Newsroom : Congress Announces Plan To Hide Nation's Porn From Future Generations

😂😂😂😂😂

As someone who was a minor when this was released, I might have been none the wiser if I hadn't stumbled across this video. They may have failed at keeping us from knowing of their depravity, but we will not repeat the mistakes of the past. We won't make a video about OUR hidden stash.

"Blame the massive amount of idiotic internet discourse on a few faulty robots"
Uh.

Barely legal mountain sounds like the move

Just recently they chose to ban porn unless you give online porn companies a state issued ID.

considering the new speaker of the house as of 2023 this aged amazingly

Where is the big boob mountain

Racist robots

And now we’ve got wattpad

I love that all of this is just to prevent embarrassment from some archaeologist judging us in the future and not actually for the betterment of humanity. They’ve got plenty of ways for us to still do it while covering our tracks so we don’t have to worry about some guy from the future thinking we were all weird

Congratulations my neighbors think I'm wombat shit balls Batman crazy. Loosing my shit on the porch, "5 minutes of C-SPAN" and me listening to the news...😊.

not easy to hide porn when everybody is doing it

2010: haha this is hilarious
2023: 🗿

I miss this guy. The new guy and gal are dry.

“Next up: We’re talking to the pilot that heroically crash landed a plane into Maureen Dowd” is a deeply underrated line.

I say we mandate all new construction be done with marble and granite.

That way the ruins of our civilisation will look a lot more impressive.

Historians will literally sift through the most boring shit. The C-Span plan will not work; the USA must find better options!

The golden rule of the Internet: So long as the people who want to find it, can find it, and the people who don't want to, don't, it all works

Grandma Likes it Hard volumes 1 and 2 were tasteful. Volume 3 really crossed a line.

No. Future generations will "need" this pornography. For uh, research. Yeah.

Utah.

Literally 1984

The Pornographic Media Concealment Act has changed my life. Finally I can masturbate in peace knowing that future generations won't judge me based on my paraphilias.

My thoughts based on the title alone: Oh I think I saw this anime

life imitates art

I get it now. The Onion is just a false information channel that’s main reason to exist is to make future humans think we are stupid

Lmao fiction becomes reality

......catnap ....catnap ....CATNAP!

lol @ cspan 😅

Wait until they find this video.

Dude....lol

Had to overwrite my old BitCoin wallet with something.

Grandma likes it hard, hahahahaha

This is aging so, so well

🥲

Even Netflix or any other OTT can't touch this type of content!😂😂😂😂🙌

NOOOOOOOOOO

this is the funniest shit i have ever seen

How does this change with streaming?

Future historians will be genuinely confused thank to the Onion😂

At that point I am sure that Onion is made by time travel AI that sole reason of existance is to troll us on our way to oblivion

No doubt inspired by the stupid amounts of ancient Roman porn we've found

If you replaced the word porn with money and hiding with giving to rich people, then this is exactly what the regime did.

"-begin with 5 minutes of C-Span footage so they'll get bored and stop watching"
nailed that one on the head!

Barely legal mountain?
Fuck,I'm dying.

“Blame all racist comments on robots” I swear we’re taking notes form these guys.

I want to the future version of this where they find three-minute long c-span footage in boxes with Canada signed on.