Stephen's Covetton House Meets Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop

Conscious coupling really got me.

This was legit funny

How much did Goop pay you for this promotion, Stephen?

Great. Going from ripping into her to giving her a platform to promote her hazardous, overpriced, exploitative bullshit. Well done.

Not gonna lie I'm not a fan of Gwyneth I think she's a terrible actress, and goop is just modern day snake oil, but she was a good sport for doing this good on her.

Amazing! Paltrow has a sense of humor about how ridiculous her brand is. Very funny! I like her!

Its hard to tell if she is or isnt in on the joke?

young stephen looks creepy as fuck

At least she has a sense of humor, she's just gooping off....if people buy the stupid shit that's their fault. It's not like she needs the money.

Starting a luxury-goods brand has also apparently turned him gay.

what happened to her eyes?

Stephen is very cringy...

Glad she isnt taking herself seriously and making fun of her own wonky-donkey product line. LOL

Chris Martin is such a nice and honest man how on earth?

i don't understand how you can criticise her, and then collaborate with her to steal money from the public... hypocrite

I cannot imagine myself taking advice from a woman who looks like she barely survived cancer.

She is cute and a good sport.

what a strange person.

give it to her, she is a good sport!!

this is too weird

Oh Covoopetton, oh covfefe, oh shit!
(Oh poppycock, oh peppy cook, oh puppy cock, oh nuts!)

American. You people are a circus.

Are you a cop? You have to tell me if you're a cop...

They shouldn’t give a platform to dangerous quacks. She’s just using the show to make herself look sympathetic. Yet, she’s still scamming thousand of people and putting their health at risk.

At least she's aware of how ridiculous she is

All he needs is a boater straw hat, a cane and tap shoes.

That face is

DOT

DOT

DOT

Unsettling.

I love this man so much.

i don't get the jokes tho.

Gwen is a total snake oil salesmen. She can go steam her vag. Erm... I'm being told she does that voluntarily... Erm... Go stuff it with rocks? No she does that too. Erm... Go shove your pumpkin spice latte's up your butt? No, she does that too. May you get stabbed by a thousand needles? No she does that too. Shit, I don't think I can tell them to do anything horrible that they don't already do to themselves.

I can’t laugh at her. She rips off too many people & herbs can be dangerous if used carelessly like she does.

PH"K GOOP-- taste like ah soul.

DABA DA DA DA DA DA DA DABADADA

The look on Stephan's face after putting the egg between her fingers, "my...wife...will kill me tonight. I...may not be here tomorrow. How to explain this on the air..."

Her timing isn't great, but the material is. OMG. I'm glad she has a sense of humor.

The end card was super loud, but now I don't know if she's trolling or if I'm the one being trolled.

Thou shalt not covetton thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covetton thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's.

Gwyneth shows she doesn’t take herself too seriously. Not bad. For contrast,
Look up Colbert on the O’Reilly show which he did in character as Bill O’.
Hilarious. OReily didn’t have a clue how to react.

Terrifble actress

To those who want to complain about the loud outro music: check the comment section, the point has been gratuitously made.

Is Goop Health a real thing??? Really, is it a real thing???

i am in no way fan of Gwyneth's, but, man, mad props for putting up with this horrendous act. is this where we've come? lemme get it clear: if he straight up called her "stupid" and her product-service a "total rip-off" he'd be an ass, but now that he is CLEARLY being ironic the whole time to her face, it makes it all alright? this is what we've come to? superficial, artificial, ingenuine "politeness" and lack of cojones is the way to go?
Gwyneth, hon, i don't get the crazy ish you're into; now there's one more thing i don't get: your incentive to participate in this ridiculousness.

Ah, yes, the most important thing a gentleman must do when inviting a person to his house, propose them Yoni Eggs xD . Surely nothing can be misinterpreted.

"namaste"
"Nah we're both gonna stay."
Fucking genius xD . I had to pause the video to calm my laughter before watching the rest.

You gotta love that Gwenyth Paltrow doesnt take herself too seriously.

Does she not realize that Stephen Colbert is making fun of this whole thing?

Massive props to Gwyneth Paltrow for being such a good sport.

What kind of Becky bullshit..

She’s a good sport for doing this. Still peddling snake oil though.