SCP Classes (The known and unknown) PART 1

You forgot esoteric

Safe: 😊
Euclid: 🙁
Keter: 💀
Thaumiel: 🛡️
Apollyon: 🌞

The heeler family in bluey is defenately apollyon from that film theory episode of bluey being a witch

You forgot LIZARD class!!

Forgot “totally safe”

Safe: the nice kid: kind and humble

Euclid: the quiet kid: unpredictable

Keter: the bully: toxic and a true menace

Thaumiel: the smart kid: helps you with your homework

Appollyon: the teacher everyone is afraid of: HIGHLY DANGEROUS!!!!!

Me: nice, time to get educated on all the unique classifications

80% of the classifications: tHiS rEfErS tO sCp 69

And also please make part 2

There are so many scp-001

Those who restrain are worse than scp's

What is the ambience called

Bro decommissioned is the funniest shit bro

GUHd DDAAYYYUUMM, MAN, stick to the OG 5

So many Classe

I Use to Love this:)

WHAT IS THE BACKROUND MUSIC PLZZZZZ

Keter refers to difficulty of containment, not necessarily danger. Some SCPs like 4999 are Keter but harmless (and in fact quite benevolent).

You are missing 1 class that should be in the locked box test
It is archon class
It means that the Scp can be contained but it is best not to contain it

I remember when it was 3

Safe: The city doesn't have a nuke.

Euclid: The city might have a nuke.

Keter: THE CITY DEFINITELY HAS A NUKE. POSSIBLY A MILLION OF 'EM BOSS.

Thaumiel: The Nuclear Facility

Apollyon: The city just launched all of their nukes... God... HELP US-

Explained: Nukes are created by nuke liquid.

Neutralized: They lost all of their nukes. Thank God.

Euclid-Impetus: They only launched some Ballistic missiles.

Maksur: Their nukes just exploded immediately after launch.

Zeno: The nuke was a fake nuke. Thank God.

53: The nuke is created by unknown compounds. Welp, time to test this baby out. On the ocean... yeah, I'm not launching on a freaking city Bruh. You think I'm dumb.

Yesod: Who left their nuke beneath the [REDACTED]'s [REDACTED]?

Safe-Impetus: THEY LAUNCHED A... Paper Airplane? To defeat us? Come on man, at least try.

Euclid-Nunctii: Uh oh, the TV's saying a nuke is landing right on my house... welp, goodbye-

Nehemoth: TACTICAL NUKE. INCOMING-

BFF: The nuke is powered by AI which apparently likes to be talked to...?

Former: It used to be a nuke, but they turned it into a Rocketship instead.

Glorious: A GOLDEN NUKE!

Kronecker: The nuke just modified its Databank Entry which says it's no longer classified as a nuke but a Rocketship? Welp, guess we are launching this baby into space.

Decommissioned: The nuke's design was not Aerodynamic enough, so they rejected its launch.

Anatta: An Atomic Bomb... alright, see that you've stepped up your game.

Yggdrasil: A FREAKING TSAR!?!? UH. THE ATOMIC BOMB WAS BETTER.

Truculent: The nuke can explode at any second, so please make sure to not be in its radius when it EXPLODES... welp he's dead.


Simpatico: The nuke can explode at any second, but it's radius is smaller than last time. So you SHOULDN'T HAVE A PROBLEM... you're NOT being serious? You died to it again?

What is the most dangerous class?

Heres a few that im pretty sure exist:

Tiamat: Could be Contained through warfare
Hiemal: Two scp’s that contain eachother
Archon: Can be contained, but ought not too
Ticonderoga: In a state of contained but also uncontained and/or cant and doesnt need to be contained
Anomalous: So simplistic it doesn’t need an object class
Atlas: Shouldn’t be contain to ensure humanity can exist
Cernnous: Can be contain but cant logistically or ethically

SCP-8002-J
Before: "The Entity"
After: "The Dead Entity"
Class: Neutralized

Containment procedures: It doesn't need one, It's dead.

Description: It was a entity, a scary one, sometimes cool. Unfortunately, the GOC killed it.

Addendum: It was alive, now its dead.

Let me try one!

Class Dahkil- Arabic for "Intruder". Refers to SCPs that find their way into containment with no explanation.

If it's in the box, but it shouldn't be there, it's probably Dahkil.


Does something like this already exist?

There’s the class “AWESOME” for scp 420-J

there is 2 decommision

archon just existing

What about archon

Safe when stored
Keep an eye on it
Bad things happen when it escapes
Can contain things
Uncontainable.

Thanks

As someone learning Hebrew, Keter should actually be pronounced keh-ter, but I guess its context is so far removed from normal Hebrew usage that the mispronunciation is fine

I’m pretty sure theres Archon, an SCP that if contained, will cause a global detrimental event

Locked box test be like:
Safe:If you put in a box It stays in the box.
Euclid:If you put in a box It stays in the box but damages a little.
Keter:If you put in a box It stays in the box but damages a lot.
Tiamat:If you put in a box you save the world.
Apolyon:even puting in a box the world end.
Thaumiel:It is the box.
Explained:it is not supposed to be in a box.
Neutralized:it is broken.
Archon:if you put in a box the world ends.
Pending:idk what will happen in the box.
Decomissioned:Edgelord oc in a box.
Maksur:damaged but concertable
Zeno:safe-euclid
Embla:Create more stuf to put in the box
Euclid-Ignotus:related to 655 and/or 2003
53:IDK in what box you can put it and what will happen
Humanoid:have 1 head,2 ears,1 torso,2 arms,2 legs,1 mouth,2 eyes but isn't a human
Keter-thaumiel:it is a box but broke the other because its a yandere box
Yesod:an empity box
Non-anomalous:IDK why put it in a box
Safe-Prodest:Scp-066
Euclid-inpetus:066 too
Safe-impetus:scp-984
Euclid-Nunctii:i would buy in a box but it wass discountinued
Nehemoth:scp-2998 dont like it
BFF:pet it often or the world ends
Former:make you be aware of the box dont be good engouth
Glorious:its a crown in a box
Kronecker:a hacker in a box
Yggdrasil:or you put in a box or it destroys the entire multiverse
Anatta:world ending being in a box
Truculent: DON'T TOUCH THE CHILD but in a box
Simpatico:a gentlemen in a box(simpatico is how is called a people with simpaty/kindness in portuguese)
Esoteric:none of the past alternatives.
Extras:
Gödel:it was totaly undesrtanded but it still neding a box
Eparch:it is related to the past alternatives
Principals:related to the O5 council
Kusûm:i put It in a box tomorow
Netzach:It is a planet
Himeal:It is his own box
Azathoth:dangerous acording to the reseacher
Ticonderoga:It is impossible to put It in a box
Zeno:Euclid but even more safe

Safe: Cellar Spider

Euclid: Black Widow


Keter: Sydney Funnel Web

Thaumiel: Insecticide

Apollyon: Spider from Arachnophobia. 💀

Is archon Apollyon? If it isn’t then I’m sorry for being dumb

Scp-0199 Abandoned school
Class-Safe

A school that was left abandoned and somehow manage to produce stacks of water, should be monitored just in case there’s something else hidden behind this scp. It’s unknown how the scp manages to make stack of water, monitor is no use the only time it seems to produce the water is when no one is looking. Further testing is needed to understand how this scp works if no progress is made best course of action is to leave it alone. Solution if this scp is expose to the public, use social media and make a story about how this water was left abandoned. Blame it on board members and do everything possible in order to sway the public curiosity into hate for the people responsible. Other solution is to have fake personal act as security warding any curious bystanders to explore the scp.

SCP-001 God's Blind Spot could just be Thaumiel, the O5 council benefits from it just like SCP-2000 benefits humanity by recreating it.

SAFE
Put it in a Box, nothing happens

EUCLID
Put it in a Box, but your not sure what could happen

KETER
Put it in a Box, and it becomes very dangerous

THAUMIEL
It is the Box itself

APOLLYON
There is no Box, you are doomed

EXPLAINED
Put it in a Box, and you understand its properties to the point it's not anomalous at all

NEUTRALISED
Put it in a Box, and it brakes

MAKSUR
Put it in a Box, and it brakes, except you
can fix it

ZENO
Hard to put it in a Box, but not dangerous

EMBLA
The thing in the Box spawned all Things (this has no established meaning)

EUCLID-IGNOTUS
Only Refers to « Preferred Option » and
« Biological Disinformation Campaign »

53
Put it in a Box, it's very dangerous and don't know much about it

HUMANOID
The thing in the Box is human-like and has no anomalous properties of its own

KETER-THAUMIEL
Dangerous but could be used as a Box

YESOD
God's Blind Spot...

NON ANOMALOUS
Put it in a Box, it doesn't have any anomalous properties at all

SAFE-PRODEST
Only refers to « Eric's Toy »

EUCLID-IMPETUS
Only refers to « Eric's Toy » (once again)

SAFE-IMPETUS
Only refers to « A Public Restroom »

EUCLID-NUNCTII
Doesn't mean anything, sort of a signature the author left (CommunismWillWin)

NEHEMOTH
Only refers to « Anomalous Transmission,
2485 Hz »

BFF
Put it in a Box, you'll have to pet him often

FORMER
Put it in a Box, people want to make you aware of what it is

GLORIOUS
Only refers to « Tyrant's Pretext »

KRONECKER
Put it in a Box, it'll change the information of other things inside Boxes

DECOMMISSIONED
Put it in a Box, you decide to Delete it

YGGDRASIL
Put it in a Box, could be detrimental to reality how we know it

ANNATA
Put it in a Box, could be detrimental to the Universe we know

TRUCULENT
Put it in a Box, results dangerous when you interact with it

SIMPATICO
Put it in a Box, its actions are not predictable but also not Dangerous

btw u have decommissioned in there twice

ok ik this video is over 5 years old now but here's one:

archon: 'you could probably contain it if needed however its better to leave it uncontained'

I honestly don't know why I'm here, just discovered SCP today in depth and this is just so interesting

My favorite rare class is Debated, found on SCP-4096.
I'd say why, but that's part of the article's twist.

This is me trying to explain every class that i understand in this into the locked box theory.
Ignoring the main ones.

Explained (?): If you leave the box somewhere and leave it alone but there's nothing inside. It's explained.
Neutralised: If you leave the box somewhere and leave it alone but it ceases to exist. It's neutralised.
Maksur: If you found all of the pieces of a box and stick them together and work as a box again. It's maksur.
Yggdrasil: If you leave the box somewhere and leave it alone then it start changing the reality, timeline, universe in any way. It's Yggdrasil.
Truculent: If you leave the box somewhere and leave it alone but you placed a gun inside and returned realizing that the gun is now pointed at you. It's Truculent.
Simpatico: If you leave the box somewhere and leave it alone but you placed 2 guns inside and returning realizing that the box used it as it's legs. It's Simpatico.

safe: pepperoni pizza
Euclid: cheese pizza
Keter: pineapple pizza
Thaumiel: pizza box
apollyon: pineapple pizza with ranch as the sauce

Forgot about SCP class: awesome
this SCP class refers to SCP 420-j

This is why I prefer the newer SCP Classificiation system talked about by The Vulgan/Dr. Miller, as with that classification system you can go into the specifics without having to make a brand new class for your specific SCP.
Classes like "Zeno" wouldn't need to exist anymore as this new classification people are using display Containment Difficulty, Harzard Level and Distruption Level aswell a fourth space for any more specific information you would like to add.
I also want to mention it looks and sorta works alot like NFPA 704 aka a Fire Diamond which is used in real life to classify chemicals and such.

Does anyone know of an SCP container class where the SCP is contained inside of a carbon-copy/replica of a real-world biome?

i really like the way you pronounce thaumiel. its funky!