unexpected feels with the song

Orks: Wez luv a good Krumpin wif me Rivals!

Ork Chad: Bug Gitz

Tyranid Chad: Shrieking

The Orks meanwhile are just happy to be there.

The end got me

It's not that the Old Ones refused to share the secret to immortality, it's more that they refused to share the secret of how not to die from cancer and genetic degradation caused by radiation poisoning. Which was caused by the C'Tan, which the Old ones knew about and were fearful of, as they could devour the very stars themselves.

Gaz and yarrick

Drukhari: "we literally hate everyone for our own entertainment"

Where’s the orks?

Good argument, however I portrayed you as soyjack in my video so...

i miss the good ol' days when the Tau were the good guys

“Hey Erda, let’s wait till we’re infinity-millennia old, then we have kids so they come out super autistic.

“Okay.”

Everyone happy that the Squats came back should understand that we always had Dorn and Pert.

In the immortal words of Castlevania’s idiot protagonists:
Perturabo: Eat shit and die
Rogal Dorn: Yes, Fuck you

I was really hoping to Guilliman and Yvraine at the end 🤣

Orks: DEM BUGS FOIGHT REAL GOOD
Tyranids: hungry screeching

Cant forget Ghazghkull and Yarrick

the best rivalry in 40k hands down will always be Yarrick and Ghaz

Wojack 40k

there was a lore story during the scouring/War of the Beast where Imperial Fists and Iron Warriors did join together again to purge the alien

Rogal Dorn has the best speech to the Imperial fist when the Iron Warriors are coming to attack them.

"They're coming, kill them all."

Fulgrim and ferrus mannus

All I see is food, precious, delicious food, fsfsssssfffffffsssss!
Hive mind.

Tyranids: I ate you all equally.

Orks: Fight is figh

You forgot the ork and the ork

Where is yarick and Gaz

Reddit memes

What is the music used for the emperor sounds celestial

What cover of :"why can't we be friends" was that at the end

Average guardsman being deployed to a battlefield knowing death is but a certainty: D:
A Kriegsman in the exact same scenario: :D

All things considered it makes sense why a lot of factions hate each other but I still don't get the Tau and the greater good thing.

Nah, last two should've been Orks & Tyranids having a blast killing eachother

There is a reason why the admech were not apart of that

The Lion: "pathetic backwoods savage!"
The Wolf: ** C E N S O R E D **

Meanwhile Fulgrim: “Fuck me 😉”

Rivalries in battletech. “See those weebs over there? Fuck em’” - House Davion

I love how they don’t say fuck you it’s just heck.

Tau gey - Some Astra Militarum shock troop

The tau are nicer than that