The 10 Stages of Every Heavy Main

I have 30 hours on heavy and I already love heavy

at fifth stage with only 6 hours on heavy

Stage 1:
Understand that u doesn’t exist

WHY IDIOTS SAY HOMAGE

I've run into 1 Zeus heavy. And it was agony

stage 11: switch to pyro main because fuck spies and snipers.

Step 11:become communist

There once was an intellectual conversation, one said;
“I’M TAKING US BOTH DOWN”
And the other responded;
“AAAAAAAAAAHHH”

I face Zeus tier heavies all the time and die instantly

While I wouldn't call myself a Heavy main, I play Pyro and Soldier too much for that, I deeply felt the Primal Rage Heavy. When shit goes bad, I pull out my Tomislav, put on the Soda Popinski theme and just start marching forward.

If it gets really bad, I pull out my Brass Beast (which is typically reserved only for MvM) get my chocolate bar and just begin trundling forward. Wipe out a surprising amount of people that way.

They exist?

stage 8 is the heavy main going joker mode

only class u hesitate to shoot, not just out of fear but because they could be friendly

Frustrated be heavy’s slow speed
laughs in brass beast

joe

the 10 stages of heavy main good explaining i like to play as heavy sometimes but i like to play as soldier and scout sometimes spy just hard in team fortress 2.

I’m so confused cause I feel like I’m at stage 7 it fits me the best but components from stages 2 and 4 also seem to fit so I’m not sure.

Idc if late i learn that sh.t when i didnt even play

I love how he used the meet the medic thing at the end it was so perfect 😂

as a heavy main i can relate

Phase 2 being 100 hours before getting opinions on weapons 😂

Honestly, Heavy is like:
I NEED MORE BOOLETS

I got the sandvich at step ONE

Me who plays Merasmus class (I don't get why TF2 Mercs are so bad)

Heavy is *heavy*ly underrated
I got a +50 kills in a payload match today and even pushed back the blue team through a choke point with my medic simply because the heavy is just that powerful

The rage heavy stage had me WEAK 💀

Bearded Expense really is a crime against nature

eeee

Pov you are in a team with a heavy main and a medic main

Wait, can you eat a sandwich as heavy?

Stage 11: becoming Chozo

i have like 300 hours on heavy. i think im still stage 2

We all see our fathers as the heavy at one point.

"Bearded expense isint real"

Addicted to spy class

i think i skipped stages 2-4 so im doing 5 basically
who do you guys reccomend btw

just crafted holiday pucnh feeling gud



Pooti-POW

im stage 5 so bad xdd

stage 11: realizing that heavy mains dont exist

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Tf2 according to heavy mains
scout : loud baby
pyro: arsonist baby
spy : masked baby
engineer : smart baby
demoman : drunk baby
soldier : stupid baby
medic : medic baby
sniper : scary baby
the heavy : russian elephant carrying a mini gun