The Different Kinds of Straws

What about strawberry

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I keep rewatching your videos that sometimes, I just rate the length of my activities in sam o' nella unit of measurements. Rn, it took me the entire different kinds of straws to replace my animals's water.

What about tim-tams? I can use one of those as a straw.

So nobody is gonna talk about what was on the table when he was holding the straw? Okay.

well, my favourite straw is the straw that broke the camel's back

We call it suctioner in Arabic

I'd like to correct you there Sam... The normal plastic straw is not 10/10 it's 100000/10, which is a big problem. While other straws comes out as farts, it is the bomb of straws.

See kids, we all love a good straw. Something that doesn't start to sog after spending 1 minute in choice liguid. However since the paper straw, that we all knew that I was talking about, is 0.1/10 at being a straw (not 0 because it does have the same basic shape for a moment or two), many people understandably chose the plastic straw. But the plastic straw is so good that it's beyond our mortal comprehension. When we think "oh that WAS a nice straw" it still IS a nice straw. First in the ocean, then in the gut of some marine bird/reptile.

And let that be a lesson kids. Never go above and beyond. Limit yourself to 10/10 or some beedye-eyed-asshole is going to take advantage of you and use your invention, intended to make the world better, to make life miserable for everyone instead.

Like Oppenheimer. He wasn't some kind angel, but he basically just wanted to have sex and make the Japanese and the Nazi lose world war 2. But, his invention gave every superpower access to destroying all of mankind many times over. And that made him regret making an invention meant to ensure winning one of the few wars in history where the otger side was clearly more evil. (With all the terror Nazi Germany unleashed on the Jewish, and whomever they thought unfit, and the Japanese doing the same against the Chinese.)

He forgot to cover veggie straws, the straws you can eat after use

Animals don't eat straw (not if they can help it at least) they eat hay!
Straw is just one of the byproducts of making grain, hay is made specially for livestock to eat

I prefer stcookeds.

Skill share reviewing the vid for sponsorship: yeah Sam this looks great. We’d be happy to spon- last rating playing -so yeah we’ll be in touch.

thak you for crywank reference

This dude pops up every 2 years. uploads one 5ish minute video and disappears again.

Still waiting for my "I finger dogs" bendy straw :/

crywank really cries my wank

The cocaine 😂

“Fuck you, god is dead/10” love it 😂😂

Now we have FUCKING PAPER STAWS

Ah yes, education

Sam listens to crywank. Cool

I like when he says when he sees a child sipping chocolate milk through a crazy straw in Olive Garden like an actually happens cause I’ve never seen that happen before in my life

Bendy straw 10 out of 10 😅

Crazy straws also started a millenia-long intergalactic war between the upper class and working class of a planet of robots.

The straw with words on it is a real thing i own, yes i have to suck on it for wayyyyy too long before getting liquid

God is not dead.

If you try hard enough, the human body can be a straw.

I like to use that last straw at the dog park while sniffing my fingers.

GOD IS DEAD
BLOOD IS FUEL
HELL IS FULL

7 years ago they didn't have paper straws

"crywank/10"

The menace to society straw was awesome…. “Fingered a dog” bro has no filter

good

CRYWANK MENTIONED??

Does a straw have two holes or one continuous hole please help I need answers

Can't forget paper straws. They dissolve in your drink and make it taste like paper. 2/10, at least they're biodegradable.

The bound Gargoyle's arms extended far out beyond its head, so by grasping its wrists Zeb found the king made a very good club.

I’m watching this video 7 years later and I’d never think that I’d see a meme about Crywank, an artist I saw live one time like 4 years ago and never heard of again

Edit: 2 years not 4, I can’t count

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i wanna drink out of the menace to society straw

i was waiting for the straw that broke the camels back

Still waiting for the "Menace to society straw"

Bro turned into OffendingEveryone at that last part

I refuse the crazy straw slander

You bend the love, you get a burning ring of fire.

was that an ultrakill reference

Paper straw paper strawwww

My argument is that British people can't just say sorry