Parents, what's the FUNNIEST Reason you've been Called into School to get your Kid? - Reddit Podcast

During my Jr year of highschool, I took an outdoor ed class for a gym credit. One day, we left school grounds to go biking. We were going downhill. Me being dumb, I accidentally triggered just the front brakes and flipped the bike. Gotten a few scrapes and chipped a tooth pretty good. Went to the nurse, got looked over to make sure if I was ok. I was all could you call my mom. Shocked the nurse since they said other students would cry over a paper cut.

story, 16 I have the same problem, and add dyslexia to it

potassium + water = boom? don't wash bananas, got it. 😂

All hail the goats!

goats

Can someone respond with what the thats all thing is about

Goats.

Goats

goat

Goats are the GOATs

Unicorns, but the olden day ones :)

I don't want to be farting glitter, so I would say goats would taste better

On the Unicorn vs Goat story...there is a theory that the animal that the myth of the Unicorn was based on was actually a species of extinct Goat that had horns that would intertwine in adulthood. Look it up and look at pre- European images of Unicorns.

GOATS

Unicoooooorrrrrrnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!

My dad had to be called in to get me cause I had planted myself on top of the cabinet.


I had a Scooby-Doo themed pencil and it was my favorite to the point where it was just an eraser. The teacher threw it out, and in protest I (a super short 1st grader) climbed on top of a cabinet and in a spot where the teacher couldn't pull me down.

first rule about unicorn club, you do not talk about unicorn club

Told my History Proff how to say Metis. Im Canadian and hes from the sothern states. He took it well cuz he spoke it with spanish in mind instead of french

GOATS

Goats

Not goats or unicorns but Minotaurs!

So potassium can't go in water, so now I regret using the restroom after eating a banana

24 I say the same

In story 39: I had something similar our class came up with cat club and we were rivals to you guessed it the dog dojo or some shit like that and the school counselor got involved mind you this was fourth grade and my best friend who I gave leadership a month ago got in trouble so uhh yay for me but she had abusive parents so uhh I’m sad I hope she’s okay

Ahhh. I moved to South Dakota to attend grad school. I took AP classes in high school, including French, so I knew how to pronounce Pierre. Pee Air. Nope, it is pronounced Peer. Also, the Missouri River cuts the state in half. So the Western half of the state is westriver; East of the MIssouri is Eestriver.

Bro I have done some stupid stuff that I didn’t do. I am a student

Definitely unicorn

Next time you want to say okay Boomer - 99% of the reasons that prompted a phone call would have been ignored, or dealt with by a disapproval glance by our WW2 era teachers and principals.

Hell I did things that caused blood loss to me or others. Handled in school with no calls.

Unicorns! 🦄

100% unicorns for sure

Praise the goats😈

Goat

I had quite an interesting incident. When I was young, my parents let me have my hair however I wanted it. So I just let it grow long. In kindergarten or first grade (I can't remember) some kids were making fun of me, telling me that I was a girl on account of my long hair. I got ticked after like 5 minutes of trying to correct them I got fed up with them and just shouted "Want me to prove it?!" and pulled my pants down.

I have no memories of this incident but my dad said he couldn't stop laughing.

Goats

GOATS EASILY

Goats are better then unicorns no cap

goat goat goat

but but am 8

I got piked up out of no were at the midle pf class:
Basicly I got out of the reces when with no aparent reason the secretary calls me by my FULL NAME (wich in the recess I’ve got into a litle fight) and tell me to go with him I was pissed, but when we get to the gates of the school, I see my dad and he told me “we are leaving” for the time I had periods, and I NEVER BLEED SO MUCH, in the car I ask my dad, “d-dad, why did y-you picked me u-up?” And then he goes like “you should know” my mind was literaly was thinking (oh f, oh f, oh f) and gess what my dad told me: Am taking you to the ddoctor silly! 😊

I got piked up out of no were at the midle pf class:
Basicly I got out of the reces when with no aparent reason the secretary calls me by my FULL NAME (wich in the recess I’ve got into a litle fight) and tell me to go with him I was pissed, but when we get to the gates of the school, I see my dad and he told me “we are leaving” for the time I had periods, and I NEVER BLEED SO MUCH, in the car I ask my dad, “d-dad, why did y-you picked me u-up?” And then he goes like “you should know” my mind was literaly was thinking (oh f, oh f, oh f) and gess what my dad told me: Am taking you to the ddoctor silly! 😊

And completely crapped my pants, in the most ✨Glorious✨ fashion.

one time when i was like 7 and some kid had brought like bullets to school but they called my dad because they got the kids mixed up lol

goats

Goats

Story 39:I did it and I understand

I mean the goats are the goats so

goats cus there goated